Well...i realise that asians and round stuff nv quite goes very well...for example..sports...when the last time an asian team won the soccer world cup...? The answer is NEVER!! who plays in the NBA?? yao ming and?? er...another 1 or 2...what about tennis?? er...hmmm...golf?? wait... is that something singh guy considered asian....he's from fiji...oh dear...So as u can see we basically sux with round stuff...
Take sex for an example...asian have flatter chest than caucasians...they also have bigger balls than us!! yes i'm sure u know what i meant...think sexual...speaking of which...the longest dick in the world belongs to some black guy( 11-14 inch) ...asian are not even close...
What else?? er ..lets see...to add on to the sports part...our world super power China excels in almost every sport except for soccer and basketball where a ball ( which is round) is required...
Anyway...i shall welcome myself to the jungle...i have been sleeping in the living room for months now and i also realise that i'm not really sleeping alone...occasionally my brother joins me but most nights...the only companion i have is INSECTS...ants...a few days back a cockroach...and last nite a yellow bug actually rested on my pillow...BITCH!! that's my pillow...GRRRR!!!
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!! (by guns n roses)
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