Corportate Bastard...

Today i am going to blog about something very serious... How to survive in a corporate...

1. Observation...

Whenever you arrive at your work place.. The 1st person you know will be your supervisor for he/she will be the one to guide you... 1st act dumb and observe... don't produce results 1st.. wait and see how they react when you make a mistake and when they ask you to do something and you ask them back how to do it even if its something simple...

Reason : This will tell you what kind of people your supervisor is, if they are perfectionist or not... when they show you how its done, they will curse and swear at the previous person in your post who did the thing before and did not do a good job ( this only applies if you think that the previous person did a okay job yet they complain, if that is not the case... the previous guy really sucked ).

Also the way they talk... do they go all out to explain?? or just briefly and you are on your own... Only the patient ones all go out... the gan chiong ones will never do that... Normally inpatient people need the work done fast and sweet with no mistakes and also their temper is NOT VERY GOOD... Always ask the patient ones for guidance... only they can tolerate you ( lets face it, you new on the job, you know nothing and you are very much irritating )... so no one hates you on your first day and you won't start sneezing/ headache/ diarrhea when they curse you at night...

2. Taking sides

Usually its the battle of the sexes... If you work in a male environment, quarrel will be less since everyone is easy going... less gossip and whining but when its the other case... enjoy getting caught in the crossfire when they aim arrows / bullets / bombs openly at one another or even someone from another department...
Woman always try to amend the system, pick trouble with the system and create a new one but only gets you confuse with it... men live with the system and worship it even if it truly thinks Big Time... woman get killed by it...

3. The smart ones

The smart people are those who shut up, YES, its not those who openly raise up ideas in meeting but those who live with the way things are and even if they do make changes, they keep quiet about it and never ever brag about it seeking unwanted attention... Attention is the number one killer...WHY?? Here's why...

When they need help.. they look for u.... u help them coz you're acting Mr. Nice Guy obviously ( deep down you wish all these dumb faggots die )... and what do you get?? more people needing help with even the simplest stuff and you are unable to finish your own work coz you are too busy helping others... fuck...

Secondly, The management starts to take note of who is Mr FOI (full of ideas) and who is a potential for promotion which also means taking up a leadership role... But here's the catch... you get a promotion with no pay rise.. WHY??? Its always seems that when the market is bad then they need new ideas ( even the higher ups are lazy... its the truth... secondly they dun wanna get into hot soup by changing things when they are working fine..CAREER SUICIDE that why someone always get a promotions, YOU CORPORATE SCAPEGOAT! ) thus since times are bad... they will probably say...

" CONGRATULATION ON YOUR PROMOTION TO (*Insert Rank here*) BUT WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT TIMES ARE BAD AT THE MOMENT, WE REGRET TO TELL YOU THAT A PAY RISE AT THE MOMENT WILL NOT BE POSSIBLE, WE WILL REVISE AT THE NEXT QUARTER OF THE YEAR, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE CAUSED, WE HOPE TO SEE ACHIEVEMENTS FROM YOU "
See!! nicely settled, more work, no extra pay... wait there's more.. When you don't deliver since now you are the STAR of the team... you soon become a shooting star... quickly diminished in another term... YOU'RE AXED. *CHOP*

The quiet person does a little more work ( just a little coz no ones knows that he's capable) but yet has his/her job and bonuses yearly More importantly no one hates them, they dun gets curse at night or even when they are working...

Try to stay alive now . . . Play Nice....