Nusery Rhymes

Ohhhh....welcome back to childhood...the youngest years of our lifes are filled with grandmother story, nusery rhymes and lots of police scaring cases...your parents would always threaten you that the police uncle will catch you if you do so and so...ok...let goes...stop 1 : Jack and Jill... =)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

see...this is bad...jack broke his head must have bled badly infact there's more to it..there was dark humour in this...

Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
To Old Dame Dob who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.

ok this verse is still alright...but next we had...

When Jill came in how she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Mother vexed, did whip her next,
For causing Jack's disaster.

Pain and suffering in this...why is nusery rhymes custom to this??

Now Jack did laugh and Jill did cry
But her tears did soon abate;
Then Jill did say that they should play
At see-saw across the gate.

WHAHAHAHAHA!!! BLACK HUMOUR...love it....


and even others too like...Humpty Dumpty...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

see...its all so torturous...he broke into many pieces...shattered so we actually are cultivated by dark tales since young...which explains my evilness which i'm proud of...HAHA!!

Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
And he switched it and he swatched it and it flew right away.

Here now we have a rabbit which tried to kill a fly...evil evil...but NICE!!! so can anyone explain to me why i'm not evil...WHAHAHAHAHA!!! loved it... anyway tribute to George Carlin who pass away recently to a heart failure...sobz...will miss his humour...