Sunday, July 18, 2010

Tonight i am going find some reason why i am still single.

HERE GOES

1. I am very warm thanks to the lipids in my body and since its singapore and being 'too' warm is not a good thing.
2. all the good woman are married /attached.
3. Then there are those who have been hurt by others.
4. The man to woman ratio in the world happens to be 1 : 4. But we all know where they are from and we dun want them... NEVER!
5. This is the woe of some unfortunate man : being born short.
6. Karma : coz daddy isn't bill gates.
7. Being Asian... the girl that u like happens to be a SPG (Sarong party girl).
8. You just dun happen to look like 1 of the handsome / cute, Koreans singers / actor.
9. This is a killer (i love you but u do not share the same religious values as me)
10. You not the one.

Have i listed enough?? i can go on forever you know?? but lets not do it... and spare jack tonight. ^3^

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