Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I'm a nobody who benefits from the lies that you bring forth to children all around the world because you do not deliver whatever you have promised, my parents, relatives and friends are filling in your spot right now and giving me gifts but i'm also giving gifts to them too... And the more i writing this down... i start to wonder... where did you pop out from this christmas bullshit... isn't this suppose to be the celebration for 'the so call mighty invisible man's living in the skies son' who supposingly sacrifice himself for people who he do not know... so Santa when did u pop out... come to think of it... u do look like him... the messiah who might just fooled all of us... all you need to have is more lipo (fats) ... a pair of prescription eyewear a.k.a spectacles...and a red jump suit... some genetically modified reindeers... specifically one with a red nose whom u call rudolph... and we ever came up with a song for it...

You know Dasher, and Dancer, andPrancer,
and Vixen,Comet, and Cupid, andDonner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of allRudolph, the red nosed reindeerhad a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolphjoin in any reindeer games.Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:"Rudolph with your nose so bright,won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,you'll go down in history!

So Santa...here's your chance to redeem yourself... this weekend on Sunday... A.D 2008 21 Dec... i'm going to buy 4D... and the number i will buy is 8718... please make sure you sprinkle some 'magic' on me and let me struck 1st price... I unlike the others who only ask for gifts will actually worship you... a little corner in my house shall be named as Santa Corner for the believers and receivers...But since i'm at it... hers's a list of the thing i want to buy when i do struck the lottery on sunday... now now...your diginity is on this one Santa... its make or break for you...no seconds chances...i'm sorry...i had given too many chances and all my praying and hopes have fall on deaf ears...ok...here goes

Dear Santa... observe my wishlist...

Cash : SGD $5000 ( juz incase u give me the currency u use in the north pole)

or

Canon DSLR 50D kit-3...

A new laptop which i have yet to decide but lets go with the Mac-Book Pro...

More money to buy lenses to go with my DSLR...

How bout a new girlfriend too... juz 3 criteria...

Smart, beautiful / sweet and rich...

This is what i want for christmas, Santa... sure hope you can deliver this time round... Merry Christmas...HoHoHo?!?!