Merry Christmas?

Merry X'MAS!!

Wait...its two days overdue... tribute and a moment of silence to those who died in the tsunami in 2004... i was almost one of them so i got lots of thoughts for them... R.I.P

ok... a moment is probably over...(this depends on how fast u read) anyway... yup...SANTA is a lie... i didn't get what i wanted so there isn't going to be a tribute and worship spot in my house for SANTA... haha! i think i wasn't a bad boy this year... i was a heart broken boy for sure but not a bad one... wait... i'm not a boy anymore!?!? so does that mean it didn't work cause i'm not a boy... damn... i miss out my chance but too bad SANTA so did u... LIAR!!!

Work is great thinking bout the money but i'm more interested in more money... lim bei work work work also got no aim in life... no frenz no nothing... KNN... my life rox... SONG!! ok... offically i think i'm going nuts... nothing i want now is happening... so i'm complaining and whinning in my blog now... WHAT THE FUCK!!... if only i can get a better paying job...plsssss... i need a better paying job... omg... sobz... being broke is killing me...

i got...

No Gf
No Money
No Life
No Satifcation in life

WHen someone is poor... they do not ponder what will happen when they die... life is like a game... ever play the game of life?? you start off as a fresh grad and you get married buy a house... have children... then retire... i think its the same... now i'm 21... 24 come out and work... if can then find a gf... then hao say then marry... after that buy hse.. have children then retired... wait for death... interesting... next 50 years have been planned for me...

MERRY CHRISTMAS... (well not all of you will have a merry christmas for some of you will... fall sick or even die... get dumped or maybe someone in the family has passed on...get involve in traffic accidents...) so i wishing all to try your best to have a good christmas...

ok...let's see what i did for the last few days...

monday... went out with the girls

tuesday... rot at home

wednesday... stay at home and rot

thursday... still rotting

Thanks for reading this awesome entry...

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I'm a nobody who benefits from the lies that you bring forth to children all around the world because you do not deliver whatever you have promised, my parents, relatives and friends are filling in your spot right now and giving me gifts but i'm also giving gifts to them too... And the more i writing this down... i start to wonder... where did you pop out from this christmas bullshit... isn't this suppose to be the celebration for 'the so call mighty invisible man's living in the skies son' who supposingly sacrifice himself for people who he do not know... so Santa when did u pop out... come to think of it... u do look like him... the messiah who might just fooled all of us... all you need to have is more lipo (fats) ... a pair of prescription eyewear a.k.a spectacles...and a red jump suit... some genetically modified reindeers... specifically one with a red nose whom u call rudolph... and we ever came up with a song for it...

You know Dasher, and Dancer, andPrancer,
and Vixen,Comet, and Cupid, andDonner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of allRudolph, the red nosed reindeerhad a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolphjoin in any reindeer games.Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:"Rudolph with your nose so bright,won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,you'll go down in history!

So Santa...here's your chance to redeem yourself... this weekend on Sunday... A.D 2008 21 Dec... i'm going to buy 4D... and the number i will buy is 8718... please make sure you sprinkle some 'magic' on me and let me struck 1st price... I unlike the others who only ask for gifts will actually worship you... a little corner in my house shall be named as Santa Corner for the believers and receivers...But since i'm at it... hers's a list of the thing i want to buy when i do struck the lottery on sunday... now now...your diginity is on this one Santa... its make or break for you...no seconds chances...i'm sorry...i had given too many chances and all my praying and hopes have fall on deaf ears...ok...here goes

Dear Santa... observe my wishlist...

Cash : SGD $5000 ( juz incase u give me the currency u use in the north pole)

or

Canon DSLR 50D kit-3...

A new laptop which i have yet to decide but lets go with the Mac-Book Pro...

More money to buy lenses to go with my DSLR...

How bout a new girlfriend too... juz 3 criteria...

Smart, beautiful / sweet and rich...

This is what i want for christmas, Santa... sure hope you can deliver this time round... Merry Christmas...HoHoHo?!?!

Its time to lose weight after so many attempts...yet all i losing is my balance... gaining weight instead of losing it... OMG!?
Now i'm gonna list reasons why i should lose weight...

1. To look better
2. to be able to fix into clothes
3. to save me the trouble to alter my jeans
4. to be healthy
5. to get a gf / wife
6. to scold someone else a fat ass...pua kia!
7. to prove to people that i can lose weight
8. to have girls surrounding me and asking me how i did it
9. to be able to buy health insurance policies
10. to be able to take less space on the public transport
11. to not crush my gf/wife when we're making out
12. to blend into friends...unless all my friends are fat asses
13. so i can eat more unhealthy food
14. so my children don't blame me that my fat genes got to them
15. so i can be the only Santa that can squeeze down the chimney
16. So people selling health produce will not appoach me
17. so i don't end up dying after eating slimming pills
18. so i can actually see my neck
19. so my gf can hug me without complaining
21. to have a waist
22. to not get stereotyped
23. to not be rejected by girls saying...i'm sorry...i don't like fat guys
24. so i look good in pictures
25. to hear people say wow... u lose so much weight... while looking at past pictures
26. to join my brothers six-packed gang
27. to not snore at night
28. to look good infront of gf family
29. to make my family( extension) say hey u finally lose weight
30. to tell a fat ass in the face who says they can't lose weight that they actually can...

Plans

Its almost chirstmas soon... what are your plans this year??
I'm thinking of renting 'home alone' videos and watching it alone in my living room with all the lights off... enjoying snacks and drink this christmas... it will be juz me and myself...hopefully it rain and i have a sexy night... Since we got no winter and it freaking hot even at night... the rain creates an artificial atmosphere... if u're in the christmas mode like me... then its time to plan...

My fav. christmas was spend with my family on Deli...my cousins island... on christmas night, we went night fishing...fucking awesome... then next day... Tsunami...fucking not awesome... except for the death of many... its was an awesome X'mas...Last X'mas was spend with a special someone who run away... but nvm the less... still awesome...

X'mas has always leave a holiday impression where ppl dun have to go and work and everyone can hang out at home to watch home alone...ain't that super fun... Ain't U looking forward for it too??

Girls have strength too... i got bumped by hui yan and fishy in sch today... and i swear...i lost balance both time... my heart almost came out and i hit the walls... fucking hurts... omg...i'm getting bullied in school...

Ytd i saw a bangala kena bully by a chinese guy at woodlands MRT, apparently... the bangala accidently kicked the chinese guy in the leg and did not say anything, the chinese got fed up and grab him by him bag while they coming tapping their cards out of the station...then the chinese threaten to call the police unless the bangala pays him... me and the girls saw it and watched for a while before i went to inform the incident to the control station guy... but when i did... the show was also over and maybe the chinese guy realise what i was doing and walked off... fucking sad man...extorting money from a person who is even much poorer than you... feels like some ancient drama...

I got a song that i never once own but brings back a lots of memories... " what will i do" i use to hear it from someone elses phone as an alarm every morning and suddenly grabbing hold of it makes me emo...wtf...

I think my collection of emo songs are ever growing and the title of King-Emo is not far away from my grasp...if only i drove... i might start running into people because i'm emo... oh great... now i'm downloading old songs... 'Tell laura i love her' by Ray Patterson...

Oh Great...mom's dad is here... i expect lots of mumbling and quarrels between my parents and him over some ridiculous issues... damn... i'm glad that i've decided to not come home so early from today onwards till he goes back... hse too crowded...no privacy... fucking sad...

The long awaited song "说好的早餐呢" is finally out... below are the lyrics uploaded by me...


妳的头发凌亂著 在这个时刻

我一大早起来很快乐 早餐快到了

继續莫名的拉扯 我以出门了

而妳斷斷續續唱著歌 还在洗澡呢

時間過了 我的 巴士已经到了

你刚好 只是 穿衣服 一开始都很兴奋

我在短信里写着 才发现你其实都 还没出门 怎麼了

妳迟了 說好的早餐呢 我懂了

不說了 茶淡了 面凉了

胃酸与不消化的感觉 在我肚里吵着 那些饱過的感覺都太深刻

我都還記得 妳迟到了 說好的 早餐呢 我疯了 发火了 肚烂了 饿死了

只是你搭的巴士车還没到呢 要怎麼start呢

妳的头发凌亂著 在这个时刻 我一大早起来很快乐 早餐快到了

情緒莫名的拉扯 我以出门了

而妳斷斷續續唱著歌 还在洗澡呢

時間過了 我的 巴士已经到了

你刚好 只是 穿衣服

一开始都很兴奋 我在短信里写着 才发现你其实都 还没出门

怎麼了 妳迟了 說好的早餐呢 我懂了 不說了 茶淡了 面凉了

胃酸与不消化的感觉 在我肚里吵着

那些饱過的感覺都太深刻 我都還記得 妳迟到了 說好的 早餐呢

我疯了 发火了 肚烂了 饿死了

只是你搭的巴士车還没到呢 要怎麼start呢 怎麼了

还没到 說好会 准时的 我懂了 迟到的 王八蛋 去死吧 我被你骗了

我不等了 說好的 早餐呢 才发现 没带钱 没办法 得等你

只是你搭的巴士车還没到呢 要怎麼start呢