Ding Dong! Somebody pressed my doorbell... since Stan was at home, he went to get the door... came this auntie in an fake accent... acting all goody goody and stuff... The first question she popped was : would you choose money or wisdom?? shit!! first thing i knew is that she coming to preach... can i call the police?!?! Since stan is a Christian... he starting making a conversation about Solomon... she ask stan do he think that god has a name... she didn't have to ask Stan because i know the answer... His name is DOG... GOD & DOG... see the link??
This fucking old lie is going way out of hand... after so many millenniums... its still going on... 1 of the main reason for war is religion... anyone realise?? terrisotist... protesters VS catholic... think about it... a world without religion...
I'm gonna come up with some plans to piss the preachers off my house door and here it goes...
1. Are you preaching... u do realise that it is illegal in singapore right?? so u want me to call the police or u leave now?
2. so u want Allah to strike u?? ( do dress in a sarong / song ko)
3. The auntie approach to sales person... shaking ur hand violently...saying 不要买，不要买，不要买，不要买，不要买 then slam the bloody door...
4. Ask this question... so... if i do kill someone and then i go to church... am i relieve of my Sins ( the answer would be yes, then move the target of someone to the person preaching... ) saying then i suppose i shall kill u 1st... Then go to church...
5. Do u heard of Satan?? he's in my bath room now... wanna meet him?? ( u run to the room coming out dressed in a black cloak armed with 2 choppers shouing "KILL ALL")
6. say 'WHAT...PLEASE FUCK OFF" then slam the door...
See... there are so many ways to do this... next time someone knocks on ur door... feel free to use any of this methods to save ur time and effort talking to them... Cheers!!
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