如果你也和我一样，被人伤害过，但又还有假装你过得很好。
你一定会喜欢这一首歌， 罗志祥的“搞笑“。。。


那一条牙膏 在对我傻笑 嘲笑我永远用不掉
想睡就睡 想闹就闹 好快乐少了人捞叨
蓝色的碗盘 多买了一套 我忘了没人陪我通霄
要多少替代的丑角 无辜的陪笑
才会让我能真的忘了你的好

我在搞笑 借着热闹 掩盖着心跳 边哭边笑
偏要说着 一个人真好 当人群散了 突然觉得我可以死掉
我受不了 还在搞笑 害怕回家 不知怎么熬
这么多年 早就喜欢 有你的撒娇
我想我能熬 但是至少要让我知道
你好不好

我们的小狗 食量变好小 眼神里常常显得无聊
他习惯睡觉的床位 少了一双脚 所以他常常看着门口睡不着

我在搞笑 借着热闹 掩盖着心跳
边哭边笑 偏要说着 一个人真好
当人群散了 突然觉得我可以死掉 我受不了

我在搞笑 却在最后 眼泪拼命掉 你的离开 失去多少
我计算不了 忙完了一天 突然觉得又何必辛劳
对谁炫耀 还在搞笑 是否拥有 麻痹的疗效
唱一夜歌 却避不开 催泪的曲调
我彻夜胡闹 希望听到有人会提到
你好不好。

是不是很悲伤呢?

Today is the 14th week of school, so soon i will go into a another deep sleep..wait i meant holiday.. a long vacation and commence my 3rd year, of course as usual, this has nothing to do with what i'm gonna blog about next... come on... every one knows my style... i blog random stuff as always so here goes my next blog... the comparison between Asians and White people...



Well i was listening to 蔡依林 english song 'kiss me' and i noticed when she pronouce 'you' it sounds like 'chu'... so i began to ponder... is it a slang or a style or could it be the way the taiwanese speaks their english, well its not something that can be easily accepted... what if.. what if it was a slang and she did it on purpose... no one will know anyway cause everyone has the mindset it was due to bad pronoucation... imaging imaging... what will the white people say... hey dude... listen to this shit... she can't sing or pronouce properly even my grandma can do better... isn't this kinda like a complete misconception... so a white person speaks chinese... and pronouce badly... it is known as a good effort to try... the chinese would good... 'wow, its a good attempt' or its very surprizing that you know chinese while looking impressed... you see the difference... the white people would comment about someone trying to learn the language as a imbecile who is uneducated and from a third world country...isn't this just sad...?

A New Year

The lingering presense of you haunt me... guess who is the first one i saw when i haven't even open my eyes...its was you... and the rest of the day...i felt like a lonely loser... tears was threatening to escape while i was having my meal alone... why?

I don't understand why... i want to keep in contact with u... but you won't let me... and i have no reason to... if you even read this... how about dropping me a sms... if you dun have my number in which even your mom has it... it's 97279233... juz a Hi would do...

I'm super moody now and i think i'm gonna go to get myself a chivas on the rock now... till then...

Merry Christmas?

Merry X'MAS!!

Wait...its two days overdue... tribute and a moment of silence to those who died in the tsunami in 2004... i was almost one of them so i got lots of thoughts for them... R.I.P

ok... a moment is probably over...(this depends on how fast u read) anyway... yup...SANTA is a lie... i didn't get what i wanted so there isn't going to be a tribute and worship spot in my house for SANTA... haha! i think i wasn't a bad boy this year... i was a heart broken boy for sure but not a bad one... wait... i'm not a boy anymore!?!? so does that mean it didn't work cause i'm not a boy... damn... i miss out my chance but too bad SANTA so did u... LIAR!!!

Work is great thinking bout the money but i'm more interested in more money... lim bei work work work also got no aim in life... no frenz no nothing... KNN... my life rox... SONG!! ok... offically i think i'm going nuts... nothing i want now is happening... so i'm complaining and whinning in my blog now... WHAT THE FUCK!!... if only i can get a better paying job...plsssss... i need a better paying job... omg... sobz... being broke is killing me...

i got...

No Gf
No Money
No Life
No Satifcation in life

WHen someone is poor... they do not ponder what will happen when they die... life is like a game... ever play the game of life?? you start off as a fresh grad and you get married buy a house... have children... then retire... i think its the same... now i'm 21... 24 come out and work... if can then find a gf... then hao say then marry... after that buy hse.. have children then retired... wait for death... interesting... next 50 years have been planned for me...

MERRY CHRISTMAS... (well not all of you will have a merry christmas for some of you will... fall sick or even die... get dumped or maybe someone in the family has passed on...get involve in traffic accidents...) so i wishing all to try your best to have a good christmas...

ok...let's see what i did for the last few days...

monday... went out with the girls

tuesday... rot at home

wednesday... stay at home and rot

thursday... still rotting

Thanks for reading this awesome entry...

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I'm a nobody who benefits from the lies that you bring forth to children all around the world because you do not deliver whatever you have promised, my parents, relatives and friends are filling in your spot right now and giving me gifts but i'm also giving gifts to them too... And the more i writing this down... i start to wonder... where did you pop out from this christmas bullshit... isn't this suppose to be the celebration for 'the so call mighty invisible man's living in the skies son' who supposingly sacrifice himself for people who he do not know... so Santa when did u pop out... come to think of it... u do look like him... the messiah who might just fooled all of us... all you need to have is more lipo (fats) ... a pair of prescription eyewear a.k.a spectacles...and a red jump suit... some genetically modified reindeers... specifically one with a red nose whom u call rudolph... and we ever came up with a song for it...

You know Dasher, and Dancer, andPrancer,
and Vixen,Comet, and Cupid, andDonner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of allRudolph, the red nosed reindeerhad a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.All of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolphjoin in any reindeer games.Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:"Rudolph with your nose so bright,won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,you'll go down in history!

So Santa...here's your chance to redeem yourself... this weekend on Sunday... A.D 2008 21 Dec... i'm going to buy 4D... and the number i will buy is 8718... please make sure you sprinkle some 'magic' on me and let me struck 1st price... I unlike the others who only ask for gifts will actually worship you... a little corner in my house shall be named as Santa Corner for the believers and receivers...But since i'm at it... hers's a list of the thing i want to buy when i do struck the lottery on sunday... now now...your diginity is on this one Santa... its make or break for you...no seconds chances...i'm sorry...i had given too many chances and all my praying and hopes have fall on deaf ears...ok...here goes

Dear Santa... observe my wishlist...

Cash : SGD $5000 ( juz incase u give me the currency u use in the north pole)

or

Canon DSLR 50D kit-3...

A new laptop which i have yet to decide but lets go with the Mac-Book Pro...

More money to buy lenses to go with my DSLR...

How bout a new girlfriend too... juz 3 criteria...

Smart, beautiful / sweet and rich...

This is what i want for christmas, Santa... sure hope you can deliver this time round... Merry Christmas...HoHoHo?!?!

Its time to lose weight after so many attempts...yet all i losing is my balance... gaining weight instead of losing it... OMG!?
Now i'm gonna list reasons why i should lose weight...

1. To look better
2. to be able to fix into clothes
3. to save me the trouble to alter my jeans
4. to be healthy
5. to get a gf / wife
6. to scold someone else a fat ass...pua kia!
7. to prove to people that i can lose weight
8. to have girls surrounding me and asking me how i did it
9. to be able to buy health insurance policies
10. to be able to take less space on the public transport
11. to not crush my gf/wife when we're making out
12. to blend into friends...unless all my friends are fat asses
13. so i can eat more unhealthy food
14. so my children don't blame me that my fat genes got to them
15. so i can be the only Santa that can squeeze down the chimney
16. So people selling health produce will not appoach me
17. so i don't end up dying after eating slimming pills
18. so i can actually see my neck
19. so my gf can hug me without complaining
21. to have a waist
22. to not get stereotyped
23. to not be rejected by girls saying...i'm sorry...i don't like fat guys
24. so i look good in pictures
25. to hear people say wow... u lose so much weight... while looking at past pictures
26. to join my brothers six-packed gang
27. to not snore at night
28. to look good infront of gf family
29. to make my family( extension) say hey u finally lose weight
30. to tell a fat ass in the face who says they can't lose weight that they actually can...