It was 2 in the morning and i wanted to grab a drink b4 i go to bed so i went to the fridge and grab the bottle of strawberry yogurt juice which stan bought...hehehe...then when i was finish and decide to close the door after placing the bottle back...a LIZARD jumped off from the fridge door...out of shock...i slammed the door and went to tell my other brother. Alvyn bout it...he demanded that i flush the lizard out b4 it eats the food in the fridge...i didn't wanna do it coz it was bed time and i needed the sleep however i had to do it bcoz i "LOVE' my family and "DO NOT" want them eating lizard leftover (i'm starting to regret now, imagine their faces when they find a rotting lizard there).
I went over to the fridge again, slowly opening the frige door from the side hopinbg that it will juz jump out and save me the trouble but noooooooo...it decided to play hide and seek...little did he know his penatly was death for this game...so i had no choice but to slowly remove everything from the fridge... knowing that a lizard's reflexes was quick...i started probing the object violently that i wanted to remove before removing it...thus the lizard do not follow the item out...i was afraid it jumped on me...fucking digsuting if u ask me...Ok...after clearing half the fridge...yet it's no where to be found...fucking lizard...won't u juz rest it and spare me the agony of suffering shock and jump out of the bloody fridge...
Then the next item i poke was a can of Chang beer...a nice chilled can of Chang beer sitting in the middle of the fridge...so the same action apply...a violent probe...ok...nothing then i lift the can up and looked at the other side of the can... FUCK!!!!#$&%
Mr.lizard was half hanging there with half its body in mid air...shock and too sudden for me...i throw the can of beer back into the fridge and i was damn sure it land directly onto the lizard...imagine...
weight of beer - weight of lizard =
= excess weight
so we add gravitional force and force of me throwing the can down...plus it was a direct hit..
thus i conclude that i'm quite* (check this word out in the dictionary,it means very, absolutely) sure i killed it...then it juz laid there..i tink i have something with dead stuff lying on the floor\desk\fridge* (fridge is exremely rare) i mean how many ppl\insects\lizards are killed in the fridge... i juz cannot get over the idea to remove a dead lizard from the fridge...DEAD...what if it suddenly jumped up...i'm not gamed for that kind of shock...so i ask Alvyn to help mr remove it but he was making a fuss bout it...and insisted that i use a tissue and a glove to work my way around it...so i went to the drawer to grab a pair of rubber glove and also 3 pcs of tissue and finally remove the fucking lizard...now i'm here...3.10...blogging thx to a fucking lizard which make me lose sleep...
'R.I.P' lizard
,and fuck you. . . . .
