Its time to lose weight after so many attempts...yet all i losing is my balance... gaining weight instead of losing it... OMG!?
Now i'm gonna list reasons why i should lose weight...

1. To look better
2. to be able to fix into clothes
3. to save me the trouble to alter my jeans
4. to be healthy
5. to get a gf / wife
6. to scold someone else a fat ass...pua kia!
7. to prove to people that i can lose weight
8. to have girls surrounding me and asking me how i did it
9. to be able to buy health insurance policies
10. to be able to take less space on the public transport
11. to not crush my gf/wife when we're making out
12. to blend into friends...unless all my friends are fat asses
13. so i can eat more unhealthy food
14. so my children don't blame me that my fat genes got to them
15. so i can be the only Santa that can squeeze down the chimney
16. So people selling health produce will not appoach me
17. so i don't end up dying after eating slimming pills
18. so i can actually see my neck
19. so my gf can hug me without complaining
21. to have a waist
22. to not get stereotyped
23. to not be rejected by girls saying...i'm sorry...i don't like fat guys
24. so i look good in pictures
25. to hear people say wow... u lose so much weight... while looking at past pictures
26. to join my brothers six-packed gang
27. to not snore at night
28. to look good infront of gf family
29. to make my family( extension) say hey u finally lose weight
30. to tell a fat ass in the face who says they can't lose weight that they actually can...