Revenge?

Oh fuck... yes...it's about a lizard again...nopez...it didn't poo on me this time round but i killed it...'accidently'...but i was protecting myself...ok here goes...

It was 2 in the morning and i wanted to grab a drink b4 i go to bed so i went to the fridge and grab the bottle of strawberry yogurt juice which stan bought...hehehe...then when i was finish and decide to close the door after placing the bottle back...a LIZARD jumped off from the fridge door...out of shock...i slammed the door and went to tell my other brother. Alvyn bout it...he demanded that i flush the lizard out b4 it eats the food in the fridge...i didn't wanna do it coz it was bed time and i needed the sleep however i had to do it bcoz i "LOVE' my family and "DO NOT" want them eating lizard leftover (i'm starting to regret now, imagine their faces when they find a rotting lizard there).

I went over to the fridge again, slowly opening the frige door from the side hopinbg that it will juz jump out and save me the trouble but noooooooo...it decided to play hide and seek...little did he know his penatly was death for this game...so i had no choice but to slowly remove everything from the fridge... knowing that a lizard's reflexes was quick...i started probing the object violently that i wanted to remove before removing it...thus the lizard do not follow the item out...i was afraid it jumped on me...fucking digsuting if u ask me...Ok...after clearing half the fridge...yet it's no where to be found...fucking lizard...won't u juz rest it and spare me the agony of suffering shock and jump out of the bloody fridge...

Then the next item i poke was a can of Chang beer...a nice chilled can of Chang beer sitting in the middle of the fridge...so the same action apply...a violent probe...ok...nothing then i lift the can up and looked at the other side of the can... FUCK!!!!#$&%

Mr.lizard was half hanging there with half its body in mid air...shock and too sudden for me...i throw the can of beer back into the fridge and i was damn sure it land directly onto the lizard...imagine...

weight of beer - weight of lizard =
= excess weight
so we add gravitional force and force of me throwing the can down...plus it was a direct hit..

thus i conclude that i'm quite* (check this word out in the dictionary,it means very, absolutely) sure i killed it...then it juz laid there..i tink i have something with dead stuff lying on the floor\desk\fridge* (fridge is exremely rare) i mean how many ppl\insects\lizards are killed in the fridge... i juz cannot get over the idea to remove a dead lizard from the fridge...DEAD...what if it suddenly jumped up...i'm not gamed for that kind of shock...so i ask Alvyn to help mr remove it but he was making a fuss bout it...and insisted that i use a tissue and a glove to work my way around it...so i went to the drawer to grab a pair of rubber glove and also 3 pcs of tissue and finally remove the fucking lizard...now i'm here...3.10...blogging thx to a fucking lizard which make me lose sleep...

'R.I.P' lizard
,and fuck you. . . . .

Pissed off...

My lappy is out for good..fuck it...kena lizard urine after that...a whole night of misery...

Blog re-open

This Blog is re-open just for W55D...So far i'm favourite Class in RP...Was very fun having all of you in this part of my lifes and i cannot bear to part but that's just life... I wish everyone well for next school term and those who choose the same elective as me... ( Environmental Science) hope we're in the same class next sem too... i shall pray to GOD.... er...wait...i don't believe in GOD...oh well...In this entry, i shall tell my tales about everyone of you and hope you tag me to tell me that you agree or disagree or insult me...HAHAHA!!!!
WARNING: ENTRY MAY CONTAIN UNWANTED/UNFAVOURABLE INFORMATION!!!

Ok...now to start the Ball rolling...this entry will be in alphabetical order so firstly we have...
But first...i must apologise if some comments are long and some are short...it just show how well i understand you...

Amelia: My first thought about u was...do you like guys or girl...haha...and soon it turn out that you know xiu zhen and are pretty close... xiu zhen told me that you are a nice person... from my observation...Amelia seems to be the pillar of 'jing sheng' among the gang of friends... Amelia can also be very hard working in work and nice knowing you...


April : April, April, April.... always so innocent but after i heard your secondary school stories...NO MORE!!.... i love your classic face when u suddenly freeze after laughing insanely...bring back a laugh no matter when or where...haha...will rmb that...april U loves to sing rite...yet keep telling me you cannot sing...Liar...WAIT... dun try to act like u're crying coz it really is very alike and i almost took it for real...But now i know it fake so u can't decieve me anymore...WHAHAHAHA...did i mention that u're also...super smart??


Cindy : See la cindy...always don't come to school...now i got nothing to write about you...but i try la ok? Cindy is older than me...hehe...always kena suan bout ur age...and i like to drag you down with me into the 'adult' catergory which you seem to deny very violently...why cannot just admit it!? haha!!! stop watching porn in your...ur lagging comp kena virus and the Jap porn starting playing on its own...DUN DENY!! but cindy... i like ur company... having u in class is fun...if u turm up that is...but nooooo...always so busy with ur FYP... but glad u still got ur gang in the class...HAHA...enjoy a equally good second semester but abit hard la...coz this class ROX ASS!!!

Daniel (locking) : whoa bu jian dan lei!! seems to be your favourite pharse...haha...i alway make fun of u but hope u dun mind coz it was fun...B-box i really cannot make it thus in the end become u solo but the locking moves you are cool but i like more violent 1...like the one jun xian performed..hand stand! Always team with sherman very fun hor...can slack..haha...stop head-shotting me in CS... NABE!!

Daniel (ah beng) : Another never see much person... DA GE hao!!! i rmb u having tatoos and since i influence everyone that u're DA GE...everyone assumes that u're an Ah Beng... Sorry bout that but i can heard many things about you that you're very friendly and such...well...i think i can learn more if you turn up more often...its seems that the Guitar and Cars are what you love...and we're similiar...i also wanna do a eye-brow piercing but it seems to troublesome and we both look beng BUT we're not..thumbs up for that!!

Delwyn : Either nv come, come late or never come...delwyn always so sleepy in class..at nite dun cheong too much la... u got spilt personality rite...i heard from someone in other class...outside like siao siao..in school transform into EMO-Ranger...GO GO EMO-RANGER...

Eugene : OMG...It's EUGENE...U're the perfect guy in every aspect of life...absolute sense of humour...I think i'm so in love with you... Your ever so evil heart has a soft side... which makes you a Romantic Lover to Possess... I shall now Brand you.. Mr. Perfect!! CLAP CLAP!!!!

Guhen : Abang Guhen...have enuf of my racist jokes?? haha...the nicest indian friend i ever had...infacti dun even consider u indian..u're just guhen...the ultimate singapore sport fan...mulitple facture sportsman and tons of hard work...i cannot imagine people enjoying singapore's sport so much... u nuts huh??

This is getting hard coz i realise i dun really know everyone well...

Hui Ling : Guitar Guitar Guitar...seems like its your life...how can we have so many guitar freaks in this class?? sorry i dun now well of u but i'm positive that u're a good person...cheers

Hui Yan : HAHAHA..fun hor??kena bullied by me then in the end u bully me...LOL... hui yan ah hui yan...can use some deodorant?? sorry didn't mean to say this but...muz be frank...dun be angry hor... regrets...should have bullied u more!Anyway i don't think u can tolerant much of my lameness anymore...ain'tu like glad the semester has finally ended...later u kena the same class as me again than i shall do what i miss out...BULLY you...steal all your sweets, switch on ur lappy plug and everything evil...WHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Iszuan : joker!! u damn joker la...fucking hell..u and ur nonsense was what makes the class fun sometimes...(most of the time is me) stop sleeping in class...u remind me of a sherpard...esp the way u sleep...u back flip rocks...and i didn't know u can ride a Bike...stunning... catch u ard in sch... stop eating french fries... (they ain't french to start with)

Jackeline : Hello fellow IG member...don't be so angry about the 'green' jokes...i dunno why but it seems that u dun really like me saying u but u seem to have more tolerance towards jun xian and fishy...anti me izzit...a Motherly figure...haha...dun always be so nice nice to people coz they will end up on top of u ( juz like jun xian) but it can't be help coz jac jac ( that's you ) is too kind hearted... The person with the best impression in the class after u scolded me bastard...image ruined...so i guess i'm still the best then...oh well..it can't be help i suppose...i'm juz too perfect...u very modest hor...always saying u're not smart and always working so hard...i like that attitude...keep it up!!! LIVE GREEN...no la....sorry sorry...dun beat me or scold me ok...will hurt my feelings and the impression i have in you (-_-")

Jeremy : Another Da ge...hey lor mee... u idolise me izzit... always trying to come and pei he me...wanting to learn what i learn and do what i do...come on...show some originality...u can do it...however...i'm still better...i'm Mr.perfect...don't u get u...u'll always be a fake...not even a mirror image..DA GE...u got bad breathe leh...try to freshen it up....i dun tink u noe it...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON...SWIM ON (dream on by aerosmith)

Jing Yee : Pish is ur newest nick ( pig + fish) see la...who ask u act smart...use pig as a nick...now got new nick...whahhaa... hey fishy...u voice is quite unique hor...a mix blend of kiddy voices...i got so confuse that i dun now when u're acting cute and when u're not...coz they all sound so cute...haha!! Come on..hit me...i like to kena hit...i think i'm sadist... with you around...times flies coz when people are happy....time flies... ur sudden karate chops are really very sudden and seriously when u drink something next time... DON'T sit infront of me...i do not enjoy merlion spraying stuff at me...dun bite me too...i know u got extra teeth...first part of sem...i tink u quite anti me...see me bo song...luckily now never...if not u wouldn't have known how perfect i'm...did u chose the same elective as me...hope i can kena whack by u again...damn fun...OUCH!!!!...dun hit face...i earn money using my face!!!!

Jun Xian : We can spot u in almost everyone home, u're the basic element in the periodic table...who are you?? SODIUM...hahha jun XIAN...i think my house got some of u in...i think its the head part coz its looks so ah beng...haha...somehow...we got closer and closer as we share more to each other in class ( not in a gay way) my toilet mate...NO NO..we ain't doing anything funny in the toilet...but we click well...why??? we damn talk cock... U always seem to have girl problem hor...relax la...there's so much into life than girls like. . . .er . . .hmmmmm...ok fine..girls are almost everything in life...if it gets too fucked up..maybe it is time to let go...and PPl...when he say he cannot play pool..ITS A LIE!!!! but also true...coz he kept losing to me...HE sux!!

Kevin : Wassup Amporphous... i thot we would never go well ( i sort of stereotype ppl) but it seems that i was wrong...u're a nice guy to hang around with and ur cold jokes are not to be reckon with...thank you for your contribution to global warming...( from the members of conservation IG..... ME) that day i saw u playing rugby...u look like tinman in Wizard Of OZ running...LOL... dude..u're so stiff but u got a very funny face and i bet the Lion is Sherman and Guhen is someone else...dun gay around with sherman to much...i bet u join rugby so u can touch guys rite...gay shit...LOL!!!!!

Kat : meow? moew? moew? moew? moew? decipher yourself ( will decipher upon request)

Mardia : All i rmb is copying ppls's slide and complaining my music is bad when yours is worse!! we builded a treehouse???? love ur audio cable... This mardia comments must change...Mardia is a very nice person actually but because i'm too blind to see thus came out the last entry...my bad!!! seriously...u came from a religious school?? i still cannot believe it leh mardia...being the only malay girl in class must be hard and yes...the tree house songs have been stuck in my head...see la...all ur fault...!!!

Peggy : Seriously...ur dog is so full of happiness being love by you...until that day u said u always treated me as a human... u mean u always think that i feel that i'm like a dog?? haha... ICE QUEEN...dun freeze me up ok?? show ur warmth aura which u actually possess under the cold skin...u skin is very fair rite...muz be lots of girls envy...which all blends well with ur ICE QUEEN image... cute la u...when i praise u always so happy...but i wonder is it real??? or u juz pei he me only... HAHA...!!!!

Rohinee : try not to be so anti-social...haha...

Sarina : Professor...u like to come late rite?? i also....hahaha...i duno how u manage to absorb so many information...u got a sponge brain?? ( i meant that in a good way) u're just so sweet la...haha...sorry if u feel neglected in class...but its hard to convert from chinese to english sometimes esp when i get use to speaking chinese to some ppl...hehehe...have fun in ur holidays

Sherman : Mr.Lion... ROAR!! sherman ah sherman...say wanna drive me back until now i haven see ur car even once yet...Second Funniest guy in class ( i'm the funniest...i'm the JOKE) but i also realise something...u're quite smart right...u smart alec...but too clichy on ur previous class frenz...neglect us....sad la... dun touching me pls...my nipples are not meant for u....u sick bastard...damn talk cock too...which is a totally cool qualities...thx for the money in maple...LUBCHU ( love you but dun touch me)....

Ying Xiang : Ok...this is the last 1 le and this is a truly valuable friend i made in class...Chao Ah Lian...u're the first friend i made in class...BITCH!! don't ask me to STFU coz i won't and you know it...emo emo emo...but with me around...you can forget it la hor...i so bloody funny...my jokes and me...will miss our lame picture taking moments...T_T feel like crying...if you got anything to share with me by all means...and i hope if i wanna swine...u better get really hor...u and ur zhang dong liang damn funny and the way u portrait ur life is like damn sad but u'reactually luckiler than me leh...u like so concern about people ard u hor...come and gimme some concern la..i got financial crisis leh..go find a job and work to gimme money la BITCH!!!! haha...i hope u know all the Bitch i scold u i dun mean it... but somehow i mean it abit...got new friends then dun want me already rite ( SHOUTOUT TO ALL...THIS IS MY FRIEND BACK OFF!!! OR DIE DOING SO) u can never escape my clutch...u can run but u cannot hide de...no point doing so...i will hunt u and lame u till u buay tahan...nabe stop stressing me...i'm trying to type mushy stuff here...Tan Ying Xiang...I love you( as a friend,dun think too much) ...U're the BEST!! (after me that is).

I'm MR.PERFECT

BYE BYE

I shall abandon this blog for now.

Lets educate the public

Today i'm gonna teach you all a lesson in life which has been taught to you many times before...nv judge a book by its cover... i was at work at AMK courts today...and to my horror YY was working that...that idiot...always so talk cock...till the extend that he's not fucking funny anymore... we went for lunch together then he started to ask me why i nv smoke? so my reply was...juz because i have a few earhole and a outrageous hair style doesn't mean i smoke...lol...then we went back and the canon promoter also ask me the same question...he commended that i look fierce when i nv smile but when i do i look cute...fuck...he's a guy for heaven's sake...if it's a girl then its will be pleasant but a GUY?? Omg...let me stab myself tonight...ouch....

YTD went to party world with 5 girls and only me 1 guy...hehehe...

From left to right...Cindy...hui ling...Amelia...Peggy...Hui yan...

With me being the only guy...i sang all the duets with them...but sometimes i end up singing the girls part...which was damn gay...haha...had to use 'jia ying' all the way..and guess what?? we actually have hidden talents on our class...omg...peggy and cindy can actually sing very well... and i realise the older i get the worse my singing gets...oh crap...hehehehe...all the girls actually have the '自 high' ability...especially when we sang...你最珍贵...when i gave the watermelon to peggy instead of the rose which were all red then she wanted to return it to me but i ate it from her hands and everyone started clapping...LOL?!?!

Then there was the super mono tone duo of hui yan and hui ling...maybe coz the names got 'hui' thus they are monotonous...hmmm...muz be...but then Hsu hui xin can sing well lei...hmmm...so i shall conclude all the 'HUI" in rp are 'monotoners' hehehe...and Amelia...was quiet all the way..i dun rmb hearing her sing except a japanese song...which she dun even enjoy the MV...

Of course there was me...who sang almost everything...damn bad boy...i mean man...yup i'm a adult now... =)...i wanted to sing alot of songs but got no chance =( muz go again soon...train up my voice...RAWR!!!

Long time no blog

Long time no blog...today a 'fan' came up to me with a disappointed look asking me why i nv blog...well my thought flow ain't flowing very well recently and all the stuff i wanna blog about are too brief...making it bored for me to blog...so...u know the rest of the story...

Last nite i went to cut my hair at hair mechanic and i muz say i really like to get my hair cut there...lots of surprizes everytime...haha...but not everyone will agree so if u guys got whatever comments that i do not like to listen...SHUT THE FUCK UP!! if u wanna make noise...go cut a hair that is fucking unique and looks good then come and comment me...if not seriously just...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I dun take No for an answer!!! U're in no position to comment me coz u're not much better...for people who are with the hair style...thinks that its a 'unique' or outrageuos look...u're welcome to come up and say...'wow, ur hair is really one of a kind'...

Anyway...after i cut my hair...i met up wth julie...and we went to coffee bean for coffee...this time i was out to try new flavour and i spotted the ice blend name "Black Forest" the below reads...cherry with expresso beans...so i was like...hmmm...wth...lets try this shit...ok...it taste like coffe but with a pinch of strong cherry taste...not very nice...the cherry was the processesed type used for baking....u know? the type for cup cakes which we usually use as topping...for some reason me julie and i dun have much in common but we got lots of rubbish to talk about...let intro her abit...she working as a full time promoter for panasonic...she around my age and she a ah lian...hahaha...no la...but then again yes...she half lian, half not lian...halfing...haha...anyway saw a fucking rat when we were at the bus stop...scare the shit outta me...i fucking hate rats...

I forgot to add this part... shit...ok...i saw this thing looking like a lamp post so i ask julie what was it...as it contain a yellow fluid inside...turns out that it is the target beer barrel which i muz say looks really good...but the taste of beer is not very 'enjoyable' so i ask julie why people wanna drink beer...and guess what she answeres...'因为穷'....WHAHAHAHA...i was laughing my ass off at the coffe beans while the malays kept staring at our table...i dun know why but we keep surrounded by malays...( re-added on 12.7.08)

The cherries i had were red...The cherries i Hate are BOTH...this cherries SUX!!! Artificial!!

Side A..style as per normalSide B...shave bald this part...T think i looks like Edison Chen...If only i could repeat his scandal...T_T

X marks the spot =X...now find the treasure!!

I love my new hair...why? coz i design this myself...WHAHHAHAHA!!!

Its was my birthday on monday and for my 21th birthday...my classmates gave me cake...they didn't really got a Cake cake but at least i got this...which i'm so touch and they all sang a happy birthday song for me...which i was so touched...haven heard that shit song from frenz since 7 years old...so what presents did i get this year...hmmm...i bought myself a I-pod Touch and my sis gave me a crumbler laptop bag...i wonder if she share the cost with my elder brother...

W16L...went to eat steam boat with me at tian tian steam boat...which was quite good...but they haven give me present and b'day cake...after organising some many for them i didn't even get 1 lor...haiz!! SO i shall conclude...W55D is better!!! to be exact..the GIRLS of W55D are the best...hahaha...( esmond and xiu zhen gave me a treat already...so they are one of the best too! )

Meet Ying Xiang...My best friend in class...1st to buy cake for me... =) whoa...we both wearing earphones...so got 'mo qi' hehe...too bad she got bf...

Kena Bash By Goldfish (Jing Yee)NOOO!!! ARGH!!

My birthday cakes/tarts...whatever...love them

My new Crumbler Bag...WHAHAHAHA!! all black...not very pleasant..I love the green inside...WEEE!!!

Meet my I-Pod Touch...My love for now...

Anway i down the tart in one mouth...I've got a big mouth...

Victory...!!

Signing off!!

The stunning truth!!

News was on channel 5 about Anwar sodomy charge...

my dad, younger brother and me was watching/ listening it...

Stan commended : he sodomise his chauffer and another man...

Dad : how did u know??

Me: pointing at stan, he's the other man...

everyone laughed out loud!!

WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!