Saturday, December 27, 2008
Merry Christmas?
Wait...its two days overdue... tribute and a moment of silence to those who died in the tsunami in 2004... i was almost one of them so i got lots of thoughts for them... R.I.P
ok... a moment is probably over...(this depends on how fast u read) anyway... yup...SANTA is a lie... i didn't get what i wanted so there isn't going to be a tribute and worship spot in my house for SANTA... haha! i think i wasn't a bad boy this year... i was a heart broken boy for sure but not a bad one... wait... i'm not a boy anymore!?!? so does that mean it didn't work cause i'm not a boy... damn... i miss out my chance but too bad SANTA so did u... LIAR!!!
Work is great thinking bout the money but i'm more interested in more money... lim bei work work work also got no aim in life... no frenz no nothing... KNN... my life rox... SONG!! ok... offically i think i'm going nuts... nothing i want now is happening... so i'm complaining and whinning in my blog now... WHAT THE FUCK!!... if only i can get a better paying job...plsssss... i need a better paying job... omg... sobz... being broke is killing me...
i got...
No Gf
No Money
No Life
No Satifcation in life
WHen someone is poor... they do not ponder what will happen when they die... life is like a game... ever play the game of life?? you start off as a fresh grad and you get married buy a house... have children... then retire... i think its the same... now i'm 21... 24 come out and work... if can then find a gf... then hao say then marry... after that buy hse.. have children then retired... wait for death... interesting... next 50 years have been planned for me...
MERRY CHRISTMAS... (well not all of you will have a merry christmas for some of you will... fall sick or even die... get dumped or maybe someone in the family has passed on...get involve in traffic accidents...) so i wishing all to try your best to have a good christmas...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Dear Santa
I'm a nobody who benefits from the lies that you bring forth to children all around the world because you do not deliver whatever you have promised, my parents, relatives and friends are filling in your spot right now and giving me gifts but i'm also giving gifts to them too... And the more i writing this down... i start to wonder... where did you pop out from this christmas bullshit... isn't this suppose to be the celebration for 'the so call mighty invisible man's living in the skies son' who supposingly sacrifice himself for people who he do not know... so Santa when did u pop out... come to think of it... u do look like him... the messiah who might just fooled all of us... all you need to have is more lipo (fats) ... a pair of prescription eyewear a.k.a spectacles...and a red jump suit... some genetically modified reindeers... specifically one with a red nose whom u call rudolph... and we ever came up with a song for it...
You know Dasher, and Dancer, andPrancer,
and Vixen,Comet, and Cupid, andDonner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of allRudolph, the red nosed reindeerhad a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolphjoin in any reindeer games.Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:"Rudolph with your nose so bright,won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,you'll go down in history!
So Santa...here's your chance to redeem yourself... this weekend on Sunday... A.D 2008 21 Dec... i'm going to buy 4D... and the number i will buy is 8718... please make sure you sprinkle some 'magic' on me and let me struck 1st price... I unlike the others who only ask for gifts will actually worship you... a little corner in my house shall be named as Santa Corner for the believers and receivers...But since i'm at it... hers's a list of the thing i want to buy when i do struck the lottery on sunday... now now...your diginity is on this one Santa... its make or break for you...no seconds chances...i'm sorry...i had given too many chances and all my praying and hopes have fall on deaf ears...ok...here goes
Dear Santa... observe my wishlist...
Cash : SGD $5000 ( juz incase u give me the currency u use in the north pole)
or
Canon DSLR 50D kit-3...
A new laptop which i have yet to decide but lets go with the Mac-Book Pro...
More money to buy lenses to go with my DSLR...
How bout a new girlfriend too... juz 3 criteria...
Smart, beautiful / sweet and rich...
This is what i want for christmas, Santa... sure hope you can deliver this time round... Merry Christmas...HoHoHo?!?!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Now i'm gonna list reasons why i should lose weight...
1. To look better
2. to be able to fix into clothes
3. to save me the trouble to alter my jeans
4. to be healthy
5. to get a gf / wife
6. to scold someone else a fat ass...pua kia!
7. to prove to people that i can lose weight
8. to have girls surrounding me and asking me how i did it
9. to be able to buy health insurance policies
10. to be able to take less space on the public transport
11. to not crush my gf/wife when we're making out
12. to blend into friends...unless all my friends are fat asses
13. so i can eat more unhealthy food
14. so my children don't blame me that my fat genes got to them
15. so i can be the only Santa that can squeeze down the chimney
16. So people selling health produce will not appoach me
17. so i don't end up dying after eating slimming pills
18. so i can actually see my neck
19. so my gf can hug me without complaining
21. to have a waist
22. to not get stereotyped
23. to not be rejected by girls saying...i'm sorry...i don't like fat guys
24. so i look good in pictures
25. to hear people say wow... u lose so much weight... while looking at past pictures
26. to join my brothers six-packed gang
27. to not snore at night
28. to look good infront of gf family
29. to make my family( extension) say hey u finally lose weight
30. to tell a fat ass in the face who says they can't lose weight that they actually can...
Monday, December 8, 2008
Plans
I'm thinking of renting 'home alone' videos and watching it alone in my living room with all the lights off... enjoying snacks and drink this christmas... it will be juz me and myself...hopefully it rain and i have a sexy night... Since we got no winter and it freaking hot even at night... the rain creates an artificial atmosphere... if u're in the christmas mode like me... then its time to plan...
My fav. christmas was spend with my family on Deli...my cousins island... on christmas night, we went night fishing...fucking awesome... then next day... Tsunami...fucking not awesome... except for the death of many... its was an awesome X'mas...Last X'mas was spend with a special someone who run away... but nvm the less... still awesome...
X'mas has always leave a holiday impression where ppl dun have to go and work and everyone can hang out at home to watch home alone...ain't that super fun... Ain't U looking forward for it too??
Friday, December 5, 2008
Ytd i saw a bangala kena bully by a chinese guy at woodlands MRT, apparently... the bangala accidently kicked the chinese guy in the leg and did not say anything, the chinese got fed up and grab him by him bag while they coming tapping their cards out of the station...then the chinese threaten to call the police unless the bangala pays him... me and the girls saw it and watched for a while before i went to inform the incident to the control station guy... but when i did... the show was also over and maybe the chinese guy realise what i was doing and walked off... fucking sad man...extorting money from a person who is even much poorer than you... feels like some ancient drama...
Thursday, December 4, 2008
I think my collection of emo songs are ever growing and the title of King-Emo is not far away from my grasp...if only i drove... i might start running into people because i'm emo... oh great... now i'm downloading old songs... 'Tell laura i love her' by Ray Patterson...
Oh Great...mom's dad is here... i expect lots of mumbling and quarrels between my parents and him over some ridiculous issues... damn... i'm glad that i've decided to not come home so early from today onwards till he goes back... hse too crowded...no privacy... fucking sad...
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
妳的头发凌亂著 在这个时刻
我一大早起来很快乐 早餐快到了
继續莫名的拉扯 我以出门了
而妳斷斷續續唱著歌 还在洗澡呢
時間過了 我的 巴士已经到了
你刚好 只是 穿衣服 一开始都很兴奋
我在短信里写着 才发现你其实都 还没出门 怎麼了
妳迟了 說好的早餐呢 我懂了
不說了 茶淡了 面凉了
胃酸与不消化的感觉 在我肚里吵着 那些饱過的感覺都太深刻
我都還記得 妳迟到了 說好的 早餐呢 我疯了 发火了 肚烂了 饿死了
只是你搭的巴士车還没到呢 要怎麼start呢
妳的头发凌亂著 在这个时刻 我一大早起来很快乐 早餐快到了
情緒莫名的拉扯 我以出门了
而妳斷斷續續唱著歌 还在洗澡呢
時間過了 我的 巴士已经到了
你刚好 只是 穿衣服
一开始都很兴奋 我在短信里写着 才发现你其实都 还没出门
怎麼了 妳迟了 說好的早餐呢 我懂了 不說了 茶淡了 面凉了
胃酸与不消化的感觉 在我肚里吵着
那些饱過的感覺都太深刻 我都還記得 妳迟到了 說好的 早餐呢
我疯了 发火了 肚烂了 饿死了
只是你搭的巴士车還没到呢 要怎麼start呢 怎麼了
还没到 說好会 准时的 我懂了 迟到的 王八蛋 去死吧 我被你骗了
我不等了 說好的 早餐呢 才发现 没带钱 没办法 得等你
只是你搭的巴士车還没到呢 要怎麼start呢
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Dreams again?
There's my baby blanket...should be as old as me le...i'm impresses stuff made before the the 21th century kinda last longer than now?? why is that so?? I think i know the reason... we all know...just check out where its manufactured from and you will see the biggest populated country's name below...CH*NA... I'm very amused by what they do to increase a certain physical property in the products that create...and to think the QC over there didn't even found out...fucking corrupted if you ask me...
The Government should shoot the QC if u ask me and then shoot the people who are highly involved..no worries... they are densely populated thus killing a few thousand wouldn't hurt them...and since it's a one child policy... if they need more...just have more sex then... They could be the world leader when it comes to usage of condoms... since they must practise protection....of... did i mention abortion too?? No safe sex = abortion... imagine... sex education there... have stop fucking when you have one... do not add up to our country's problems...So now i'm gonna make a list on how to stop reproduction...
1. Propaganda : No sex after one child
2. Use 2 condoms ( like it'll work...poof! )
3. Back to the eunuch stage... practise castration... it originated from there anyway...
4. ladies to go for Sterilization ( then will not get pregnant )
5. make abortion rates cheaper and more afforable
6. Pray to your respectives Gods that you wanna fuck but cannot have the child
See the desperate measure i came up for them...i'm such a humanitarian... and they should stop adding wierd stuff into the products they produce...bunch of faggots...
Monday, November 17, 2008
Awesome dream!
I was tired so i slept early...u know the things about dreams is that u have no time concept about it? well...i felt that i was dreaming the whole night and it's the dream that woke me up if not i wouldn't be in school on tuesday... this dream is wierd but nice...1st i rmb (no one rmb the whole dream detail, i'm juz gonna highlight inportant parts) was some girl in class was standing in the masterbed room and i told my mom and dad this is ***** my gf...next we share a kiss, the thing about kisses for me is that i nv get the excitement when i'm doing doing it, the excitedment juz behind the lips collide but this time i felt it, ( i do not know about any 1 of u, but i go feel when i'm dreaming, if i dream that i get hit, i feel pain, if i touch something soft then i also feel it and if i was kissing, yes, i feel the kiss) AWESOME!! and this girl is someone i know...its sort of awkward looking at her in class ytd...but her screen time in my dreams are kinda short, then again another girl in my room, this time a colleague, same scene, kissing and groping but no excitement...BORING!! so i would juz reminiscing about her... the one i kissed with excitement...oh my goddness... come to me one day i pray...LALALALALA !!!
Happy 19th Birthday stan...he's my brother... good luck in the army soon... going in before me muz suck big time...whatup!! stan is a Christain and i'm a Atheists... Alvyn was commenting that it is fun having a Christain and an Atheist in the family...it like having god and satan at home... how fun! i would throw insults to him everytime... coz he's holy and its a lie... get a grip... stop hallucnating ...
Sunday, November 16, 2008
For any reason...if u're juz wondering...read on...
Incase u see me eating a liquid diet... do not...yes...do not say... hey, are you on diet ? coz my answer would be...No...i'm juz poor. to poor for solid food...
So if you happen to see me staring at ur wallet/purse/etc... so not comment stuff like...hey, u like my wallet/purse/etc... truth is i'm more interested in the money inside coz i'm juz poor...
If u see me playing with ur IC...making some lame remarks on how much it will fetch at the loan shark's truth is...i'm thinking of "liberating" it from u coz i'm juz poor...
If u do see me fighting over the 20cents taking away money from the food ventor...do not be blinded and see me as an idealist or one with great principles coz i'm juz poor and cannot afford the 20 cents...
Surviving is hard... surviving poorly is harder... why this extreme measures? coz i'm poor? and by doing the extreme, i get to experience how the really poor people living in poverty is feeling, "do not shed a tear for me, for my glory lives forever" (i got that pharse from star tracks) see me not as a humanitarian, for i need no form or recognition...farewell this noble world...
Fuck la...i'm juz fucking poor ok?? KNN!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Life is in a fix
When i was young, i had a dream, i wanted to be a policeman but as i grow up even more, my dream escaped through my diet, the fatter i grown the smaller my dream got and before i realise it, GONE. . . .
So i learn that many things in life, there need to be sacrifices. be it you or someone else, i had lots of friends but its either in my nature or something along that line, i or them never stick for long and eventually the group will spilt up one way or another..
First was the Primary 5-6 gang, after entering secondary school, i never saw anyone of them anymore,
then in sec 1, another group of jokers,
sec 2-4 another group of people ( 1 is still actively in contact).
Sec 4 (year 2, i repeated my N twice) new class so new friends and this class is divided into 2, so i join the bigger group only to realise that they have some issues of their own after a year.
So for my sec 5, the other group of the class,
in between, there was always team spiritz my frenz outside of school, i tink there were 8 of them which i also lose contacts since they start their NS.
Poly year 1 sem 1 frenz, gone,
poly year 1 sem 2 frenz, forget it...those bunch of losers
and besides i've Candace then, who needs those losers.
year 2 sem 1... no more candace, so more frenz and this bunch of frenz until now... so the question is how long can this last? how long till i can find a new girl friend?
how long more will things go against me? when can i break this fucking curse... i lost my spot at work... hope it gets better soon and i can go back... Next year got FYP... 2 FYPs...i'm feeling that my current groups of friends are nearly gone... what can i do ? what's the point anyway...knowing myself...i'm not gonna do anything... on my wedding day... i can save the effort of the wedding dinner since it will juz be my wife's frenz... omg?
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Horror story... R(A)
Korn --- Tearjerker
Its so sad ytd...i found out something really bad...my classmate suffered a few highly destructive minutes... its like getting kicked in the nuts by Roberto Carlos or punch in the face by Mike Tyson...
Here goes... i shall intro the main characters...Mr. Wei Jie and Pearly( i dunno if i shld put a Ms or not...coz its hard to tell whether she human or not and no...i not being bad evil or nasty)
Wei Jie... ok truth be told... This guy is actually a very nice guy...but the way he dress is not something everyone can accept...er... pink skinny? Rude awakening to me and i couldn't get use to it 1st but soon its fine... his hair was kinda funny at 1st but not it looks better...
Pearly... 'It" is freakly... do not... i repeat do not look at her... if u value ur life... everyone say "she's" wierd but i think it's an understatement..."she's" not wierd...she's a fucking nutcase... who the fuck stares at her computer and grin widely at it... like some pyschopath... RUN EVERYONE... i see the making of a serial killer...serial rapist and a necrophile... <> which i feel is a understatement... at least they smell coz they sweated during work or apply something but pearly... smells at the start of the day...have you ever encounter soap and shampoo in ur life...u know?? a shower?? er?? wash?? water?? SIBEI JIALAT!!! KKN... and the way 'she' sits imagine...spilts on a chair... that's how wide 'she' sits...she look like kena hit by 15 3tonnes in a row for a few days and lastly fucking wierd accent... do not be decieved by her name... 'she' is nothing what the name suggest... fear for ur life... ( This is not biased... this is the truth and feel free to ask around...class w54Q and w54r)
Finally the story... This took place somewhere around after school hours before the 1 week vaacation...so its 4-6pm... 20,21,23 or 24 oct 2008... there were 4 ppl in the class at the time... the victim, Wei jie...
the freakshow, Pearly,
Calefare A, Jason
and Calefare B, Jason's friend
Pearly was packing and going home... she leave the class but soon came back and she approach
P : can i talk to u for a moment
Wei jie thot it was something random so he went out
W : what is it?
P : U like me... don't u??
Stunned... mind blank ( its like getting hit with a baseball bat in the head) he then say
W : pls restraint from uttering nonsense ...who told u so??
P : Coz u kept looking at me?
wei jie muz be thinking 'what the fuck!?'...
anyway its manner to look at someone when u speak so wei jie was looking at pearly at that time... then pearly spoke again...
P : can u dun look at me?? i'm feeling uneasy and i cannot speak my mind...
WHAT THE FUCK...OMG?? ytd when wei jie told me... i was stun for a fews seconds... and then i woke up... wah lan ah...knn... so fucking gross la... wei jie... pls work hard to live on... do not give up so easily...i know its easy for me to say coz u're the one going through this ordeal but we support u... from everyone who knows both this tragedy... hope this doesn't happen to anyone... may u be the last victim...
R.I.P...
wait wait... u're not dead yet...ps ps...=X
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Only you understand what the meaning of a rainy night is to me
forgetting you is what i can't seem to do, sometimes i feel like a cursed child ( o.O i'm no longer a child) it's like i found my favourite toy, never wanting to let go, denying all flaw and killing all obstacles that seperates me from it, only difference is that this toy has decided to run away on its own, hiding in the shadows, never to utter a word or it might not even be bother at all and ignored everthing.
Words cannot describe how much you're missed, the rain and the skies are what i wish could send u a message that i'm missing you, stil loving you?? i wonder what will happen when i finally see you again, will i freeze, run or approach you, what should i say, were you be alone or with someone, some many things running through this little head.
I"M DEAD. . . . . . . . . .forever. . . . . . . .
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
15.10,08
Anyway today went to sakae at woodlands to celebrate jac's b'day...1st time see her put on make up leh...Mai siao siao...haha... Happy Birthday jac!! then later sherman came to join us when we were leaving... Then ...Me.. sherman and kevin who left tgt then met up with their frenz... DL and xiao xiang...haha... its suppose to be xiang but xiao xiang sounds kinda cute...( er hem...i'm not gay) then sherman drove me and kevin home...nice man...1st time on sherman's ride...Anyway we made a joke about sherman...here goes...
Sherman : Hi...have u met me??
Girl : *ignore* then stare and say... how bout u??
Sherman : *winks* i drive
Girl : * suddenly desperate* Hi nice to meet u ( and next thing you know...she was found in his bed)
Children... this is how a pro does it... juz two words and he found the way up her skirt...ain't he great... ( do not this try without a professional help or risk getting slap/hated/ignored for life...)
Seriously... i think i spend too much this month...but i ain't gonna enclose how much... hahaha...sianz...if only falls from the skies above...and maybe then i might juz believe in GOD..
Then i got home and the torture being again...screaming and yelling was what greeted me...over what...?? over the fact that mum can't count and dad's too busybody and noisy...shouting coz he can't speak properly...completely irritating...i wonder why... when its with me this isn' t the case...its juz with mum... anyway i find out the trend... mum like to scold ppl and talk big after something has happen but when she is there... she keeps numb... this is the quality called 马后炮 which is completely similar to her father... when grandpa is here...its really irritating watching tv with them... imagine u watch a show with a little bit of gore or sex scene...this 2 will starting making comments like... " why like this...why like that " or so perverted...wah piang ah... sibei irritating... ones will speak out loud while the other juz keeps mumbling... buay ta han man... i think the whole village of people are the same...mum ain't singapore, she's malaysia from muar... and i strongly suspect i got all the dumb genes from her and the slack genes from my dad... i think the whole village of people are about the same... and of coz all my malaysia relatives which i do not know, who is who... i muz be wary when counting a malaysia gal...sekali is my relative... then LOL...
Recently in my new class got this very scary person who laugh at her comp all day long and has bad B.O... her name is not so not like what it is suppose to suggest...Pearly is her name but its more like errie...she gives me the creeps and my W55D classmate are linking me with her...damn fuck...stop it la....i might juz commit suicide coz of it... hehe... hehe... hehe... eeeeeeee... fucking gross... time for me to run!!!
Monday, October 13, 2008
All you Fucking Little children
now u're all scattered and shatter...
i shall grant each of you a broken blade... a bottle of molostov...
now you can tear and scrap every little inches left of yourself...
cannibalise one another... feed from limb to limb...
burn in hell... for the angels that you have seen are lies...
scream in the valley of nothingness...
sleep on the imaginary realms that you created...
for you have lost your soul...
slit your throat to escape from yourself...
you fucking little children... your lies knows no boundary...
now you fucked up yourself and tainted everything around you...
listen to your heartbeat... can't you hear it ??
of course not, i forgot... you don't even possess a heart anymore...
for you will lay dead on the soil...
for you shall rot with maggots flowing over...
for you were once a part of something wonderful...
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Another crap post....
Ouch...!? every morning when i board the bus to school, it can be the happily/ saddest/ crappiest moment of the day...why??
Scenerio 1: Most sits taken with only 1 person sitting on it, so i would probably choose who to sit with and the attractive opposite sex...(happy) the other times would be that i miss out that chick and can't change my sit as it would be too obvious to go back...(sad, regrets)
Scenerio 2: WOW...a vacant sit... which is rare...nice sit by the window and then that's part 2... who the fuck is gonna sit beside u...? a elderly...a MIC...indian...a hot chick... a fugly piece of shit... or another guy...an ah bend or a nerd...but guess what i hate the most...infact there are 2...
A. One who sits too close, hey? u're crammping my style here! back off! (unless its a hot chick)
B. One who gives off great amount of body heat...how the fuck did u get so hot? seriously... u piss me off...
Back to the girls bottom topic....ya...ain't it sad?? life has some such a dumb cycle...u know a girl...she ACTS friendly and all of a sudden...poof... the cold shoulder...ok... now what went wrong...?? You usually don't know coz u're blunt... peggy is here! ( yes she invaded me when i was blogging) so how do we go about it? the answer is: 'we don't' coz we sux at it and we usually screw it up even more...so guys if u face the problem i face... juz go emo or something alone that line... haiz....
THE LEGENDARY
Today i felt something wierd...i miss _______... its not like it has nv happen... but somehow... i can't really be emotionally attached to anyone...everyone can come and go for all i care but my gay buddy cannot...Dj muz stay... perhaps the only best man for my wedding in the future...but then again maybe no wedding..too poor to afford 1...with a mist fogging my future...i need no planning coz anything can go...
'Sadded' at work today...i realise my colleague got a scandal with another colleague which is wrong... so confusing in this real world...i love my world...its juz me and emo...good frenz since 200?
When did i started emo-ing? i was once a happy kid...once... so now i'm a emo man...emo emo...the pathetic type that has no achievement...buy 4D nv strike b4...so damn sad... go to work like not my business which is GREAT...enjoys jazz and metal...which is wierd...oh well...muz have been the metal...which is GREAT and LEGENDARY!!
i seek for something but i do not know what...
i look for something but i'm blinded...
i feel for something with my hands hacked...
i dream of something without a soul...
i think of something wth a mind...
i live without breathing...
I'm hopless, useless, please do not have any expectations of me... i cannot bear that shit...
Wrist slashing is fun...
Emo-ing in a corner is fun...
Drinking is GREAT...
Drinking and emo-ing is LEGENDARY...
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Revenge?
It was 2 in the morning and i wanted to grab a drink b4 i go to bed so i went to the fridge and grab the bottle of strawberry yogurt juice which stan bought...hehehe...then when i was finish and decide to close the door after placing the bottle back...a LIZARD jumped off from the fridge door...out of shock...i slammed the door and went to tell my other brother. Alvyn bout it...he demanded that i flush the lizard out b4 it eats the food in the fridge...i didn't wanna do it coz it was bed time and i needed the sleep however i had to do it bcoz i "LOVE' my family and "DO NOT" want them eating lizard leftover (i'm starting to regret now, imagine their faces when they find a rotting lizard there).
I went over to the fridge again, slowly opening the frige door from the side hopinbg that it will juz jump out and save me the trouble but noooooooo...it decided to play hide and seek...little did he know his penatly was death for this game...so i had no choice but to slowly remove everything from the fridge... knowing that a lizard's reflexes was quick...i started probing the object violently that i wanted to remove before removing it...thus the lizard do not follow the item out...i was afraid it jumped on me...fucking digsuting if u ask me...Ok...after clearing half the fridge...yet it's no where to be found...fucking lizard...won't u juz rest it and spare me the agony of suffering shock and jump out of the bloody fridge...
Then the next item i poke was a can of Chang beer...a nice chilled can of Chang beer sitting in the middle of the fridge...so the same action apply...a violent probe...ok...nothing then i lift the can up and looked at the other side of the can... FUCK!!!!#$&%
Mr.lizard was half hanging there with half its body in mid air...shock and too sudden for me...i throw the can of beer back into the fridge and i was damn sure it land directly onto the lizard...imagine...
weight of beer - weight of lizard =
= excess weight
so we add gravitional force and force of me throwing the can down...plus it was a direct hit..
thus i conclude that i'm quite* (check this word out in the dictionary,it means very, absolutely) sure i killed it...then it juz laid there..i tink i have something with dead stuff lying on the floor\desk\fridge* (fridge is exremely rare) i mean how many ppl\insects\lizards are killed in the fridge... i juz cannot get over the idea to remove a dead lizard from the fridge...DEAD...what if it suddenly jumped up...i'm not gamed for that kind of shock...so i ask Alvyn to help mr remove it but he was making a fuss bout it...and insisted that i use a tissue and a glove to work my way around it...so i went to the drawer to grab a pair of rubber glove and also 3 pcs of tissue and finally remove the fucking lizard...now i'm here...3.10...blogging thx to a fucking lizard which make me lose sleep...
'R.I.P' lizard
,and fuck you. . . . .
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Pissed off...
Monday, August 11, 2008
Blog re-open
WARNING: ENTRY MAY CONTAIN UNWANTED/UNFAVOURABLE INFORMATION!!!
Ok...now to start the Ball rolling...this entry will be in alphabetical order so firstly we have...
But first...i must apologise if some comments are long and some are short...it just show how well i understand you...
Amelia: My first thought about u was...do you like guys or girl...haha...and soon it turn out that you know xiu zhen and are pretty close... xiu zhen told me that you are a nice person... from my observation...Amelia seems to be the pillar of 'jing sheng' among the gang of friends... Amelia can also be very hard working in work and nice knowing you...
April : April, April, April.... always so innocent but after i heard your secondary school stories...NO MORE!!.... i love your classic face when u suddenly freeze after laughing insanely...bring back a laugh no matter when or where...haha...will rmb that...april U loves to sing rite...yet keep telling me you cannot sing...Liar...WAIT... dun try to act like u're crying coz it really is very alike and i almost took it for real...But now i know it fake so u can't decieve me anymore...WHAHAHAHA...did i mention that u're also...super smart??
Cindy : See la cindy...always don't come to school...now i got nothing to write about you...but i try la ok? Cindy is older than me...hehe...always kena suan bout ur age...and i like to drag you down with me into the 'adult' catergory which you seem to deny very violently...why cannot just admit it!? haha!!! stop watching porn in your...ur lagging comp kena virus and the Jap porn starting playing on its own...DUN DENY!! but cindy... i like ur company... having u in class is fun...if u turm up that is...but nooooo...always so busy with ur FYP... but glad u still got ur gang in the class...HAHA...enjoy a equally good second semester but abit hard la...coz this class ROX ASS!!!
Daniel (locking) : whoa bu jian dan lei!! seems to be your favourite pharse...haha...i alway make fun of u but hope u dun mind coz it was fun...B-box i really cannot make it thus in the end become u solo but the locking moves you are cool but i like more violent 1...like the one jun xian performed..hand stand! Always team with sherman very fun hor...can slack..haha...stop head-shotting me in CS... NABE!!
Daniel (ah beng) : Another never see much person... DA GE hao!!! i rmb u having tatoos and since i influence everyone that u're DA GE...everyone assumes that u're an Ah Beng... Sorry bout that but i can heard many things about you that you're very friendly and such...well...i think i can learn more if you turn up more often...its seems that the Guitar and Cars are what you love...and we're similiar...i also wanna do a eye-brow piercing but it seems to troublesome and we both look beng BUT we're not..thumbs up for that!!
Delwyn : Either nv come, come late or never come...delwyn always so sleepy in class..at nite dun cheong too much la... u got spilt personality rite...i heard from someone in other class...outside like siao siao..in school transform into EMO-Ranger...GO GO EMO-RANGER...
Eugene : OMG...It's EUGENE...U're the perfect guy in every aspect of life...absolute sense of humour...I think i'm so in love with you... Your ever so evil heart has a soft side... which makes you a Romantic Lover to Possess... I shall now Brand you.. Mr. Perfect!! CLAP CLAP!!!!
Guhen : Abang Guhen...have enuf of my racist jokes?? haha...the nicest indian friend i ever had...infacti dun even consider u indian..u're just guhen...the ultimate singapore sport fan...mulitple facture sportsman and tons of hard work...i cannot imagine people enjoying singapore's sport so much... u nuts huh??
This is getting hard coz i realise i dun really know everyone well...
Hui Ling : Guitar Guitar Guitar...seems like its your life...how can we have so many guitar freaks in this class?? sorry i dun now well of u but i'm positive that u're a good person...cheers
Hui Yan : HAHAHA..fun hor??kena bullied by me then in the end u bully me...LOL... hui yan ah hui yan...can use some deodorant?? sorry didn't mean to say this but...muz be frank...dun be angry hor... regrets...should have bullied u more!Anyway i don't think u can tolerant much of my lameness anymore...ain'tu like glad the semester has finally ended...later u kena the same class as me again than i shall do what i miss out...BULLY you...steal all your sweets, switch on ur lappy plug and everything evil...WHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Iszuan : joker!! u damn joker la...fucking hell..u and ur nonsense was what makes the class fun sometimes...(most of the time is me) stop sleeping in class...u remind me of a sherpard...esp the way u sleep...u back flip rocks...and i didn't know u can ride a Bike...stunning... catch u ard in sch... stop eating french fries... (they ain't french to start with)
Jackeline : Hello fellow IG member...don't be so angry about the 'green' jokes...i dunno why but it seems that u dun really like me saying u but u seem to have more tolerance towards jun xian and fishy...anti me izzit...a Motherly figure...haha...dun always be so nice nice to people coz they will end up on top of u ( juz like jun xian) but it can't be help coz jac jac ( that's you ) is too kind hearted... The person with the best impression in the class after u scolded me bastard...image ruined...so i guess i'm still the best then...oh well..it can't be help i suppose...i'm juz too perfect...u very modest hor...always saying u're not smart and always working so hard...i like that attitude...keep it up!!! LIVE GREEN...no la....sorry sorry...dun beat me or scold me ok...will hurt my feelings and the impression i have in you (-_-")
Jeremy : Another Da ge...hey lor mee... u idolise me izzit... always trying to come and pei he me...wanting to learn what i learn and do what i do...come on...show some originality...u can do it...however...i'm still better...i'm Mr.perfect...don't u get u...u'll always be a fake...not even a mirror image..DA GE...u got bad breathe leh...try to freshen it up....i dun tink u noe it...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON (dream on by aerosmith)
Jing Yee : Pish is ur newest nick ( pig + fish) see la...who ask u act smart...use pig as a nick...now got new nick...whahhaa... hey fishy...u voice is quite unique hor...a mix blend of kiddy voices...i got so confuse that i dun now when u're acting cute and when u're not...coz they all sound so cute...haha!! Come on..hit me...i like to kena hit...i think i'm sadist... with you around...times flies coz when people are happy....time flies... ur sudden karate chops are really very sudden and seriously when u drink something next time... DON'T sit infront of me...i do not enjoy merlion spraying stuff at me...dun bite me too...i know u got extra teeth...first part of sem...i tink u quite anti me...see me bo song...luckily now never...if not u wouldn't have known how perfect i'm...did u chose the same elective as me...hope i can kena whack by u again...damn fun...OUCH!!!!...dun hit face...i earn money using my face!!!!
Jun Xian : We can spot u in almost everyone home, u're the basic element in the periodic table...who are you?? SODIUM...hahha jun XIAN...i think my house got some of u in...i think its the head part coz its looks so ah beng...haha...somehow...we got closer and closer as we share more to each other in class ( not in a gay way) my toilet mate...NO NO..we ain't doing anything funny in the toilet...but we click well...why??? we damn talk cock... U always seem to have girl problem hor...relax la...there's so much into life than girls like. . . .er . . .hmmmmm...ok fine..girls are almost everything in life...if it gets too fucked up..maybe it is time to let go...and PPl...when he say he cannot play pool..ITS A LIE!!!! but also true...coz he kept losing to me...HE sux!!
Kevin : Wassup Amporphous... i thot we would never go well ( i sort of stereotype ppl) but it seems that i was wrong...u're a nice guy to hang around with and ur cold jokes are not to be reckon with...thank you for your contribution to global warming...( from the members of conservation IG..... ME) that day i saw u playing rugby...u look like tinman in Wizard Of OZ running...LOL... dude..u're so stiff but u got a very funny face and i bet the Lion is Sherman and Guhen is someone else...dun gay around with sherman to much...i bet u join rugby so u can touch guys rite...gay shit...LOL!!!!!
Kat : meow? moew? moew? moew? moew? decipher yourself ( will decipher upon request)
Mardia : All i rmb is copying ppls's slide and complaining my music is bad when yours is worse!! we builded a treehouse???? love ur audio cable... This mardia comments must change...Mardia is a very nice person actually but because i'm too blind to see thus came out the last entry...my bad!!! seriously...u came from a religious school?? i still cannot believe it leh mardia...being the only malay girl in class must be hard and yes...the tree house songs have been stuck in my head...see la...all ur fault...!!!
Peggy : Seriously...ur dog is so full of happiness being love by you...until that day u said u always treated me as a human... u mean u always think that i feel that i'm like a dog?? haha... ICE QUEEN...dun freeze me up ok?? show ur warmth aura which u actually possess under the cold skin...u skin is very fair rite...muz be lots of girls envy...which all blends well with ur ICE QUEEN image... cute la u...when i praise u always so happy...but i wonder is it real??? or u juz pei he me only... HAHA...!!!!
Rohinee : try not to be so anti-social...haha...
Sarina : Professor...u like to come late rite?? i also....hahaha...i duno how u manage to absorb so many information...u got a sponge brain?? ( i meant that in a good way) u're just so sweet la...haha...sorry if u feel neglected in class...but its hard to convert from chinese to english sometimes esp when i get use to speaking chinese to some ppl...hehehe...have fun in ur holidays
Sherman : Mr.Lion... ROAR!! sherman ah sherman...say wanna drive me back until now i haven see ur car even once yet...Second Funniest guy in class ( i'm the funniest...i'm the JOKE) but i also realise something...u're quite smart right...u smart alec...but too clichy on ur previous class frenz...neglect us....sad la... dun touching me pls...my nipples are not meant for u....u sick bastard...damn talk cock too...which is a totally cool qualities...thx for the money in maple...LUBCHU ( love you but dun touch me)....
Ying Xiang : Ok...this is the last 1 le and this is a truly valuable friend i made in class...Chao Ah Lian...u're the first friend i made in class...BITCH!! don't ask me to STFU coz i won't and you know it...emo emo emo...but with me around...you can forget it la hor...i so bloody funny...my jokes and me...will miss our lame picture taking moments...T_T feel like crying...if you got anything to share with me by all means...and i hope if i wanna swine...u better get really hor...u and ur zhang dong liang damn funny and the way u portrait ur life is like damn sad but u'reactually luckiler than me leh...u like so concern about people ard u hor...come and gimme some concern la..i got financial crisis leh..go find a job and work to gimme money la BITCH!!!! haha...i hope u know all the Bitch i scold u i dun mean it... but somehow i mean it abit...got new friends then dun want me already rite ( SHOUTOUT TO ALL...THIS IS MY FRIEND BACK OFF!!! OR DIE DOING SO) u can never escape my clutch...u can run but u cannot hide de...no point doing so...i will hunt u and lame u till u buay tahan...nabe stop stressing me...i'm trying to type mushy stuff here...Tan Ying Xiang...I love you( as a friend,dun think too much) ...U're the BEST!! (after me that is).
I'm MR.PERFECT
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Lets educate the public
From left to right...Cindy...hui ling...Amelia...Peggy...Hui yan...
With me being the only guy...i sang all the duets with them...but sometimes i end up singing the girls part...which was damn gay...haha...had to use 'jia ying' all the way..and guess what?? we actually have hidden talents on our class...omg...peggy and cindy can actually sing very well... and i realise the older i get the worse my singing gets...oh crap...hehehehe...all the girls actually have the '自 high' ability...especially when we sang...你最珍贵...when i gave the watermelon to peggy instead of the rose which were all red then she wanted to return it to me but i ate it from her hands and everyone started clapping...LOL?!?!
Then there was the super mono tone duo of hui yan and hui ling...maybe coz the names got 'hui' thus they are monotonous...hmmm...muz be...but then Hsu hui xin can sing well lei...hmmm...so i shall conclude all the 'HUI" in rp are 'monotoners' hehehe...and Amelia...was quiet all the way..i dun rmb hearing her sing except a japanese song...which she dun even enjoy the MV...
Of course there was me...who sang almost everything...damn bad boy...i mean man...yup i'm a adult now... =)...i wanted to sing alot of songs but got no chance =( muz go again soon...train up my voice...RAWR!!!
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Long time no blog
The cherries i had were red...The cherries i Hate are BOTH...this cherries SUX!!! Artificial!!
Side A..style as per normalSide B...shave bald this part...T think i looks like Edison Chen...If only i could repeat his scandal...T_T
X marks the spot =X...now find the treasure!!
I love my new hair...why? coz i design this myself...WHAHHAHAHA!!!
Its was my birthday on monday and for my 21th birthday...my classmates gave me cake...they didn't really got a Cake cake but at least i got this...which i'm so touch and they all sang a happy birthday song for me...which i was so touched...haven heard that shit song from frenz since 7 years old...so what presents did i get this year...hmmm...i bought myself a I-pod Touch and my sis gave me a crumbler laptop bag...i wonder if she share the cost with my elder brother...
W16L...went to eat steam boat with me at tian tian steam boat...which was quite good...but they haven give me present and b'day cake...after organising some many for them i didn't even get 1 lor...haiz!! SO i shall conclude...W55D is better!!! to be exact..the GIRLS of W55D are the best...hahaha...( esmond and xiu zhen gave me a treat already...so they are one of the best too! )
Kena Bash By Goldfish (Jing Yee)NOOO!!! ARGH!!
My birthday cakes/tarts...whatever...love them
My new Crumbler Bag...WHAHAHAHA!! all black...not very pleasant..I love the green inside...WEEE!!!
Meet my I-Pod Touch...My love for now...
Anway i down the tart in one mouth...I've got a big mouth...
Victory...!!
Signing off!!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
The stunning truth!!
my dad, younger brother and me was watching/ listening it...
Stan commended : he sodomise his chauffer and another man...
Dad : how did u know??
Me: pointing at stan, he's the other man...
everyone laughed out loud!!
WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Names?
People have adpoted japanese names nowadays...spanish... french or other european country names...but the worst names have to be from asian...
1.Tan Ah Kow - (dog) very common name in malaysia before it got ban
2.Lim ah huat - huat ah!!
3.Si ah lian (haha!!)
4.park blar blar ( HUH!?) korean
5.Mutu
6.Mohammed
7.Ali
A list of the most abuse names in Asian...then went english names came over to singapore...we have the ever so abuse name of ALVIN...so many people with this name..haha commner name...sad rite...to all the alvin in the world....u're so common...
so in order to not have a so common name...i suggest s'poreans having spanish names like miguel or fernando which is considered common in spain but not in sg...dun try anything funny and give ur kids wierd names like atomic or acid like the people in HK...whenever u watch a hong kong movie at the end of the show and the crew names are up...u'll notice wierd like those that i've just mention atomic..yes...atomic was what i noticed and i was thinking what!? an atom made this shit!? Whahahahaha!!!
I've already decided the names for my children =)
Ludavic for my boy...coz it sounds evil
Elizabeth for my girl...the name sounds graceful...
No chinese names for them...lets not ruined their lifes with chinese names...i made fun of tons of people's chinese names and lets not let karma get its way...so no chinese names..much as i hate mine...yuan szen (sheng) i feel retarded when i'm call by my chinese name..WHAHAHAHA!!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
never take things for granted
Before today i have some things i wanna blog about...its not about myself but some issues instead...however i completely forgot it so i'll forget it...
Friday, June 27, 2008
Inner Peace
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Nusery Rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
see...this is bad...jack broke his head must have bled badly infact there's more to it..there was dark humour in this...
Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
To Old Dame Dob who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.
ok this verse is still alright...but next we had...
When Jill came in how she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Mother vexed, did whip her next,
For causing Jack's disaster.
Pain and suffering in this...why is nusery rhymes custom to this??
Now Jack did laugh and Jill did cry
But her tears did soon abate;
Then Jill did say that they should play
At see-saw across the gate.
WHAHAHAHAHA!!! BLACK HUMOUR...love it....
and even others too like...Humpty Dumpty...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
see...its all so torturous...he broke into many pieces...shattered so we actually are cultivated by dark tales since young...which explains my evilness which i'm proud of...HAHA!!
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
And he switched it and he swatched it and it flew right away.
Here now we have a rabbit which tried to kill a fly...evil evil...but NICE!!! so can anyone explain to me why i'm not evil...WHAHAHAHAHA!!! loved it... anyway tribute to George Carlin who pass away recently to a heart failure...sobz...will miss his humour...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
VISTA!?
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Tell me why
Ain't the opposite sex just lovely...of course... then there are the socially wrong group of people who are the gays and butch...i've got nothing against gays but yes to butch...
Disgusting bunch of people...female to begin with...halfway through the process something went wrong...and its not just me who have something against them...but lots of guys too...as if it isn't hard enough to compete with guys for guys now these THINGS also wanna come in...social rejects of the modern day society...ok enough say...talking bout IT pisses me off badly....
Regarding my eye vision of seeing things much more beautifully...lets hope i dun make the wrong judgement...sekali i see bettina then eyes play tricks then bett become very beautiful...then siao liao...so i shall not believe what ever i see for these few days...also i'm hearing is not improving...still feels block but there is good points to it actually...i'll stick out my right ear to whom i dun wanna listen to then i need not...so if i stuck my right ear when trying to listen to u...i hope u get the hint...
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Mr.M
Ok...here's what happen...Mr. M and i was going to but dinner tgt...so we went down the escalator tgt...suddenly Mr.M started running against the escalator...he run and run but it seems to take quite sometime due to his slow speed and size...we're quite BIG in size...while he was running and running suddenly he lost his balance...i was halfway through the ride and i saw Mr.M swaying to the extreme left then to the extreme right...then all four on the escalator...here's the funniest part his shoe dropped during the process...and the shoe went down the escalator...i picked the shoe up and tried to throw it back...but i miss...haiz...luckily it nv got stuck between the gap...if it got into the gap then it would have been a really comical incident...
And the reason why he went against the escalator was becoz Tania paged for him then he started running but the worst is that when he got there Tania said its was ok...WHAHAHAHAHA...the moment i rmb the swayying part i kept laughing...omg!!
WOW...my dear Heti decided to quit smoking...there's nice...cheers babe...I feel like i'm ready for my next relationship...so girls out there...whoever is my next target..you're such a lucky girl =)
After deciding for some many phone...i've finally decided on the F1 motoroa razr2....YEAH!! I-touch on its way too!!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Ear drum Rockage
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Phone call embrassment
I called xiu zhen trying to ask her if our gang is meeting for lunch...so her hp ring for a few minutes then someone picked it up...so i said...eh...are we meeting today...the reply i got next was quite long..."HUH" then i ask again...the same type of reply..."WHAT"...did after that the person spoke...she said she was xz's mum...omg so pai seh...and she also say why i cannot recognise xz's voice...the reason is coz...my ear drum is swollen and i use my swollen ear to pick up the call...wth!! next time i call...i better wait for the person to make so noise 1st...
Monday, June 16, 2008
sickly little boy...
Friday, June 13, 2008
OUCH!!
I last night dream of a very wierd dream...in the dream got cihui and xiu zhen...( to xz and ch...whatever u read next...is merely a dream...) in the dream...me and ch attended a excursion or something then we ended up in some mountian top resort with other people...next thing i know...me and ch was standing in front of a reception table ( or something liddat) then the ch started to disturb me by blowing into my ear...after 2 times...she immediately kiss my lips...of coz i reacted by kissing back and after the kisses ( it lasted for quite sometime) ch said...so easy to handle ( in chinese)...next thing i know i was sitting beside xz who appear from no where...she wanted to borrow my toothbrush to brush her teeth...then i replied her...why would i bring a toothbrush out...next thing i know...they told me that this trip will be an overstay so i try to go home to grab my stuff...thinking how do i go home...that's like no transport in the mountians...and for some reason i ended up in sim lim square...why this dream is so random and there's completey no link...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Ahhhh~~~~
I think it was the stalking i did the night before...I tend to put myself in a very stupid position in life...i accomplish nothing...i can't seem to get over YOU...so here i'm physically and mentally sick...depression will soon kick in...halluncation and stuff will soon cover me in a mist of misery...never have i feel so down in life...since the day i realise YOU were gone...I swore that my life is very much over and its proving me right now...YOU can ignore me...for YOU do not know the hardship of thinking about YOU every minute of the night...i do not even know if YOU are dead or alive...can YOU really bear to do this to me?? are YOU that heartless?? are YOU being manipulated by someone?? or . . . or . . . some many questions going through my mind every night and all i yearn for is just a very simple sms saying...'hey, i'm ok.' maybe that night at the river i should have ended it that and then...then i do not have to endure so this melancholy alone...while YOU could be merrying with someone else...do YOU even miss me a single bit... unlike others... we didn't part because we had no more love for each other...our love was strong but not strong enough i guess...must i go on my kneels to beg YOU to appear...or this is how you choose to settle between us...to ignore me...if so...then i'm pretty much really speechless...lets hope this is not your final decision...lets not end it just like this...
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
A true blue stalker
Ok...here's the stalker part...dropping at bedok Mrt...instead of going home...i went to stalk on my ex...can't seem to get over her...and its been freaking 4 months... anyway i was at her void deck ard 9 and left at 11...i sms her but she didn't reply...ard 10.45 i saw a couple entering her flat...it could have been her and that bastard or her sis and her bf...well i tink they saw me...i tend to like to do stupid stuff like secretly wait opposite her void deck for her to return...stupid stupid me...when i saw that couple...my heart sank...shatter into a million pieces...I hated the feeling..why must a break up be so harsh...it's like she disappeared from my life completely and here i'm worrying about her when she dun even know it...All i want is to see u again...why can't i even get the chance to do so...Its rained heavily through the wait too...i had to hide in a dome to escape from the rain...i thot i was safe until i realise this bloody dome leaks and soon i had no place to sit...so i walk through the rain to the opposite void deck and kept looking through the window...no sign of anything...feeling sad...i walked home...in the rain...
loving u seems to be so difficult... and a rat scared me when i was walking home...so scared of rats!! help!!
Monday, June 9, 2008
A burning romance
I should have memorise every scent of yours that triggers my lust for you
I should have longed for dusk for that moment that i can embrace you while we laid dormant
I should have hearken every whisper that you have mumble
I should have acted it out about how much you are missed
I should have try to savvy the very last moments that we shared
I should have disguise my emotions so i do not get rooted into your hearted
I should have learned to habour hatred for you
I should have laid waste to the very memories that once wrap us in a circle of felicity
I should have hid my very last breathe that i still loved you
I hear you no more, like a shadow in the night you vanquished without a trace,
Leaving me in a circle of death, never to escape, tormented and tortured for life,
For it is the very fact that i live to long for you,I was alive for you,
For i'm no longer living, for my passion has died,
For my desires burned into thin air,
For the world of happiness never would exist again,
For the nights where you would not appear again,
For love has died,
Never will it sparkle my fragile heart once more,
Never to feel my warm blood once more,
Never to hear a laughter so clear from the heart once more.
Never to hold you close once more, never to see you once more,
Such is my love for you for it never will come true once more.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Round stuff
Take sex for an example...asian have flatter chest than caucasians...they also have bigger balls than us!! yes i'm sure u know what i meant...think sexual...speaking of which...the longest dick in the world belongs to some black guy( 11-14 inch) ...asian are not even close...
What else?? er ..lets see...to add on to the sports part...our world super power China excels in almost every sport except for soccer and basketball where a ball ( which is round) is required...
Anyway...i shall welcome myself to the jungle...i have been sleeping in the living room for months now and i also realise that i'm not really sleeping alone...occasionally my brother joins me but most nights...the only companion i have is INSECTS...ants...a few days back a cockroach...and last nite a yellow bug actually rested on my pillow...BITCH!! that's my pillow...GRRRR!!!
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!! (by guns n roses)
Friday, June 6, 2008
Something's happening
YTD was out with Xiu zhen and Co. to Suntec...today with W55D to marina square...same area different mall... both went through city link...geez...why no one ever suggest going clubbing?? For almost 21 years..i only been to 2 clubs before...both in indonesia...which my cousin richard brought me there with his friends...but in SG nv...no st.james...no zouk....no MOS...haiz...wanna go see mumbo...sound fun...everyone with the same dance step....
BORE AH!!!!!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
What a disturbance!
My maid is very the disgusting...a few weeks back...stan caught her drinking water directly from the water container in the fridge...motherfucking disgusting...fucking maid...at least get a cup, u fucking idiot...u know a C.U.P...the glass/ceramic thingy with a handle...comes in different colors and sizes shape like a cylinder...?? ever owe 1 before??? So wat u may say....nothing wrong what...but here's the catch...all my sibling are too lazy to get cups so most of the time we drink directly...since we're siblings we dun mind coz we have the same saliva but the maid?! OMG...is this a culture clash...but being 1/4 indonesia...and knowing some indonesians myself...we know what is respect...but this maid of mine is dumb beyond my imagination...she's lazy too...
If i were to do an inspection...i can easily spot many the places that have been neglected when she cleans (if it even is cleaned to being with)...clothes always not iron...not fold too...left in the wrong cupboard despite telling her whose is whose for like a gar-zillions times!! worse till folded but left in the bucket where it's collected....trying to piss me off?? whenever my dad calls for her...she acts deaf...sometimes i feel like talking a hard object and hammer her jia lat..!! jia lat...!! Here something i really cannot stand...she's like damn fat..yet she wastes food...buy food for her...she eats half and throws it away...wtf...can't she keep it for laters?? Even we dun thow away the food...what makes u tink u can do so?? It's not like u get alot to eat back in ur hometown too yet you waste food... screw up maid from hell!!
Dun ask me why...but i suddenly juz feel like scolding the damn maid and a cockroach scared me when i was typing this entry...appearing beside my lappy outta no where...gonna kill it tmr...pesticide the whole living room...!!! RAWR!!!!
Monday, June 2, 2008
holidays = Boring days
Then at nite was chatting with Ying Xiang (who is my best friend in class) and i realise that some girls in class say me sei...hmmmm...oh well...i guess i'm just more open in class perhaps...but to think ying xiang stood me for me...so touched!!!! but here's the ironic part...1st day she saw me..her impression was that i'm a tiko-pek...sad la...why everyone judge me by my looks and it not like they're saying i'm cute....
When i was in sec 1...i got lots of god-sisters becoz they all say i very cute...and god sisters were the 'in' thing then...so i think i got at least 10...sekali who knows 8 years later...ppl say i look sei and not cute anymore....seriously...this is call Rude Awakening...GRRR...why liddat!?!?
Now is holidays...so guess what i'm doing? hehe....playing diablo 2 at home...so funnnn...ya rite....so fucking sianz...only xun fu ask me out to fix his psp at sim lim...do i look like i got the psp fixing face?? that time is xiu zhen's brother ask me go with him...now is xun fu...next is who?? my sister?? coz she also got psp...then before i know all my frenz with psp will be asking me to go fix with them...grrrr...sekali mine also spoilt...H.A.H.A. funny huh!?!?
I realise that Stan has been reading this girls blog...a girl that just join his church recently...( who would expect my brother to be christian) and this girl is 16 but she looks damn chao lao...however i muz admit...i word to describe...'CHIO'...as usual Alvyn was trying to condemn her...and finally he found something to...her nose..is quite big...but looking at Stan's...also damn big...like Chen Long...WHAHAHHAHHAH!!! wait i think mine also quite big ( use my hand and cover my nose)....with 1 hand i shall hit the publish post button to submit this entry....
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Another lonely night
So...now is 3.45am and i got nothing blog about...why?? bcoz i didn't encounter anything fun today or the past few days at all...on friday i went to sim lim to collect my laptop and went bugis to shop alone...bought a 10 dollars watch...wanted to buy clothes but nothing caught my eye...then emo-ly went home alone...i enjoy taking bus rides on late nights...especially when the bus is almost vacant...listen to my music and emo...feels damn right...seriously..what happen to my life?? my brother, Alvyn ytd was insulting me...saying it sucks to be me...why?? he said bcoz i cannot let go out my ex....so i can't get another girlfriend thus i'm stucked and fucked up...
he 's right...i'm still searching for the special kind of feeling that can make me feel that i'm loving someone again...but now...i'm on the verge of believeing that it might never happen again...
its either the fact that i've changed or that i can't let go of her...whoever says that time can heal stuff are great decievers as well...from my point of view....time can only bury things...it cannot heal things...so if u're force to give me the one you love...and if the person tells you that it takes time to let go...tell the person to fucking go and knock the damn wall...for it will never happen...a good method would be that..you start to hate the person....
Hatred makes wonders...lame but true...
Heard of the song 'No More Lonely Nights'...tonight the song will be one more lonely night plus lots of rains....for the sky is soaked in red tonight... 1 more month till my birthday and i start to remind myself that for 21 years i've been spending all my birthdays alone...how i wish someone special can spend it with me...i wonder if 'she' will sms me happy birthday this year...not looking forward to my birthday this year and every other years to come...for i've been reminded that i have accomplish nothing in my god damn life yet... ( i wish i can hear her voice tonight but it seems that it will never happen, my life became fucked the day she left and no one's fixing it, mayb i dun deserve to love again)
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Lazy blogger
Fishy coasters...looks damn cool!!
(Under the seas...Under the seas) quoted from the little mermaid...performed by,
yours truly, Eugene Teo
Visualise and enjoy....!!!! LALALALA....
Seafood platter!! for those who never eat before...there are prawns, sotong, fish and chips and rich!!! A divine potion to be exact...
This was what DJ order...i dun even know what the hell it is...all i know is that mine is food and his is just some crap...sadddd....
This baby is quite a rocker ( in potion, its too sweet thought) SEA MONKEY FREEZE!!!!
The first sip was fantasic...!!!!!!
second sip was awesome...!!!!
third sip was great...!!!
fourth sip was fine...!!
fifth sip was okay...!
the sixth sip was getting boring...........(>_<)
the seventh was definately nerve-racking to the taste bud and the brain ( brain freeze!!! ARGH!!!!) then i throw the whole burden on DJ...Cheers Mate!! =X
No doubts the potion was generous...i still manage to finish my food... ( i try not to waste food as much as possible) i'm a good samaritan to food...for not wasting their damn lifes!!
However the SEA MONKEY FREEZE was a task too tough to handle...couldn't down the entire shit...
After the meal we went to buy beach pants...DJ going to palau Bintan...fucking cool!! i wish i could go with my friends too sometimes... best is girls!! YAY!!! YAY!! ... *Message from reality...Mr.Eugene Teo...pls wake up...it ain't gonna happen any soon* Then its was time to go home...oh ya...i also bought a nike shoe bag...heres the ironic part...while choosing the shoe bag...2 of it caught my eyes the nike 1 and an adidas 1...Nike cost $20 adidas cost $25...HUH??? and the nike 1 has better material!! WTH..since when did adidas becomes more popular then nike??
So we went to take the bus home together and i took 12 with him...according to him...the bus is usually vacant...according to my eyes...its tells the opposite...WAH!! so bloody crowded...Since it was crowded...you can guess what i'm gonna talk about next...AN ACCIDENT OCCURED..!!
12 was a double decker bus, me and DJ were standing near to the stairs to the upper deck...after some stops...some auntie in her late 30s tried to align...from the stairs...some uncle was standing on the stairs and the auntie tried to squeeze her way past the uncle who should't be there at all...
END RESULT: she fell down...and stepped DJ's leg by surprize...and she also sprain her leg...
Knowing that she injured...she saying to grumble about the ignorant uncle who stood where he shouldn't have stood...softly i hear... "quoted word for word" with some intervals between
she said : why u stand there?? so stubborn...!!!people fall down also dunno...!!! stupid ah!!
Maybe if she didn't try to squeeze her way past the man and instead try asking the person to get down the stairs 1st...these wouldn't have happened...So who's to blame again!? if u dun gei kia...then u wouldn't injured yourself...better still take a cab...( she was travelling with her family) why save the money? fool!!
Soon we reach DJ's bus stop...and i need to take no.5 which DJ instructed me on which side to take only to realise that it was the wrong side...and i ended up in pasir ris...and i took the picture of E-Hub..then i had to take 21 home!! SIANZ AH!!