Raining in the month of march

From left to right... Nicholas, Daniel, Eugene(me), jeremy and cecilia



I seriously do not need what the hell is wrong with the weather nowadays... raining almost everyday when its already so so close to summer... worse part... it rains when u're just about to prepare yourself to go out and due to the change of temperature. It makes me even lazier to do what i'm suppose to... but that didn;t stop me from going out still...

Met the team bout 2 at somerset Mrt... wanna watch kung fu chef but in the end watch "watch Men"... The way it was film was something like in the 60-70... well it was based on that time anyway... however... it was very much confusing due to the twist and turns of events. None the less, the gore part was damn hilarous... couldn't stop laughing and cer keep laughing to... not coz she got the dark humour but coz i was laughing and beside her... daniel was too scare to watch and cecilia also laughed at him as well... nicholas was bring isolated at a corner as usual...

This show kind of reminded me of "Sin City" was a narrator leading you through the show but people tend to die alot... and this super heros makes a fool out of others... they're just kung fu experts if you ask me...Overall... the show was too damn long 2.40hrs... ouch...

Then we went to noodle house Ken... It was really good... unbelievable....

Cold NoodlesMiso RamenChar siew RamenMy artistic picts


Next was to esplanade a.k.a the durian... saw shiek haikel hosting an event there and heard that there was MC Hotdog coming around 10... but the time was 8.30 and having to wait for 1 and a half hrs is just too much.... back to home... was crossing the bridge at fullerton and decided to take a few picts... actually is cer decided de... gosh...
Today only manage to take this pict of cer... she always siam my camera...

Guitar HeroPercussion FreakMister Piano
Night view from the bridge out Fullerton hotel...

who killed the cat??

Everyone then went back to their home sweet/boring homes.... yawns life sucks when u're me...

viva la evil

Perhaps i woke up at the wrong side of bed...er mattress today,i was super cranky and evil in school. Words with thorns were flying everywhere in the lab shooting my teammates... but then i realize that there's this one person who trying to sort of comfort me and asking why i'm liddat??
Thanks Cer but this is the real me... the joking side of me is a lie... today u met the 'REAL' me...

Always kena scolded by TSO until scare liao... then 害到 Sin Nee also kena... did something dumb... started talking crap to a girl who barely knows me... now i suppose my image is somewhere along the earth of the most damned place. But nvm since i got my true self back the 'hack care self'...

So stupid event at TP initiated a topic of how to make me look less 'beng'... quite frankly... i dun think i look 'beng'... i like my rugged look... rugged rox...but then sin nee and cer obviously have something against it... shave off my sideburns and goatie... omg... might as well juz take my life... which reminds me that i got a white rp polo... its very nipple revealing... another reason why i hate white... there the others...

Why I Hate White...

1. I'm Evil.. evil loves black
2. It makes me look fatter... as if i'm not fat enough
3. I just dun like white
4. white is not as pure as it seems
5. It's translucent... i dun like nipple revealing shirt unless it on a girl

Totally knocked out on the bus today... sometimes i wonder if i snore on the bus... hope no one notices... if not damn pai seh... but i'm damn tired when i'm already on the bus... Cer also always complain that she's tired...but she can rest dun rest...wanna play basketball and meet friends... who's fault...?!?!?! SHIT!! why am i shooting her in my blog for nothing?? oppss... no worries though... no one ever read this crappy blog...

Give me some drugs to feel alive once again...

The Life on an Enterainer

The Life of an Entertainer...

if u think it's a glamorous one... well... think twice... behind close doors... the loneliness can consume you whole... The seriousness was never seen and even if shown, it will be taking as another joke.... thus is the path I've chosen... perhaps being my size helps to add up to the overall image... Even if i' a dependable person... people tend to think likewise cause i joke around most of the time.

However... there are 2 types of more of entertainers... "the entertained and forgotten" and "the entertained and remember"... luck was never on my side... thus i became the first type "the entertained and forgotten"... my task is simple... infiltrate... loiter and wait to be kicked out... thus explains the frequency of people changing around me...

once drained out of the humor within...
My task over and thus shall be discarded...
did i change?? no...
who did..?? u who decides that I'm no longer in need of my services
what can i do?? nothing...
what am i left with? nothing

Some people prefer to befriend dogs and cats instead of humans...why?? because this creatures never will left or betray you...
I found my 'friends' who never will left me... Music and photography
Music for it speaks my feelings... spot on most of the times
Photographs for it tells me what i had, the sweetest/saddest memories, how beautiful/sorrowful this world is... a book which no words yet alot more...

I found my third beloved...Science... I'm not a man of God... the very existence of it puzzles me...
The way i see it... Man decided to create it to hide their fears, to create a false Utopia when they die... who should i follow that foolishness... what's the point...?

In the End... this Entertainer is always alone... i always try too hard each time i have something i want to hold on to... but i end up killing it each time... thus explains myself... the one i loved.. loves me not... the things i want seems so far and unreachable... the way people view me is never quite the truth... but who bothers to uncover the mystery behind me...?

Busy Busy...

It has been such a tiring week since FYP started... but seriously... why do we have to do time line, log time and meeting record?? ain't it like same shit but different depth of understanding??
Nabe... i saw Genevieve in the lab for the 3rd time... she being the faci for hydrogel... i wonder what she does... she lovely but she speaks very little... oh well... ice cold beauty?? just the type i like...

My FYP team is fun to be with... luckily for us, we got Song sin nee... one of the easily bullied faci in RP but she sure help us alot in term of lab stuff... time to blog about FYP team mate... gossip gossip time...My team got nicholas, cecilia, jeremy and daniel...

Nicholas... fucking pervert... poor cecilia always falling victim to his 'sex talks'... this person is not what i expected... i suppose true colors are reveal as time passes by... from the pilot to the sex pilot? i'm sure the city of Thailand, Bangkok, excites u... it is after all the sex capital in Asia... come to think of it... Bangkok...Bang Cock?? OMG!?!?! who the fuck came up with that name... i suppose he has great foresight and saw it coming when he gave the capital that name...geez... this is going down into history...

Cecilia... HAHA!! nice sweet little girl... who looks younger than her actual age... she is ....no no.... not gonna say... one of the taboos in life is to nv talk about a woman's age... but then again...she looks like a little girl... should i say? nahhh... forget it... dun wanna get smacked... she always acts cute but the truth is... she is very cute... dunno why always so ke lian kena dump... i also always kena dump... it appears people dunno how to treat their girls right nowadays... Unless u're a Teo... we Teo(s) is/are awesome... or anyone along the blood line... simply Legandaryyy.. or in french it would be pronounce as legendaire... work hard for FYP... 靠你了...

Jeremy... this chao ah beng is one not to be reckon with... juz kidding... this is the scape goat in the team... all sai kang is thrown on to him... and when we say sai kang.. we meant chemistry! chem pro leh... got an A for UT... impressive... i could never have done that... coz... all the rest of us sucks at chemistry... no worries... i can see ur future... more sai kang...u better dun run... or see u at the back gate...wait Rp got no back gate... damn!

Daniel... this one i know the longest de... but also very slack de... most important thing in life is DANCE... fav style : Locking... ah hop ah... dance less do work more la... LOL... well... created the joke of the FYP... when we heard something about an explosion... we run and hid behind a wall... then the next joke was... why only two person in the final presentation... result being... the other have sacrificed in the name of science... apparently the explosion killed them... sadded... HAHA..

I think my fyp mates (maids) are awesome... pls do work harder by doing all the washing of the oily and stinky apparatus... and about the cruise... i hope it will happen or at least a trip to Gentings?? SUIT UP!

Growing older is such a fine thing

Firstly Happy Birthday to Alie... well... we the Teo brothers got him champagne for his birthday... and it seems that everyone else all got him alcohol... so i shall now conclude that the only present u get when u're older is actualy ALCOHOL... this post is actually 4 days overdue? coz i was super lazy to blog bout it...

Now for the important part....that is the older you're... the wiser you're and the way u see things becomes much clearer than before... so nowadays in doing things...i never keep my hopes up...when i pop a question ( not the 'will you marry me' of course), whenever something is in need of a approval from the other party. Even if i really want it very badly... i do not keep my hopes up... not even the slightest bit... why?? life is full of dissapointment... i start with zero... i end with zero... i'm still the same...it's fine for me... but if i start with zero and i get a hundred or even one... i gain something and that is great... vice versa... i start with one and i lose... i'm at a complete lost... i wouldn't want to be a loser.. would u??

I'm gonna tell about the cycle of yelling... which is so much fun... i got it watching a sitcom... this is how it goes... imagine ur gf is a teacher... u made her angry... and she vent her anger on a kid in school... this kid who took all the hatred and anger, yells at her dad which happens to be ur bosses bosses boss... so at work , he yells at your bosses boss... your bosses boss yells at ur boss who in turn yells at u... u yells at ur gf... isn't this juz awesome??

My first time...

Ok... here's what... i nv been to a club/bar/pub or anywhere of such in Singapore... whether u believe or not... last night was my first... went with a lot of noobs who share the same tragedy as me... but of course at least one is a occasional clubber... long time nv mention this name... the 'toopid' gang ( no one knows this name except me... i came up with this name and have use it in previous posts... so don't complain)

< In a mysterious tone? Double O... 4 guys 2 gals... a whole night of liquor... who will be the last one standing...??

Since it ladies night... ladies need not pay... what a sexist society... i forgot to mention why i ended up at double O... its appears that a close friend in this group... propose to go to Double O as the initial place we wanted to go was ex which is also fashion bar... the color attracted me quite abit... glowing purple... kinda irresistable... and the best part... he who propose... did not turn up... clap clap... the reason?? the usual... sick... it seems he's very sickly... 9 out of 10 times when he nv turn up...he's always sick... and he practices muay thai... so as we can defer from... martial arts is no good in helping people 强生健体...

Reached there at 10... when we went in... still not much people... so we could find a spot... problem is... all shy shy... order drinks also shy shy... how come clubs got no menus...!? so we anyhow order lor... mostly is who esmond knows... but i always have to drink whiskey coke... i think i kinda addicted to the bitterness of the whiskey... that was for starters... as the seconds tick away... we went to get our 1st jug of drink... and what did we order...it was what i fell in love with in indonesia clubs " ILLUSION" which was also the most ex drink for the nite... 64 for it... well i was pretty sure the bartender said 54 dollars... even esmond who came to order with me heard it... but we didn't say much... sad to say... the taste was no where near what i had in indo... even the color was pretty fucked up... D.O drink not very nice... with our 1st jug came our game of 猜拳... 6 ppl play... abit hard to win... and to make ppl drink we kinda cheated throughout the whole game...( steffy stop strangling me... when u have to drink... not my fault... that i was caught cheating... if only u didn't realise.. then it would have been fine) <--Orignial color of the illusion i had... but the 1 we has was...look below... so sad.... stir drink and drunk!!









next time dun 害 me...this is 报应



wilson (before)
wilson (after)



soon we finish up... the 1st jug...for seconds vodka orange... damn... it tastes totally like orange juice with less sugar and no pulp... more bitterness... no damn kick... sianz diao... halfway drinking... esmond... xiu zhen and stef wanted to go to the dance floor... but me.. wen jie n wilson didn't want to so... we got separated... so what to do next... drink lor... me n wen jie finished it soon... opps... no drink again... so i went to get even more...

This time is my favourite whiskey cola... alot of liquor addiction thanks to my Cousin richard... thanks for leading me astray bro... anyway... this drink is so much better... why? coz the mixture of whiskey and coke is inbalance... too much whiskey too little coke... which is damn good... more kick...they came back to join us and soon they wanted to head out again... this time i decided to join them to the dance floor... so it was me... esmond... stef and xiu zhen... in our little circle dancing... dance dance dance... then urgent call to the loo... after that steffy leave... so sad... less 1 siao lang...LOL ( don't strangle me pls) then waited at the toilet there for our dear wen jie... who was in the toilet.. dunno is puke or slp... took so long... so sad.... the whole night i keep saying him 'WEAK'... coz his threshold for alcohol is very low... so he was quite knocked out... as the 'illusion' was actually quite high in alcohol percentage... then we took picts while camping outside the toilet while waiting for wen jie... then meet esmond's Rp friend who is working there... went back to get another drink... this time is vodka lime... didn't taste much of the vodka... but it was nice... i think i like ladies drink... but who don't?? don't deny it... HAHA!!!! ( behavior displayed by Marshall Ericson... character fromAmerican sitcom... 'how i meet your mother')




Then we drank super fast and back into the dance floor... 5 of us all there... the music wasn't too bad... some familiar ones and we enjoy... then came the tragic part... My.DJ started playing music we didn't listen to before...and me n esmond got so sianz... lol... we soon leave that place around 2 plus... i wonder why so early...

Headed to the liang court Mac...coz wilson 哥 complain that he 肚子饿... WEAK... eat le then went down to central there to slack... more like slp...coz me and wen jie buay tahan liao... like wanna die liddat... we enjoy getting drunk...but we dun enjoy being in the state of discomfort and sleepiness...
waited and waited for the 1st bus... then took some pictures... or rather kena take pict of... in the mean time... our wen jie... MIA again... sleep in the toilet...pro... can slp in the toilet... RESPECT!

Waited for 1st bus and bus home with esmond who happeds to stay a few blocks away from me...
Reached home at 8... then slp... in less than 10 hrs... round 2 is about to began...
WHATUP!! STAY TUNED FOLKS!!!!




Died there

Looks like copper poisoning
but now more like mercury poisioning





LOL... this couple very sweet!!

The Fucker's oath... AWESOME~~~~~~

There is an oath written down in the legend of man. It reveals the secret to life and unravels all mysteries from the very creation of humankind. I bring to all :- The Fucker's Oath... simply AWEEEEEEESOME

I am the fucker
not the fuckee
I will fuck others
and not get fucked by others
I am awesome and nothing can fuck up my life
for I am the legendary FUCKER

Lord Fark Ewe...