School started two days ago... I'm impressed over how smoothly the lessons were and the people in my class...surely this is a good semester and i now know a lot more people... the ice breaker wasn't that hard... eventually it began to be very fun in class BUT i must remind you that this is only the second day of life and the real challenge would come with i have my face off with goh chee keong and pearly (i wish i don't ever have to type, spell, read or think about this name again) .
Just now when i was walking home... some cyclist cycled by and immediately my first perception was... is it a bangala, MIC or malaysian kia... as he move closer, bangala was out as he was yellow (asians are yellow even if we look brown) then as he came closer... it was even more obvious... the hairstyle would be the clue... malaysian kia have spiky head even if its long.. it seems spiky and for some fucking reason wet...It muz be hair gel..seriously who still uses gel in such an era... looking at the face was the best... I must remind you that cyclist are never handsome guys... no matter what and how or even how low your standards are... that is the reason why i try not to cycle as much as possible... when i walk past a chick... i wanna look her thoroughly... sort of like scanning her with my eyes from top to bottom and if the chance permits... Smell her scent and that is exceptionally important... a woman's scent is the way to a guy's heart...
Imagine your girl friend stinks... while making love... here you are having the best time of your life but your nose is having the worst day ever... as it is sniffing her right under her sweat glands... omfg... get what i mean... but still... if you really love her... it's still possible... because love blinds,block,disrupts any flaw in her... isn't love the worst?
True story of the day : bad breathe
Some colleague was telling us about this at work... on how bad breathe has lead to a foursome...
Aparently this girl has bad breathe and her bf wanted to dump her... but they held on as he wanted sex... eventually he try to throw the girl to the best friend as he couldn't take her breathe... but even this friend also couldn't stand it and also held on just for sex... This girl then had the eyes for my colleague and for some screwed up reason... a foursome occurred... but the funny thing is that after 4 hours of sex and all... no one had even kissed her once... fucking funny.... i wonder how many times that girl actually orgasm in that 4 hours... I'm just wondering... nothing more...(WINK)
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