The Chronicles of the departed soul: The chosen 7

This is nothing new...lots of versions about this prawning trip but hey why not 1 more...evil version of the whole thing?? WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Here goes the story...we're not using their real names as there are some minors...so they are getting nicknames instead...

The 4 kings...a gang of ruthless,blood thirsty youth willing to do anything just for pleasure

Eugene--> Mastermind of the whole conspiracy (1 of the 4 kings) --> Mr Yakuza

Esmond--> Mini shorts silencer ( mini shorts as in he wears mini shorts) --> Gio Gio

Xun Fu--> The undertaker(1 of the 4 kings) --> The pastor
Wilson--> Sudden accomplise a.k.a kena conned into this-->( 1 of the 4 Kings) --> dog! (wilson dun be angry (= )

Wen jie--> Hardcore extremist (1 of the 4 kings) Joker

Wai mar ( wei mar...that's how u pronouce it)--> Imported Assasin from Myammar...Mar Mar

Xiu zhen--> Adorable yet deadly...kill people without even blinking...beware!! ... mushroom

It all start with a trip to I.K.E.A ( INTERNATIONAL KILLING EFFICIENT AGENCY)... 5 of them was at a bridge in the middle of no man's land...discussing what would the next step of seeking leisure be. . . some 1 suggested going out on a night mission...and the excitement of seeking something new awaken the inner beast inside them...there stood Mr.Yakuza...Gio Gio...The pastor and Mushroom ( the name may sound harmless but names can be decieving just like looks) together with mushroom brother...some other kind of fungus??? -_-"

It seems that the night was no longer young and they decided to chat over the Dark Network aka MSN... But the lack of manpower have dampen their spirits so they decided to call in more reinforcements from the underworld... it seems that killing was what they were going to do in the Next 48 hrs thus it would be the more the merrier... At the broke of dawn (not really so early) Mr.Yakuza started calling his Associate one by one and presuade them that it would be satisfying to go out to hunt for prey at dusk...With his almost perfect PR skills, he manage to presuade 3 of his all time deadliest associates...Mar Mar...joker and DOG!! woof woof... Tonight...The scent of blood would be rich in the air follow by evil laughters and lots of flying limbs. . . .Whahahahahaha!!

THEY gather in the midst of the night each armed with nothing in hand... (o.O) ...as usual, Mushroom was late but the other dare not utter a word except the pastor who gave a black face...Together this 7 went on with their most evil plan ever...to go fishing for PRAWNS!!!!

Like scavengers in the dark they took the public transport to their destination ( they are as poor as church mouses) and they were at the traffic light of DEATH...where they had to overcome tons of difficulites trying to get to the other side ( this is just sad la...7 person dun even noe how to cross a road...somemore got traffic light...haiz) They went in search for the weapons ( fishing rods where we had to rent) and i settle in a corner which stalking our prey from above...of coz they had cameras ready as they wanted to enjoy every moment of it...enjoy everypart of the suffering of the prawns from catching it....dismember its limbs...killing it and devouring it...

For 3 hours...the poor little victims were at their mercy...( they had claws so it wasn't so weak like i describe) The 7 of them toyed them around...celebrated their death with smiles and laughters...But the pastor didn't commit any sins...all he did was to relieve the hook off the mouths of the prawn ( truth is he sux and can't catch anything...LOL) As time pass The Pastor and Dog conscience got to them and they decided to chicken out ( they were tired was wanted to go home)...After they leave the fun has just began!!

Using a KATAR( scissor) Mr.Yakuza snap off the prawns claws one by one...with no sense of remorse...letting out evil laughter when watching the prawns struggle in torment and pain...and worse still he even made fun of the single limbed prawns...The male prawns were call 楊過...from the main character of 神鵰俠侶...and of coz those female with eggs were call 小龙女... one by one he chop off their limbs ( claws) and due to the intensity..one of the limbs flew toward mushroom...the distance bewteen her and the limb was only centrimetres away but she did not even move an inch or blink at all ( maybe her eye lid got prob...o.O ) what professionalism...*SALUTE!!

But the prawns were still alife... and Mr.yakuza decided to deal the finishing blow to them by driving wooden stick through their body...slowly and steadyly he pierce each stick throught the mouth of the 12 prawns...Then Mar Mar and Mushroom marinated them with salt and BBQ them...happily they cook them and celebrated their death by eating them........

Moral of the story...Being a prawn is a sad life..