The king of zi lian

Ok ok...i'm talking bout myself...and yes...i have been reassure by all my frenz...cool rite...finally something that everyone agrees...when i say i'm cute... some agree but the blinded ones don't...

Haiz...mayb i can recommend my optician to u boys and gals...get yoursleves a pair of specs... or go and laser to get it fixed once and for all...

Changi airport ^3^

Damn zi lian rite?? anyway i took this picts myself...meaning i'm damn pro at zi pie... ok...i'm gonna show u all my different hair styles...=)











Taiwan...2007




2004---before i shave




indonesia in 2004



2007


2008

Balding and the 蠟筆小新

As you can read, its all about balding and the 蠟筆小新 ...

Last night i was chatting on my lappy in the living room while my elder brother (Alvyn) just got home and my younger brother (stanley)was playing some pathetic games on the PC...

Alvyn look at stan and comment about his hair saying that he is balding "the male in my family are all balding (= " and they went on discussing about how long hair can cause you to bald even more...They were saying that the part where your hair is longer will bald more than the short part... at that moment i was thinking that 'heng ah!!' my hair is short so this conversation i won't kena shoot...but Annabelle suay my hair, saying that the long hair is better looking...but i like my current yakuza hair style...the bad boy look... also known as Ah Beng...

Back to the topic...Stan was saying that he gonna cut his hair soon but he wanna 'play' with it awhile first...He was talking about a JAP hairstyle...something like JAP Rock...i was laughing my ass off... He look like Lee Xiao Long when he has a helmet head hair...if its neat, he looks like a korean coz he's single eyelid...LOL... Stan was saying that if he balded then he would go and shave skin head...immediately alvyn said...fuck..! if u do that.. u'll look like 蠟筆小新 ...coz u have thick eye brows and that our whole clan has thick eye brows!! HAHA...

WE'RE THE 蠟筆小新 CLAN.....WEEE!!!!!!!

Evil Evil Me~~~~

Sometimes there are just too many minor things that can amuse me...for eg. watching others chasing after the bus and not being able to catch the bus bcoz the driver juz couldn't care less...and the best part is that i'm already on the bus...WHAHAHAHAHA...



Ytd i was walking to school with esmond and esmond spotted someone whose ear piece was coming out of his pocket dragging on the ground, instead of wanting to tell the person...i decided to ignore and laugh at him...WHAHAHAHA...as usual...i mean where is the fun if u dun have such humour??

Watching your frenz choke over food while you tell a lame joke during lunch or dinner...esmond choke over his food and he went on to some wierd sounded burping...o.O...WHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Watching other falling down...not suppose to but HAHAHAHA...

Watching my dad throw tissue on my mum...LOL!!!!!!!! Dad does funny stuff nowadays...eg. meowing in the middle of the night...-_-"

There's juz too much stuff in life to laugh about or emo about...who has time to finish doing all of it??

moral of the story...Happiness is build on others Miseries!!!

Forgetful -_-

Well, i rmb having this random topic that i wanna talk about but it seems everytime i want to blog, i just can't remember the topic, mayb i should get a PDA phone...that way, i can store everything on it...YEAH!!! unless i forget to even type it into the phone and its all back into square 1... -_-

Oh well...i'll blog about maids today...basically in SG, there are two types of maids...

1. Phillipines (P^)

2. Indonesia (I^)

what's the difference?? well, the P^ is smarter than the I^...that's for sure...indonesian maids are pretty sad, they try to make a living here but it seems all they ever get is tons and tons of scolding....but who can blame the employer...they are dumb far beyond ur asses...the level of stupidity is unbearable... lots of incidents which i can relate to but i juz can't rmb again... -_-

BUT...even I^ have smart ones and dumb ones...either one will make u feel sad....if u get the dumb 1...u have to guide her through the same step for many years and yet she doesn't get it...she makes u feel sad for her stupidity and u also feel sad on why u employ such a dumb maid for so many years making u feel dumb too...

If u get the smart 1..u will soon be more than sad...u'll also be broke....its appears that the smart maid will end up stealing from u n running away with some bangala with she happens to met when she hang clothes ( yes, there have been many incident where u can spot ur maid...either talking to other maids with hand signals from one block to another 'and they are not even signal train' or wave at their lover bangala boy through the windows) The dumb maid will juz run away without taking anything. LOL...thats so bloody dumb...of coz in my hse there nothing to steal...sooooooo... gd luck to the maid who is working here...and sadly i got a dumb maid.bcoz they are cheaper too P^ are more expensive.

Sad shit happens everyday

After the break up with my ex...it seems that people ard me also face relationship problem and most of them are the hurted party (except C* HU*)...its just sad knowing that i'm not the only one and that i'm not unique...why can't people stop decieving one another...maybe if we do then we do not need to rely on GOD...The perfect man, the most reliable one who hears and see upon u...but he nv appears nor speaks to u in all stages in ur life.The older i grow, the more i do not believe in GOD bcoz the church actually askes for a donation...er....correct me if i'm wrong but do GOD need money to spend??? do he need it so he can buy some heavenly snacks to munch on...the answer is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
so where did the money go...sorry to say but it has gone to the organsiation and whatever they do with it has nothing to do with u...the poor believer who has donated in hope of going to 'heaven' only to realise after death that there isn't a heaven...think of it,if everyone goes to heaven... wouldn't there be a overcrowding?? And bad people goes to hell and hell is overcrowded again...and even if there was..its flooded and too bad u juz can't get it...i'm sure there will be a tag on heavens gate reading " FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE' and the late comers shall be banished to hell...

WHAT A LIE!!!!

Kena cheated

OMG...as u can read i kena cheated...but by who?? xiu zhen of coz!! So much for promising the blogskin and tag board... I was so delighted when u decided to help me with the blog skin...what i didn't expect was that i had to wait an entire year for u to be free. . . .u've driven me into a emo state...being lied and decieved...i shall now proceed to the emo chambers and rest on the emo throne, which happens to be the sofa in the living room...and the song selected will be '我不会唱歌'

3 cheers for emo-ness....................................

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I am racist! :) yes yes as u can read....well it was posted by xiu zhen...so i play no part in this...i'm innocent....for once in my life.....

Me Me and Me !

Sudden interest in blogging so... Hereeeeeee i am!!! Cluesless to what to blog for the first time and the whole idea is to attract attention ( yes, i'm attention seeking) Here are the list of topics which perhaps can catch some attention.



1. Esplanade joke (from my brother)

2. Facts about life

3. About myself (maybe not too much attention)



hmmm...i think i'll go with my personal information for the first time, since i'm more interesting than any joke or facts.

Er hem...i love to EMOOOOOOOO, the best time is emo is on a rainy night ( i deem a rainy night as a sexy night) , lights out and playing some emo chinese songs on the HI-fI.
Awwwww love the idea, maybe i'll do it tonight again, hmmm blogging might just be harder then expected...lalala...dried of ideas now...so i will go with the esplanade joke...hehe...

According to my brother, he went to Mac'donalds and and overheard some Aunites talking about how to pronouce the word ' ESPLANADE', they were having a hearty disscusion and the 2 pronouciation was es'pla'nade and es'pla'nut. FINALLY one of them stood up and make an stand, she claim that both the pronounciation were correct and she said ' there is no difference, just like le'mon'ade and le'mon'nut, its the same.
LOL!!!!
Since when was lemonade pronouce as le'mon'nut', that explains why kids have bad pronunciation in the olden days, kids like me are screw up thanks to our mum's "powderful engish". ^_^

I study in RP( Republic poly) and in our school we go by PBL ( problem base learning system) A.K.A learn it yourself, which means no one teaches you and we basically do everything on our own. Some of the time, when the lesson is really shag, the learning also gets shag and here comes the best part of life, slacking...WEE!!!! (slack for 3 years plus army = 5 years...endless slacking)
Result =OLD soldier, haiz...
Due to the over crowding in our school as they enroll too many year 1.... going to school is such a hassle... wake up 6.15, take the 7 o'clock bus, reach school just nice, 8.30...WTF...i use to take only 1+-hr to get to school, now at least 1.5hr...omg!!! and the worst part is that the canteens are always crowded...the internet laggs like hell and the air-con in my class is as good as none...hey...i'm paying school fees for the air con and internet and yet i'm not enjoying neither of it. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
And i thot singaporeans have the tenacy of coming late...why is it not demostrated in RP...well...maybe just not yet...