The TEOs

Tonight went for dinner with my family for mother's day celebration...had to ps xiu zhen and ci hui...sorry gals!! had to travel to marine parade from woodlands...sit bus until ass hurts =(
when i reach my elder bro and sis already there...we dine at some thai restuarant whose food was 60% CMI (cannot make it) horrible.......


As usual dinner topic among us siblings (mainly, Alvyn, me and stan) was how gullible our mum is...and how dumb she is to marry my dad...dad was throwing tantrums with my mum when he first arrive...Alvyn was saying that if he's my dad's wife...he would have slap the hell out of him...and i commented that if he was the wife...he wouldn't married him in the 1st place...so mum....we're not insulting u but juz telling u the fact that u're not very bright =)
and we blame it on the part where she is a malaysian... alvyn was saying that sometimes we do dumb things and feel dumb...and that has to be inherited from her...coz she's malaysian...LOL!!
i do not disagree coz i look at all my malaysian relatives...neither of them looks smart...they all own farm and stuff...agriculture products...typical malaysian...country side style...



Have u ever been called a tao sa pao before?? if others know the meaning then i guess i would have the honour of holding onto the title for a long long time...
tao sa pao = hei xin ( black hearted) coz the filling are black in the middle...what about corn pao?
corn pao = fermented and all the paste coming out..aka rotten...haha!!!



So after the horrible thai food... me, alvyn and stan went to buy bubble tea...the other went back on their own...the best bubble tea ever in sg...nooooo....its not 'Sweet Talk'...this one i had was 100 times better...
its called "KOI CAF'E" and the milk tea is superb...so we walk over to buy bubble tea...to our amusement...the girls working there were young and has quite a good standard....i was thinking that they were taiwanese but Alvyn insisted that they are from China...then Stan were to order and they actually ask how much sugar content u want...caught suddenly by such a question...Alvyn answeredon my behalf while trying to xian the girl...he said in chinese... he's so fat...50% sugar will do...and the gals started laughing...idiot..use ur own brother as a topic to xian char bo...i'm proud of u...and glad to let u know that u live up to your surname 'TEO'..salute!!

Then Stan also try something funny...asking her whether red milk tea or green milk tea is better...the gal recommended green milk tea but stan took quite a while to choose and before he said anything...alvyn said to the gal that stan can't make a decision coz he's colorblind!!! HAHA!!
Joke of the year!!! seriously...we TEOs are just so crappy...when packing our order ( another gal did it...they all look in their early 20s) she wrote the flavour of the drink in chinese and she ask alvyn if he could read chinese...alvyn say yes and he said he can also read number if she wrote numbers...what a corny way to ask for numbers... haiz...


While going back my two dear brothers were still thinking of the gals...and they started saying lame comment that they do not wanna see anyone of us there tmr and that they will be there to spot check...i start to wonder where we got out 'tiko' genes and i thot of my dad....ohhh...so that's where it came from...raging males hormones and balding too.......=(