Names?

So we give names to babies, pets, our gadgets or anything that u favour...I like cool and ususally names...names that people usually do not possess...HAH!! but i'm not talking about those names like papaya or durian...( u nv noe if some ass decides to be funny, however its more retarded than funny...) then there are the very common names which people seldom would want to name their children after...eg. Peter...John...Mary...Jane and the ever so 'WHORE' name Lulu...HAHAHA!!! who calls themselves Lulu...tranvetites maybe...since they have names like amy and such... so what's ur name?? yes...u reading my blog...ever wanted to be name differently out of the crowd??

People have adpoted japanese names nowadays...spanish... french or other european country names...but the worst names have to be from asian...

1.Tan Ah Kow - (dog) very common name in malaysia before it got ban

2.Lim ah huat - huat ah!!

3.Si ah lian (haha!!)

4.park blar blar ( HUH!?) korean

5.Mutu

6.Mohammed

7.Ali

A list of the most abuse names in Asian...then went english names came over to singapore...we have the ever so abuse name of ALVIN...so many people with this name..haha commner name...sad rite...to all the alvin in the world....u're so common...

so in order to not have a so common name...i suggest s'poreans having spanish names like miguel or fernando which is considered common in spain but not in sg...dun try anything funny and give ur kids wierd names like atomic or acid like the people in HK...whenever u watch a hong kong movie at the end of the show and the crew names are up...u'll notice wierd like those that i've just mention atomic..yes...atomic was what i noticed and i was thinking what!? an atom made this shit!? Whahahahaha!!!

I've already decided the names for my children =)

Ludavic for my boy...coz it sounds evil
Elizabeth for my girl...the name sounds graceful...

No chinese names for them...lets not ruined their lifes with chinese names...i made fun of tons of people's chinese names and lets not let karma get its way...so no chinese names..much as i hate mine...yuan szen (sheng) i feel retarded when i'm call by my chinese name..WHAHAHAHA!!

never take things for granted

I got relieve off my duties at work, its very shitty, never did i expect it to happen, i was thinking i will work there till i graduate but now its seems that it not possible...now to move to higher scapes of lifes or lower...financially dried out now...ouch!!

Before today i have some things i wanna blog about...its not about myself but some issues instead...however i completely forgot it so i'll forget it...

Inner Peace

ohmmmmmmmmmmmm........i need to find inner peace within myself...my mind is running wild...ohmmmmmmmmmm....peace be with me....ohmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nusery Rhymes

Ohhhh....welcome back to childhood...the youngest years of our lifes are filled with grandmother story, nusery rhymes and lots of police scaring cases...your parents would always threaten you that the police uncle will catch you if you do so and so...ok...let goes...stop 1 : Jack and Jill... =)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

see...this is bad...jack broke his head must have bled badly infact there's more to it..there was dark humour in this...

Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
To Old Dame Dob who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.

ok this verse is still alright...but next we had...

When Jill came in how she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Mother vexed, did whip her next,
For causing Jack's disaster.

Pain and suffering in this...why is nusery rhymes custom to this??

Now Jack did laugh and Jill did cry
But her tears did soon abate;
Then Jill did say that they should play
At see-saw across the gate.

WHAHAHAHAHA!!! BLACK HUMOUR...love it....


and even others too like...Humpty Dumpty...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

see...its all so torturous...he broke into many pieces...shattered so we actually are cultivated by dark tales since young...which explains my evilness which i'm proud of...HAHA!!

Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
And he switched it and he swatched it and it flew right away.

Here now we have a rabbit which tried to kill a fly...evil evil...but NICE!!! so can anyone explain to me why i'm not evil...WHAHAHAHAHA!!! loved it... anyway tribute to George Carlin who pass away recently to a heart failure...sobz...will miss his humour...

VISTA!?

omg...ytd i juz reformatted my lappy to vista and guess what...yes...its completely suck...my diablo 2 cannot run...some nudgy problems here and there...geez i wonder why it sucks so badly and the only thing nice about vista is that it looks like the mac...haha...other than that it compelety suck...so people if u wanna get Vista...dun bother...

Tell me why

Dun ask me why..but it seems that the girls around me seems to be more beautifully/cuter/everything nice...are my eyes playing trick on me?

Ain't the opposite sex just lovely...of course... then there are the socially wrong group of people who are the gays and butch...i've got nothing against gays but yes to butch...
Disgusting bunch of people...female to begin with...halfway through the process something went wrong...and its not just me who have something against them...but lots of guys too...as if it isn't hard enough to compete with guys for guys now these THINGS also wanna come in...social rejects of the modern day society...ok enough say...talking bout IT pisses me off badly....

Regarding my eye vision of seeing things much more beautifully...lets hope i dun make the wrong judgement...sekali i see bettina then eyes play tricks then bett become very beautiful...then siao liao...so i shall not believe what ever i see for these few days...also i'm hearing is not improving...still feels block but there is good points to it actually...i'll stick out my right ear to whom i dun wanna listen to then i need not...so if i stuck my right ear when trying to listen to u...i hope u get the hint...

Mr.M

Well...i'm turning 21 soon...but i feel like i was 30...maybe its due to me not shaving or the fact that i'm pretty deaf in my right year...oh well...ok...something funny happened at work today...i'm not suppose to disclose the person's name coz the person dun want me to do so...actually as a friend i should not have laugh bout this coz he could have been seriously injured in the process...

Ok...here's what happen...Mr. M and i was going to but dinner tgt...so we went down the escalator tgt...suddenly Mr.M started running against the escalator...he run and run but it seems to take quite sometime due to his slow speed and size...we're quite BIG in size...while he was running and running suddenly he lost his balance...i was halfway through the ride and i saw Mr.M swaying to the extreme left then to the extreme right...then all four on the escalator...here's the funniest part his shoe dropped during the process...and the shoe went down the escalator...i picked the shoe up and tried to throw it back...but i miss...haiz...luckily it nv got stuck between the gap...if it got into the gap then it would have been a really comical incident...
And the reason why he went against the escalator was becoz Tania paged for him then he started running but the worst is that when he got there Tania said its was ok...WHAHAHAHAHA...the moment i rmb the swayying part i kept laughing...omg!!
WOW...my dear Heti decided to quit smoking...there's nice...cheers babe...I feel like i'm ready for my next relationship...so girls out there...whoever is my next target..you're such a lucky girl =)
After deciding for some many phone...i've finally decided on the F1 motoroa razr2....YEAH!! I-touch on its way too!!

Ear drum Rockage

Back to school!! today i got back to school...and my ear drum which was swollen has yet to unswell...so whenever i speak...the sound ampilfies...its like a 1000v ampilifier in my ear...total rockage!!! its like a live 'KORN' concert in my mind for 24 hrs... 'love song for the dear departed, headstone for the broken hearted' ( lyrics from korn,lovesong) so that's nothing much interesting in my life now...but i'm getting 2 new gadgets next month...an i-touch and a new phone....either a N-76 , a motorola razr ferari edition or sony W980...they are both flip phone which is gonna be the next type of hp i'm gonna use....so looking forward to it!!

Phone call embrassment

Ok...When was the last time u made a phone call to a family or a friend and actually ask for them first... " hello, can i speak to so and so..eg...ah gou? " well...with the introduction of handphone which is very personal...asking for the person has become an extra step...so nowadays...if u call someone...u just say whatever u want without making sure whether if it is the person you are actually looking for...and i'm sure many of us has this habit and mindset that the person who picks up is the going to be the owner of the phone...yes...i of coz did the same thing and today i did it again...only to be so pai seh...

I called xiu zhen trying to ask her if our gang is meeting for lunch...so her hp ring for a few minutes then someone picked it up...so i said...eh...are we meeting today...the reply i got next was quite long..."HUH" then i ask again...the same type of reply..."WHAT"...did after that the person spoke...she said she was xz's mum...omg so pai seh...and she also say why i cannot recognise xz's voice...the reason is coz...my ear drum is swollen and i use my swollen ear to pick up the call...wth!! next time i call...i better wait for the person to make so noise 1st...

sickly little boy...

Today is already monday...have been fevering since last thursday...so its been 5 bloody days...this illness has really taken it toll on me...i'm very much fine ytd nite...until this morning i woke up...my right ear hurts like fuck...and i rmb this feeling...ear inflammation...so i didn't go to school today...haiz...when i thot my fever was gone it came back...i went to see a doctor again and he told me my eye drum are all swollen, i'm stll running a fever...seriously this time round..i'm very sick...i cannot burp or yawn if not...PAIN!!!

OUCH!!

sick for 5 days now...fevering for 3days already...highest record was 39.3...and all of this is happening in the PC show period...fuck!! nabe...i wanna work to earn money now i cannot go becoz i'm fucking sick and my throat cannot make it...inflame...haiz...ytd i work till halfway then had to go home coz i didn't feel well and i only sold 6 cameras its was ard 4 when i stop work...4 hrs 6 cameras...if i last till nite then mayb can hit 20 sets...if i all sell high end then its 20 X $10 or $16...then i'll be rich...hehe...but too bad some virus trying to kill me now...

I last night dream of a very wierd dream...in the dream got cihui and xiu zhen...( to xz and ch...whatever u read next...is merely a dream...) in the dream...me and ch attended a excursion or something then we ended up in some mountian top resort with other people...next thing i know...me and ch was standing in front of a reception table ( or something liddat) then the ch started to disturb me by blowing into my ear...after 2 times...she immediately kiss my lips...of coz i reacted by kissing back and after the kisses ( it lasted for quite sometime) ch said...so easy to handle ( in chinese)...next thing i know i was sitting beside xz who appear from no where...she wanted to borrow my toothbrush to brush her teeth...then i replied her...why would i bring a toothbrush out...next thing i know...they told me that this trip will be an overstay so i try to go home to grab my stuff...thinking how do i go home...that's like no transport in the mountians...and for some reason i ended up in sim lim square...why this dream is so random and there's completey no link...

Ahhhh~~~~

I'm sick...caught a damn cold...feeling feverish too...but this time round nobody to take care of me...no fish porridge...no pillow fights...no forced kisses...slowly and steadily i sink into my own black hole...the more i live...the more i realise that i'm not living...and the reason i fell sick?
I think it was the stalking i did the night before...I tend to put myself in a very stupid position in life...i accomplish nothing...i can't seem to get over YOU...so here i'm physically and mentally sick...depression will soon kick in...halluncation and stuff will soon cover me in a mist of misery...never have i feel so down in life...since the day i realise YOU were gone...I swore that my life is very much over and its proving me right now...YOU can ignore me...for YOU do not know the hardship of thinking about YOU every minute of the night...i do not even know if YOU are dead or alive...can YOU really bear to do this to me?? are YOU that heartless?? are YOU being manipulated by someone?? or . . . or . . . some many questions going through my mind every night and all i yearn for is just a very simple sms saying...'hey, i'm ok.' maybe that night at the river i should have ended it that and then...then i do not have to endure so this melancholy alone...while YOU could be merrying with someone else...do YOU even miss me a single bit... unlike others... we didn't part because we had no more love for each other...our love was strong but not strong enough i guess...must i go on my kneels to beg YOU to appear...or this is how you choose to settle between us...to ignore me...if so...then i'm pretty much really speechless...lets hope this is not your final decision...lets not end it just like this...

A true blue stalker

Today after watching kung fu panda with Dj and gary...we went to eat Soup Spoon after walking round and round in raffles city...we only found seats there are singlely seated...well... there was a crowded so we had no choice but what awaited us was simply mind blowing...ok...to begin with, the seats we had were higher than the table sits thus we have a very good 'cleavage' view...and right infront of us was a table of 4 ladies 20-30...1 had a awesome figure...her awesomeness blinded me...its juz pure hotness but the one to her left had the better looks...if them combined...omg!!! ...ouch...( nose bleed)...and for some reason..there happened to be a mirror rite infront of the table and yes...upskirt...i saw white...(girls who read this entry...u might say i'm a tiko pek but this is what happens when guys go out) For Gary and Dj who first time eat Soup Spoon...this is a bloody good experience...Clap Clap... 3 lucky bastards...

Ok...here's the stalker part...dropping at bedok Mrt...instead of going home...i went to stalk on my ex...can't seem to get over her...and its been freaking 4 months... anyway i was at her void deck ard 9 and left at 11...i sms her but she didn't reply...ard 10.45 i saw a couple entering her flat...it could have been her and that bastard or her sis and her bf...well i tink they saw me...i tend to like to do stupid stuff like secretly wait opposite her void deck for her to return...stupid stupid me...when i saw that couple...my heart sank...shatter into a million pieces...I hated the feeling..why must a break up be so harsh...it's like she disappeared from my life completely and here i'm worrying about her when she dun even know it...All i want is to see u again...why can't i even get the chance to do so...Its rained heavily through the wait too...i had to hide in a dome to escape from the rain...i thot i was safe until i realise this bloody dome leaks and soon i had no place to sit...so i walk through the rain to the opposite void deck and kept looking through the window...no sign of anything...feeling sad...i walked home...in the rain...
loving u seems to be so difficult... and a rat scared me when i was walking home...so scared of rats!! help!!

A burning romance

On nights like those where i desire for you...here's for you...

I should have memorise every scent of yours that triggers my lust for you
I should have longed for dusk for that moment that i can embrace you while we laid dormant
I should have hearken every whisper that you have mumble
I should have acted it out about how much you are missed
I should have try to savvy the very last moments that we shared
I should have disguise my emotions so i do not get rooted into your hearted
I should have learned to habour hatred for you
I should have laid waste to the very memories that once wrap us in a circle of felicity
I should have hid my very last breathe that i still loved you

I hear you no more, like a shadow in the night you vanquished without a trace,
Leaving me in a circle of death, never to escape, tormented and tortured for life,
For it is the very fact that i live to long for you,I was alive for you,
For i'm no longer living, for my passion has died,
For my desires burned into thin air,
For the world of happiness never would exist again,
For the nights where you would not appear again,
For love has died,
Never will it sparkle my fragile heart once more,
Never to feel my warm blood once more,
Never to hear a laughter so clear from the heart once more.
Never to hold you close once more, never to see you once more,
Such is my love for you for it never will come true once more.

Round stuff

Well...i realise that asians and round stuff nv quite goes very well...for example..sports...when the last time an asian team won the soccer world cup...? The answer is NEVER!! who plays in the NBA?? yao ming and?? er...another 1 or 2...what about tennis?? er...hmmm...golf?? wait... is that something singh guy considered asian....he's from fiji...oh dear...So as u can see we basically sux with round stuff...

Take sex for an example...asian have flatter chest than caucasians...they also have bigger balls than us!! yes i'm sure u know what i meant...think sexual...speaking of which...the longest dick in the world belongs to some black guy( 11-14 inch) ...asian are not even close...

What else?? er ..lets see...to add on to the sports part...our world super power China excels in almost every sport except for soccer and basketball where a ball ( which is round) is required...

Anyway...i shall welcome myself to the jungle...i have been sleeping in the living room for months now and i also realise that i'm not really sleeping alone...occasionally my brother joins me but most nights...the only companion i have is INSECTS...ants...a few days back a cockroach...and last nite a yellow bug actually rested on my pillow...BITCH!! that's my pillow...GRRRR!!!
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!! (by guns n roses)

Something's happening

Well...i dunno why but i seem to be trying too hard to enterain everyone...till the extend of lameness...trying to create conversations that suppose to be interesting but in the end bored everyone...seriously if i were them who got bored at a lamer talking rubbish...i would certainly ask the person to shut up...

YTD was out with Xiu zhen and Co. to Suntec...today with W55D to marina square...same area different mall... both went through city link...geez...why no one ever suggest going clubbing?? For almost 21 years..i only been to 2 clubs before...both in indonesia...which my cousin richard brought me there with his friends...but in SG nv...no st.james...no zouk....no MOS...haiz...wanna go see mumbo...sound fun...everyone with the same dance step....

BORE AH!!!!!

What a disturbance!

My week has been boring...went for dinner on monday with liang hong...dj...and gary @ Parkway Parade...we had Mos burger which was okay but too ex and anytime better than the nonsense i eat at home...at home the maid is trying real hard to make sure everyone get kidney failure...i think eating maggi mee also won't die so fast as compared to the maid's cooking...haiz...we understand that in your hometown (maid) salt is very precious...but hellooo.....welcome to singapore...salt is nothing here u idiot...

My maid is very the disgusting...a few weeks back...stan caught her drinking water directly from the water container in the fridge...motherfucking disgusting...fucking maid...at least get a cup, u fucking idiot...u know a C.U.P...the glass/ceramic thingy with a handle...comes in different colors and sizes shape like a cylinder...?? ever owe 1 before??? So wat u may say....nothing wrong what...but here's the catch...all my sibling are too lazy to get cups so most of the time we drink directly...since we're siblings we dun mind coz we have the same saliva but the maid?! OMG...is this a culture clash...but being 1/4 indonesia...and knowing some indonesians myself...we know what is respect...but this maid of mine is dumb beyond my imagination...she's lazy too...

If i were to do an inspection...i can easily spot many the places that have been neglected when she cleans (if it even is cleaned to being with)...clothes always not iron...not fold too...left in the wrong cupboard despite telling her whose is whose for like a gar-zillions times!! worse till folded but left in the bucket where it's collected....trying to piss me off?? whenever my dad calls for her...she acts deaf...sometimes i feel like talking a hard object and hammer her jia lat..!! jia lat...!! Here something i really cannot stand...she's like damn fat..yet she wastes food...buy food for her...she eats half and throws it away...wtf...can't she keep it for laters?? Even we dun thow away the food...what makes u tink u can do so?? It's not like u get alot to eat back in ur hometown too yet you waste food... screw up maid from hell!!
Dun ask me why...but i suddenly juz feel like scolding the damn maid and a cockroach scared me when i was typing this entry...appearing beside my lappy outta no where...gonna kill it tmr...pesticide the whole living room...!!! RAWR!!!!

holidays = Boring days

Yesterday was the happiest day of the month... PAYDAY (oi...i got no money...dun try and be so sticky to me) then i realise that our long time admin in the company is quiting...sianz...she's like the backbone of the company...if she quits then the promoters life will be in jeopardy...well i'm just looing forward to the hell... i'll go through next...My next mission is to go and hook up with the next admin...use my socialising skill consisting of lame jokes and sweet tongue flattering to win her over...then life will be easy for me again...i think..

Then at nite was chatting with Ying Xiang (who is my best friend in class) and i realise that some girls in class say me sei...hmmmm...oh well...i guess i'm just more open in class perhaps...but to think ying xiang stood me for me...so touched!!!! but here's the ironic part...1st day she saw me..her impression was that i'm a tiko-pek...sad la...why everyone judge me by my looks and it not like they're saying i'm cute....
When i was in sec 1...i got lots of god-sisters becoz they all say i very cute...and god sisters were the 'in' thing then...so i think i got at least 10...sekali who knows 8 years later...ppl say i look sei and not cute anymore....seriously...this is call Rude Awakening...GRRR...why liddat!?!?

Now is holidays...so guess what i'm doing? hehe....playing diablo 2 at home...so funnnn...ya rite....so fucking sianz...only xun fu ask me out to fix his psp at sim lim...do i look like i got the psp fixing face?? that time is xiu zhen's brother ask me go with him...now is xun fu...next is who?? my sister?? coz she also got psp...then before i know all my frenz with psp will be asking me to go fix with them...grrrr...sekali mine also spoilt...H.A.H.A. funny huh!?!?

I realise that Stan has been reading this girls blog...a girl that just join his church recently...( who would expect my brother to be christian) and this girl is 16 but she looks damn chao lao...however i muz admit...i word to describe...'CHIO'...as usual Alvyn was trying to condemn her...and finally he found something to...her nose..is quite big...but looking at Stan's...also damn big...like Chen Long...WHAHAHHAHHAH!!! wait i think mine also quite big ( use my hand and cover my nose)....with 1 hand i shall hit the publish post button to submit this entry....