The stunning truth!!

News was on channel 5 about Anwar sodomy charge...

my dad, younger brother and me was watching/ listening it...

Stan commended : he sodomise his chauffer and another man...

Dad : how did u know??

Me: pointing at stan, he's the other man...

everyone laughed out loud!!

WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Names?

So we give names to babies, pets, our gadgets or anything that u favour...I like cool and ususally names...names that people usually do not possess...HAH!! but i'm not talking about those names like papaya or durian...( u nv noe if some ass decides to be funny, however its more retarded than funny...) then there are the very common names which people seldom would want to name their children after...eg. Peter...John...Mary...Jane and the ever so 'WHORE' name Lulu...HAHAHA!!! who calls themselves Lulu...tranvetites maybe...since they have names like amy and such... so what's ur name?? yes...u reading my blog...ever wanted to be name differently out of the crowd??

People have adpoted japanese names nowadays...spanish... french or other european country names...but the worst names have to be from asian...

1.Tan Ah Kow - (dog) very common name in malaysia before it got ban

2.Lim ah huat - huat ah!!

3.Si ah lian (haha!!)

4.park blar blar ( HUH!?) korean

5.Mutu

6.Mohammed

7.Ali

A list of the most abuse names in Asian...then went english names came over to singapore...we have the ever so abuse name of ALVIN...so many people with this name..haha commner name...sad rite...to all the alvin in the world....u're so common...

so in order to not have a so common name...i suggest s'poreans having spanish names like miguel or fernando which is considered common in spain but not in sg...dun try anything funny and give ur kids wierd names like atomic or acid like the people in HK...whenever u watch a hong kong movie at the end of the show and the crew names are up...u'll notice wierd like those that i've just mention atomic..yes...atomic was what i noticed and i was thinking what!? an atom made this shit!? Whahahahaha!!!

I've already decided the names for my children =)

Ludavic for my boy...coz it sounds evil
Elizabeth for my girl...the name sounds graceful...

No chinese names for them...lets not ruined their lifes with chinese names...i made fun of tons of people's chinese names and lets not let karma get its way...so no chinese names..much as i hate mine...yuan szen (sheng) i feel retarded when i'm call by my chinese name..WHAHAHAHA!!

never take things for granted

I got relieve off my duties at work, its very shitty, never did i expect it to happen, i was thinking i will work there till i graduate but now its seems that it not possible...now to move to higher scapes of lifes or lower...financially dried out now...ouch!!

Before today i have some things i wanna blog about...its not about myself but some issues instead...however i completely forgot it so i'll forget it...

Inner Peace

ohmmmmmmmmmmmm........i need to find inner peace within myself...my mind is running wild...ohmmmmmmmmmm....peace be with me....ohmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nusery Rhymes

Ohhhh....welcome back to childhood...the youngest years of our lifes are filled with grandmother story, nusery rhymes and lots of police scaring cases...your parents would always threaten you that the police uncle will catch you if you do so and so...ok...let goes...stop 1 : Jack and Jill... =)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

see...this is bad...jack broke his head must have bled badly infact there's more to it..there was dark humour in this...

Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
To Old Dame Dob who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.

ok this verse is still alright...but next we had...

When Jill came in how she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Mother vexed, did whip her next,
For causing Jack's disaster.

Pain and suffering in this...why is nusery rhymes custom to this??

Now Jack did laugh and Jill did cry
But her tears did soon abate;
Then Jill did say that they should play
At see-saw across the gate.

WHAHAHAHAHA!!! BLACK HUMOUR...love it....


and even others too like...Humpty Dumpty...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

see...its all so torturous...he broke into many pieces...shattered so we actually are cultivated by dark tales since young...which explains my evilness which i'm proud of...HAHA!!

Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose,
And he switched it and he swatched it and it flew right away.

Here now we have a rabbit which tried to kill a fly...evil evil...but NICE!!! so can anyone explain to me why i'm not evil...WHAHAHAHAHA!!! loved it... anyway tribute to George Carlin who pass away recently to a heart failure...sobz...will miss his humour...

VISTA!?

omg...ytd i juz reformatted my lappy to vista and guess what...yes...its completely suck...my diablo 2 cannot run...some nudgy problems here and there...geez i wonder why it sucks so badly and the only thing nice about vista is that it looks like the mac...haha...other than that it compelety suck...so people if u wanna get Vista...dun bother...

Tell me why

Dun ask me why..but it seems that the girls around me seems to be more beautifully/cuter/everything nice...are my eyes playing trick on me?

Ain't the opposite sex just lovely...of course... then there are the socially wrong group of people who are the gays and butch...i've got nothing against gays but yes to butch...
Disgusting bunch of people...female to begin with...halfway through the process something went wrong...and its not just me who have something against them...but lots of guys too...as if it isn't hard enough to compete with guys for guys now these THINGS also wanna come in...social rejects of the modern day society...ok enough say...talking bout IT pisses me off badly....

Regarding my eye vision of seeing things much more beautifully...lets hope i dun make the wrong judgement...sekali i see bettina then eyes play tricks then bett become very beautiful...then siao liao...so i shall not believe what ever i see for these few days...also i'm hearing is not improving...still feels block but there is good points to it actually...i'll stick out my right ear to whom i dun wanna listen to then i need not...so if i stuck my right ear when trying to listen to u...i hope u get the hint...