Anyway today went to sakae at woodlands to celebrate jac's b'day...1st time see her put on make up leh...Mai siao siao...haha... Happy Birthday jac!! then later sherman came to join us when we were leaving... Then ...Me.. sherman and kevin who left tgt then met up with their frenz... DL and xiao xiang...haha... its suppose to be xiang but xiao xiang sounds kinda cute...( er hem...i'm not gay) then sherman drove me and kevin home...nice man...1st time on sherman's ride...Anyway we made a joke about sherman...here goes...
Sherman : Hi...have u met me??
Girl : *ignore* then stare and say... how bout u??
Sherman : *winks* i drive
Girl : * suddenly desperate* Hi nice to meet u ( and next thing you know...she was found in his bed)
Children... this is how a pro does it... juz two words and he found the way up her skirt...ain't he great... ( do not this try without a professional help or risk getting slap/hated/ignored for life...)
Seriously... i think i spend too much this month...but i ain't gonna enclose how much... hahaha...sianz...if only falls from the skies above...and maybe then i might juz believe in GOD..
Then i got home and the torture being again...screaming and yelling was what greeted me...over what...?? over the fact that mum can't count and dad's too busybody and noisy...shouting coz he can't speak properly...completely irritating...i wonder why... when its with me this isn' t the case...its juz with mum... anyway i find out the trend... mum like to scold ppl and talk big after something has happen but when she is there... she keeps numb... this is the quality called 马后炮 which is completely similar to her father... when grandpa is here...its really irritating watching tv with them... imagine u watch a show with a little bit of gore or sex scene...this 2 will starting making comments like... " why like this...why like that " or so perverted...wah piang ah... sibei irritating... ones will speak out loud while the other juz keeps mumbling... buay ta han man... i think the whole village of people are the same...mum ain't singapore, she's malaysia from muar... and i strongly suspect i got all the dumb genes from her and the slack genes from my dad... i think the whole village of people are about the same... and of coz all my malaysia relatives which i do not know, who is who... i muz be wary when counting a malaysia gal...sekali is my relative... then LOL...
Recently in my new class got this very scary person who laugh at her comp all day long and has bad B.O... her name is not so not like what it is suppose to suggest...Pearly is her name but its more like errie...she gives me the creeps and my W55D classmate are linking me with her...damn fuck...stop it la....i might juz commit suicide coz of it... hehe... hehe... hehe... eeeeeeee... fucking gross... time for me to run!!!
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