Romantic pharses??

Now folks... you think that you're romantic? you lover love to hear your mushy sweet talking? Think again... i'm gonna expose you now...

you Shine in the night skies - i see ghost

Wind in your hair - your hair very messy

skin as smooth as milk - your 're fat ( skin expand )

cherry like lips - pathetic small mouth...cannot open bigger and eat faster is it...

your eyes sparkles under the light - you better see an optician...

I love the way you look tonight - i hate the way you look on every other nights...

you are my one and only - this is the 14th girl i say this to already...

i wanna be there for your in every moment of your life - i'm a stalker... beware...

would you marry me? - erm.. wanna take up the full time maid post with no pay in my house?

i long to hold you every night before i sleep - but when i wake up... i wish it is another i'm holding on to...

fate brought us together - why i so suay know u?

i don't wana live a life without you - coz u pay for my bills and expenditure...

When i look in your eyes... i see love - when i look downwards... i see sex...

I live to love you - so if you catch me fooling around... it not me... it's the dead me... you cannot blame me...


Okay... i can only think of this much for now....