Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Pissed off...
My lappy is out for good..fuck it...kena lizard urine after that...a whole night of misery...
Monday, August 11, 2008
Blog re-open
This Blog is re-open just for W55D...So far i'm favourite Class in RP...Was very fun having all of you in this part of my lifes and i cannot bear to part but that's just life... I wish everyone well for next school term and those who choose the same elective as me... ( Environmental Science) hope we're in the same class next sem too... i shall pray to GOD.... er...wait...i don't believe in GOD...oh well...In this entry, i shall tell my tales about everyone of you and hope you tag me to tell me that you agree or disagree or insult me...HAHAHA!!!!
WARNING: ENTRY MAY CONTAIN UNWANTED/UNFAVOURABLE INFORMATION!!!
Ok...now to start the Ball rolling...this entry will be in alphabetical order so firstly we have...
But first...i must apologise if some comments are long and some are short...it just show how well i understand you...
Amelia: My first thought about u was...do you like guys or girl...haha...and soon it turn out that you know xiu zhen and are pretty close... xiu zhen told me that you are a nice person... from my observation...Amelia seems to be the pillar of 'jing sheng' among the gang of friends... Amelia can also be very hard working in work and nice knowing you...
April : April, April, April.... always so innocent but after i heard your secondary school stories...NO MORE!!.... i love your classic face when u suddenly freeze after laughing insanely...bring back a laugh no matter when or where...haha...will rmb that...april U loves to sing rite...yet keep telling me you cannot sing...Liar...WAIT... dun try to act like u're crying coz it really is very alike and i almost took it for real...But now i know it fake so u can't decieve me anymore...WHAHAHAHA...did i mention that u're also...super smart??
Cindy : See la cindy...always don't come to school...now i got nothing to write about you...but i try la ok? Cindy is older than me...hehe...always kena suan bout ur age...and i like to drag you down with me into the 'adult' catergory which you seem to deny very violently...why cannot just admit it!? haha!!! stop watching porn in your...ur lagging comp kena virus and the Jap porn starting playing on its own...DUN DENY!! but cindy... i like ur company... having u in class is fun...if u turm up that is...but nooooo...always so busy with ur FYP... but glad u still got ur gang in the class...HAHA...enjoy a equally good second semester but abit hard la...coz this class ROX ASS!!!
Daniel (locking) : whoa bu jian dan lei!! seems to be your favourite pharse...haha...i alway make fun of u but hope u dun mind coz it was fun...B-box i really cannot make it thus in the end become u solo but the locking moves you are cool but i like more violent 1...like the one jun xian performed..hand stand! Always team with sherman very fun hor...can slack..haha...stop head-shotting me in CS... NABE!!
Daniel (ah beng) : Another never see much person... DA GE hao!!! i rmb u having tatoos and since i influence everyone that u're DA GE...everyone assumes that u're an Ah Beng... Sorry bout that but i can heard many things about you that you're very friendly and such...well...i think i can learn more if you turn up more often...its seems that the Guitar and Cars are what you love...and we're similiar...i also wanna do a eye-brow piercing but it seems to troublesome and we both look beng BUT we're not..thumbs up for that!!
Delwyn : Either nv come, come late or never come...delwyn always so sleepy in class..at nite dun cheong too much la... u got spilt personality rite...i heard from someone in other class...outside like siao siao..in school transform into EMO-Ranger...GO GO EMO-RANGER...
Eugene : OMG...It's EUGENE...U're the perfect guy in every aspect of life...absolute sense of humour...I think i'm so in love with you... Your ever so evil heart has a soft side... which makes you a Romantic Lover to Possess... I shall now Brand you.. Mr. Perfect!! CLAP CLAP!!!!
Guhen : Abang Guhen...have enuf of my racist jokes?? haha...the nicest indian friend i ever had...infacti dun even consider u indian..u're just guhen...the ultimate singapore sport fan...mulitple facture sportsman and tons of hard work...i cannot imagine people enjoying singapore's sport so much... u nuts huh??
This is getting hard coz i realise i dun really know everyone well...
Hui Ling : Guitar Guitar Guitar...seems like its your life...how can we have so many guitar freaks in this class?? sorry i dun now well of u but i'm positive that u're a good person...cheers
Hui Yan : HAHAHA..fun hor??kena bullied by me then in the end u bully me...LOL... hui yan ah hui yan...can use some deodorant?? sorry didn't mean to say this but...muz be frank...dun be angry hor... regrets...should have bullied u more!Anyway i don't think u can tolerant much of my lameness anymore...ain'tu like glad the semester has finally ended...later u kena the same class as me again than i shall do what i miss out...BULLY you...steal all your sweets, switch on ur lappy plug and everything evil...WHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Iszuan : joker!! u damn joker la...fucking hell..u and ur nonsense was what makes the class fun sometimes...(most of the time is me) stop sleeping in class...u remind me of a sherpard...esp the way u sleep...u back flip rocks...and i didn't know u can ride a Bike...stunning... catch u ard in sch... stop eating french fries... (they ain't french to start with)
Jackeline : Hello fellow IG member...don't be so angry about the 'green' jokes...i dunno why but it seems that u dun really like me saying u but u seem to have more tolerance towards jun xian and fishy...anti me izzit...a Motherly figure...haha...dun always be so nice nice to people coz they will end up on top of u ( juz like jun xian) but it can't be help coz jac jac ( that's you ) is too kind hearted... The person with the best impression in the class after u scolded me bastard...image ruined...so i guess i'm still the best then...oh well..it can't be help i suppose...i'm juz too perfect...u very modest hor...always saying u're not smart and always working so hard...i like that attitude...keep it up!!! LIVE GREEN...no la....sorry sorry...dun beat me or scold me ok...will hurt my feelings and the impression i have in you (-_-")
Jeremy : Another Da ge...hey lor mee... u idolise me izzit... always trying to come and pei he me...wanting to learn what i learn and do what i do...come on...show some originality...u can do it...however...i'm still better...i'm Mr.perfect...don't u get u...u'll always be a fake...not even a mirror image..DA GE...u got bad breathe leh...try to freshen it up....i dun tink u noe it...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON (dream on by aerosmith)
Jing Yee : Pish is ur newest nick ( pig + fish) see la...who ask u act smart...use pig as a nick...now got new nick...whahhaa... hey fishy...u voice is quite unique hor...a mix blend of kiddy voices...i got so confuse that i dun now when u're acting cute and when u're not...coz they all sound so cute...haha!! Come on..hit me...i like to kena hit...i think i'm sadist... with you around...times flies coz when people are happy....time flies... ur sudden karate chops are really very sudden and seriously when u drink something next time... DON'T sit infront of me...i do not enjoy merlion spraying stuff at me...dun bite me too...i know u got extra teeth...first part of sem...i tink u quite anti me...see me bo song...luckily now never...if not u wouldn't have known how perfect i'm...did u chose the same elective as me...hope i can kena whack by u again...damn fun...OUCH!!!!...dun hit face...i earn money using my face!!!!
Jun Xian : We can spot u in almost everyone home, u're the basic element in the periodic table...who are you?? SODIUM...hahha jun XIAN...i think my house got some of u in...i think its the head part coz its looks so ah beng...haha...somehow...we got closer and closer as we share more to each other in class ( not in a gay way) my toilet mate...NO NO..we ain't doing anything funny in the toilet...but we click well...why??? we damn talk cock... U always seem to have girl problem hor...relax la...there's so much into life than girls like. . . .er . . .hmmmmm...ok fine..girls are almost everything in life...if it gets too fucked up..maybe it is time to let go...and PPl...when he say he cannot play pool..ITS A LIE!!!! but also true...coz he kept losing to me...HE sux!!
Kevin : Wassup Amporphous... i thot we would never go well ( i sort of stereotype ppl) but it seems that i was wrong...u're a nice guy to hang around with and ur cold jokes are not to be reckon with...thank you for your contribution to global warming...( from the members of conservation IG..... ME) that day i saw u playing rugby...u look like tinman in Wizard Of OZ running...LOL... dude..u're so stiff but u got a very funny face and i bet the Lion is Sherman and Guhen is someone else...dun gay around with sherman to much...i bet u join rugby so u can touch guys rite...gay shit...LOL!!!!!
Kat : meow? moew? moew? moew? moew? decipher yourself ( will decipher upon request)
Mardia : All i rmb is copying ppls's slide and complaining my music is bad when yours is worse!! we builded a treehouse???? love ur audio cable... This mardia comments must change...Mardia is a very nice person actually but because i'm too blind to see thus came out the last entry...my bad!!! seriously...u came from a religious school?? i still cannot believe it leh mardia...being the only malay girl in class must be hard and yes...the tree house songs have been stuck in my head...see la...all ur fault...!!!
Peggy : Seriously...ur dog is so full of happiness being love by you...until that day u said u always treated me as a human... u mean u always think that i feel that i'm like a dog?? haha... ICE QUEEN...dun freeze me up ok?? show ur warmth aura which u actually possess under the cold skin...u skin is very fair rite...muz be lots of girls envy...which all blends well with ur ICE QUEEN image... cute la u...when i praise u always so happy...but i wonder is it real??? or u juz pei he me only... HAHA...!!!!
Rohinee : try not to be so anti-social...haha...
Sarina : Professor...u like to come late rite?? i also....hahaha...i duno how u manage to absorb so many information...u got a sponge brain?? ( i meant that in a good way) u're just so sweet la...haha...sorry if u feel neglected in class...but its hard to convert from chinese to english sometimes esp when i get use to speaking chinese to some ppl...hehehe...have fun in ur holidays
Sherman : Mr.Lion... ROAR!! sherman ah sherman...say wanna drive me back until now i haven see ur car even once yet...Second Funniest guy in class ( i'm the funniest...i'm the JOKE) but i also realise something...u're quite smart right...u smart alec...but too clichy on ur previous class frenz...neglect us....sad la... dun touching me pls...my nipples are not meant for u....u sick bastard...damn talk cock too...which is a totally cool qualities...thx for the money in maple...LUBCHU ( love you but dun touch me)....
Ying Xiang : Ok...this is the last 1 le and this is a truly valuable friend i made in class...Chao Ah Lian...u're the first friend i made in class...BITCH!! don't ask me to STFU coz i won't and you know it...emo emo emo...but with me around...you can forget it la hor...i so bloody funny...my jokes and me...will miss our lame picture taking moments...T_T feel like crying...if you got anything to share with me by all means...and i hope if i wanna swine...u better get really hor...u and ur zhang dong liang damn funny and the way u portrait ur life is like damn sad but u'reactually luckiler than me leh...u like so concern about people ard u hor...come and gimme some concern la..i got financial crisis leh..go find a job and work to gimme money la BITCH!!!! haha...i hope u know all the Bitch i scold u i dun mean it... but somehow i mean it abit...got new friends then dun want me already rite ( SHOUTOUT TO ALL...THIS IS MY FRIEND BACK OFF!!! OR DIE DOING SO) u can never escape my clutch...u can run but u cannot hide de...no point doing so...i will hunt u and lame u till u buay tahan...nabe stop stressing me...i'm trying to type mushy stuff here...Tan Ying Xiang...I love you( as a friend,dun think too much) ...U're the BEST!! (after me that is).
I'm MR.PERFECT
WARNING: ENTRY MAY CONTAIN UNWANTED/UNFAVOURABLE INFORMATION!!!
Ok...now to start the Ball rolling...this entry will be in alphabetical order so firstly we have...
But first...i must apologise if some comments are long and some are short...it just show how well i understand you...
Amelia: My first thought about u was...do you like guys or girl...haha...and soon it turn out that you know xiu zhen and are pretty close... xiu zhen told me that you are a nice person... from my observation...Amelia seems to be the pillar of 'jing sheng' among the gang of friends... Amelia can also be very hard working in work and nice knowing you...
April : April, April, April.... always so innocent but after i heard your secondary school stories...NO MORE!!.... i love your classic face when u suddenly freeze after laughing insanely...bring back a laugh no matter when or where...haha...will rmb that...april U loves to sing rite...yet keep telling me you cannot sing...Liar...WAIT... dun try to act like u're crying coz it really is very alike and i almost took it for real...But now i know it fake so u can't decieve me anymore...WHAHAHAHA...did i mention that u're also...super smart??
Cindy : See la cindy...always don't come to school...now i got nothing to write about you...but i try la ok? Cindy is older than me...hehe...always kena suan bout ur age...and i like to drag you down with me into the 'adult' catergory which you seem to deny very violently...why cannot just admit it!? haha!!! stop watching porn in your...ur lagging comp kena virus and the Jap porn starting playing on its own...DUN DENY!! but cindy... i like ur company... having u in class is fun...if u turm up that is...but nooooo...always so busy with ur FYP... but glad u still got ur gang in the class...HAHA...enjoy a equally good second semester but abit hard la...coz this class ROX ASS!!!
Daniel (locking) : whoa bu jian dan lei!! seems to be your favourite pharse...haha...i alway make fun of u but hope u dun mind coz it was fun...B-box i really cannot make it thus in the end become u solo but the locking moves you are cool but i like more violent 1...like the one jun xian performed..hand stand! Always team with sherman very fun hor...can slack..haha...stop head-shotting me in CS... NABE!!
Daniel (ah beng) : Another never see much person... DA GE hao!!! i rmb u having tatoos and since i influence everyone that u're DA GE...everyone assumes that u're an Ah Beng... Sorry bout that but i can heard many things about you that you're very friendly and such...well...i think i can learn more if you turn up more often...its seems that the Guitar and Cars are what you love...and we're similiar...i also wanna do a eye-brow piercing but it seems to troublesome and we both look beng BUT we're not..thumbs up for that!!
Delwyn : Either nv come, come late or never come...delwyn always so sleepy in class..at nite dun cheong too much la... u got spilt personality rite...i heard from someone in other class...outside like siao siao..in school transform into EMO-Ranger...GO GO EMO-RANGER...
Eugene : OMG...It's EUGENE...U're the perfect guy in every aspect of life...absolute sense of humour...I think i'm so in love with you... Your ever so evil heart has a soft side... which makes you a Romantic Lover to Possess... I shall now Brand you.. Mr. Perfect!! CLAP CLAP!!!!
Guhen : Abang Guhen...have enuf of my racist jokes?? haha...the nicest indian friend i ever had...infacti dun even consider u indian..u're just guhen...the ultimate singapore sport fan...mulitple facture sportsman and tons of hard work...i cannot imagine people enjoying singapore's sport so much... u nuts huh??
This is getting hard coz i realise i dun really know everyone well...
Hui Ling : Guitar Guitar Guitar...seems like its your life...how can we have so many guitar freaks in this class?? sorry i dun now well of u but i'm positive that u're a good person...cheers
Hui Yan : HAHAHA..fun hor??kena bullied by me then in the end u bully me...LOL... hui yan ah hui yan...can use some deodorant?? sorry didn't mean to say this but...muz be frank...dun be angry hor... regrets...should have bullied u more!Anyway i don't think u can tolerant much of my lameness anymore...ain'tu like glad the semester has finally ended...later u kena the same class as me again than i shall do what i miss out...BULLY you...steal all your sweets, switch on ur lappy plug and everything evil...WHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Iszuan : joker!! u damn joker la...fucking hell..u and ur nonsense was what makes the class fun sometimes...(most of the time is me) stop sleeping in class...u remind me of a sherpard...esp the way u sleep...u back flip rocks...and i didn't know u can ride a Bike...stunning... catch u ard in sch... stop eating french fries... (they ain't french to start with)
Jackeline : Hello fellow IG member...don't be so angry about the 'green' jokes...i dunno why but it seems that u dun really like me saying u but u seem to have more tolerance towards jun xian and fishy...anti me izzit...a Motherly figure...haha...dun always be so nice nice to people coz they will end up on top of u ( juz like jun xian) but it can't be help coz jac jac ( that's you ) is too kind hearted... The person with the best impression in the class after u scolded me bastard...image ruined...so i guess i'm still the best then...oh well..it can't be help i suppose...i'm juz too perfect...u very modest hor...always saying u're not smart and always working so hard...i like that attitude...keep it up!!! LIVE GREEN...no la....sorry sorry...dun beat me or scold me ok...will hurt my feelings and the impression i have in you (-_-")
Jeremy : Another Da ge...hey lor mee... u idolise me izzit... always trying to come and pei he me...wanting to learn what i learn and do what i do...come on...show some originality...u can do it...however...i'm still better...i'm Mr.perfect...don't u get u...u'll always be a fake...not even a mirror image..DA GE...u got bad breathe leh...try to freshen it up....i dun tink u noe it...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON (dream on by aerosmith)
Jing Yee : Pish is ur newest nick ( pig + fish) see la...who ask u act smart...use pig as a nick...now got new nick...whahhaa... hey fishy...u voice is quite unique hor...a mix blend of kiddy voices...i got so confuse that i dun now when u're acting cute and when u're not...coz they all sound so cute...haha!! Come on..hit me...i like to kena hit...i think i'm sadist... with you around...times flies coz when people are happy....time flies... ur sudden karate chops are really very sudden and seriously when u drink something next time... DON'T sit infront of me...i do not enjoy merlion spraying stuff at me...dun bite me too...i know u got extra teeth...first part of sem...i tink u quite anti me...see me bo song...luckily now never...if not u wouldn't have known how perfect i'm...did u chose the same elective as me...hope i can kena whack by u again...damn fun...OUCH!!!!...dun hit face...i earn money using my face!!!!
Jun Xian : We can spot u in almost everyone home, u're the basic element in the periodic table...who are you?? SODIUM...hahha jun XIAN...i think my house got some of u in...i think its the head part coz its looks so ah beng...haha...somehow...we got closer and closer as we share more to each other in class ( not in a gay way) my toilet mate...NO NO..we ain't doing anything funny in the toilet...but we click well...why??? we damn talk cock... U always seem to have girl problem hor...relax la...there's so much into life than girls like. . . .er . . .hmmmmm...ok fine..girls are almost everything in life...if it gets too fucked up..maybe it is time to let go...and PPl...when he say he cannot play pool..ITS A LIE!!!! but also true...coz he kept losing to me...HE sux!!
Kevin : Wassup Amporphous... i thot we would never go well ( i sort of stereotype ppl) but it seems that i was wrong...u're a nice guy to hang around with and ur cold jokes are not to be reckon with...thank you for your contribution to global warming...( from the members of conservation IG..... ME) that day i saw u playing rugby...u look like tinman in Wizard Of OZ running...LOL... dude..u're so stiff but u got a very funny face and i bet the Lion is Sherman and Guhen is someone else...dun gay around with sherman to much...i bet u join rugby so u can touch guys rite...gay shit...LOL!!!!!
Kat : meow? moew? moew? moew? moew? decipher yourself ( will decipher upon request)
Mardia : All i rmb is copying ppls's slide and complaining my music is bad when yours is worse!! we builded a treehouse???? love ur audio cable... This mardia comments must change...Mardia is a very nice person actually but because i'm too blind to see thus came out the last entry...my bad!!! seriously...u came from a religious school?? i still cannot believe it leh mardia...being the only malay girl in class must be hard and yes...the tree house songs have been stuck in my head...see la...all ur fault...!!!
Peggy : Seriously...ur dog is so full of happiness being love by you...until that day u said u always treated me as a human... u mean u always think that i feel that i'm like a dog?? haha... ICE QUEEN...dun freeze me up ok?? show ur warmth aura which u actually possess under the cold skin...u skin is very fair rite...muz be lots of girls envy...which all blends well with ur ICE QUEEN image... cute la u...when i praise u always so happy...but i wonder is it real??? or u juz pei he me only... HAHA...!!!!
Rohinee : try not to be so anti-social...haha...
Sarina : Professor...u like to come late rite?? i also....hahaha...i duno how u manage to absorb so many information...u got a sponge brain?? ( i meant that in a good way) u're just so sweet la...haha...sorry if u feel neglected in class...but its hard to convert from chinese to english sometimes esp when i get use to speaking chinese to some ppl...hehehe...have fun in ur holidays
Sherman : Mr.Lion... ROAR!! sherman ah sherman...say wanna drive me back until now i haven see ur car even once yet...Second Funniest guy in class ( i'm the funniest...i'm the JOKE) but i also realise something...u're quite smart right...u smart alec...but too clichy on ur previous class frenz...neglect us....sad la... dun touching me pls...my nipples are not meant for u....u sick bastard...damn talk cock too...which is a totally cool qualities...thx for the money in maple...LUBCHU ( love you but dun touch me)....
Ying Xiang : Ok...this is the last 1 le and this is a truly valuable friend i made in class...Chao Ah Lian...u're the first friend i made in class...BITCH!! don't ask me to STFU coz i won't and you know it...emo emo emo...but with me around...you can forget it la hor...i so bloody funny...my jokes and me...will miss our lame picture taking moments...T_T feel like crying...if you got anything to share with me by all means...and i hope if i wanna swine...u better get really hor...u and ur zhang dong liang damn funny and the way u portrait ur life is like damn sad but u'reactually luckiler than me leh...u like so concern about people ard u hor...come and gimme some concern la..i got financial crisis leh..go find a job and work to gimme money la BITCH!!!! haha...i hope u know all the Bitch i scold u i dun mean it... but somehow i mean it abit...got new friends then dun want me already rite ( SHOUTOUT TO ALL...THIS IS MY FRIEND BACK OFF!!! OR DIE DOING SO) u can never escape my clutch...u can run but u cannot hide de...no point doing so...i will hunt u and lame u till u buay tahan...nabe stop stressing me...i'm trying to type mushy stuff here...Tan Ying Xiang...I love you( as a friend,dun think too much) ...U're the BEST!! (after me that is).
I'm MR.PERFECT
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