What an embarrassing day for some one...

So who is this someone that i'm talking about...well... here's the pict of her...






YEAH...It's xiu zhen...who else...(people... never talk about bout her fat face, she'll be sad, rmb people NEVER talk about her FAT face) ok, after UT today, i went to the library to join xiu zhen, cihui and jin fu. The 2 gals were checking out some online shopping webby and cihui decided to buy something...something...dun rmb what it was...so its just something, while they were at it...i decided to show that an amazing find of this 'chio bu' whom yvonne was promoting...

http://profiles.friendster.com/68885421... be warned...(i'm not responsible for the trauma that it might cause you) latest news...she removed all her picts but u can still go to read how people have insulted her badly...its sad for her but i was laughing my ass off while i was reading them...( 25/5/08)



After showing them...they didn't insult or criticise her...wierd ( are those my 2 friends?) well...it so happened that in class...when all my classmates saw this profile... they decided that dinner can be skipped...anyway...jin fu suddenly say he needs to go to tiong bahu for something (i'm not saying getting his pay incase he kena robbed and blame me) ...and demands that xiu zhen goes with him ( they are siblings)...so our poor xiu zhen have no choice but to join her kor kor...as usual i tagged along (= but cihui didn't...she decides to go home instead...so we left the school and walk to the mrt...then i started taking pict of them...

They look left (as you can see jin fu is a loner...and if i nv mention about him at all...he looks just like a passer-by...LOL!!!)

then right...(Dun ask me why...but cihui always smiling de...)

And so we 3 travel to tiong bahru plaza without cihui...as usual the train was pretty packed and here's the wierd thing....its either singaporean do not know how to let the passengers alight first or the west side singaporeans do not know...before the passengers who wanted to align got off...alot of people have already stomp onto the train and there were lots and pushing and shoving...SIAO AH!!!! let the passengers go down 1st will die huh...idiots!! When i went to taiwan i was impress by their public transport system...very very orderly...CLAP CLAP!!

Soon we reach our destination and jin fu went off to collect his stuff...so xiu zhen and me walked around then she pointed to the VENEZIA ice cream and i was like...hmmm...that's nice...so we decided to eat that....i walked over and...AH....wait...why so wierd? where are all the ice creams ??...i look carefully at the signboard then i realise the words written below..."soft gelato" o.O...like what the hell is that?? Nvm...so i ordered it( xiu zhen ask me to order) and i finally realise what it is...it taste just like alot like yummy yogurt...infact it the same...but its a hell lot cheaper...COOL!!!! we were walking around while eating the ice cream and she accidently bummed into a small indian girl with bery long hair...the ice cream almost went to waste...heng ah!

Soon her kor came back and we went for dinner!!! YEAH!!! me and her were starving at that time...and for dinner...we ate pig organ soup!!! she introduced this to me and i must say that the yam rice is good...

We both ate the same thing...so no point taking picts of her potion as well...and then the two of us ate fruits... oh ya...she order for me the pig organ soup...then i ask her..why the ice cream u dun order but this u help me order...and i was enlighten...the answer is...

ice cream order in english...oig organ soup order in chinese... o.O her spoken english is quite CMI (cannot make it)

So we shared fruits...( contains 2 portions of papaya...half a pear...a slice of watermelon)

Xiu Zhen hao liao her chopstick ( satay stick) skills...ice on chop sticks...COOL!!

Like so hungry ghost we finished everything at god speed...not leaving anything for her kor...WHAHAHAH!!!


During dinner...xiu zhen mention about the Arcade one storey above so we went there after dinner...and we played the para-para machine... (=




I went 1st...as usual coz she's too shy to start 1st...then her...( i'm not sure why she's looking up...but i'm very sure that money won't drop from there... so xiu zhen ah...no point waiting for money to drop)

She also lost the game for us when we were playing free style mode...i was stun for 10 secs...SHE LOST!? omg...we were only on stage 3 and she lost...sad!!! T-T ...waste money..
Then we played other games....something striker...i totally forgot the name...GRRRRR!!



Ok...i left after that..coz nothing much to play in that pathetic arcade...so i took the escalator down...and my dear xiu zhen wanted to take the escalaotr that travels upwards when we are suppose to go down...HAHAHA!!!!

Next we went to buy bubble tea and we share a honey-dew ice blended (sounds so lovely dovey) then she talk about wanting to update her bank book...so we went to the machine...it's not very polite to spy on people's account so i back off...waited for he ourside...but the next thing i noe...really freaked me out...Miss Ang Xiu Zhen doesn't know where to slot the bank book in...and she had to shout all the way to the front door where i was standing to ask me to help her...i tink everyone was looking ( i hope not)...



So it concluded our day and it was time to go home...its my first time there and i didn't know my way around but i know that the bus stop have a bus that i could take to get home which i checked it out when she was buying bubble tea...so i walk them to the MRT and she took me that i can get to the bus stop then the escalator ahead...when i walked out...i found myself opposite the bus stop...@_@ stun!!! i remember telling her which side the bus stop i wanted to go was and yet i was still directed to the wrong side...wah..this is just sad...

Multiple faces of COW

Yes..as you can read its about this cow...this little cow magnet which i have not name yet was a gift from a faci in school...and the reason why i got this was bcoz...i got the best dressing award on a entreprenuer lesson...wearing this... (=

And this cow has been forgotten until just now when i rearrange the furnitures in the living room, found him like this...

Alvyn was curious to find this little darling hanging there and we decided to experiment a little with it resulting in the below...

The forbidden Cowdom*...

(kingdom* and the staff was replaced by tooth-pick, )

Hallewcowyah......!!!! i pray to the Cow God...(MOOH MOOH) above!!!! (Hallelujah)...

Tibetian Cow prayers...all four on the ground... er...table i mean...

Pepper steak...

( its holding onto a bottle of pepper, yummy!!) looks like some sex simulation (-_-)"

MOO MOO!!!!! (Save me!!!!!!!!) Spider cow

I can do pull-ups...better than anyone of you loser humans...because i'm

super cow...!!!!!!!!

Introducing "Space cow"...getting into moo moo land is a piece of cake...

Thus concludes our extreme lameness....a proud production brought to you by :


The TEOs

Walking home..

YTD...i took 168 back home and upon reaching the bus stop to switch another bus, i got fed up waiting for the bus and decided that it time to walk home...so off i go for the 15 mins walk back home...was about to cross the road then i saw this...

This is a condo near my hse with a penhouse on top...
'Then i saw this' I'm king of the world!!!!
bedok reservoir rd
this flower is called the bird of paradise
this thingy looks like some artifact...it nice but its just some useless decoration under my void deck

And the last thing i did before reaching home was to.....

CAM-WHORE in the lift =)

Where to go after school??

Life is as fucked up as usual...most of my friends have stuff to do or they would rather go home but me..?? i prefer not to because in my house there isn't much privacy and i basically got no space at home...i sleep in the living room thus making it inconvenient for everyone so to make it sweet for everyone...i prefer to go home later...and a very important things is that the television is very noisy and i rather spend my time better off doing something fun...When i acquire my own house... i would not have a television or i would not subscribe to the TV liscense since what they are showing are all crap...ALL crap...local TV is really crap...

Hong kong production...interesting and fun but mostly focusing on triad and love stories...finest actors bring the films to the next level.

Taiwan production...Story line way too longggggggg...every episode can last for many months or years... there's also the idol dramas which is a little better if ur fav. idol is in it...if not ...its just crap...

Korean production...So many pretty faces to watch...eye candy and story line for it is kind of cliche...if i watch more...it would be boring...always something to do with the palace...

Japanese Production...one of the finest story line i ever watched... like GTO...Beach boys...and so many more but the down part is that i got to read the lyrics but the story line is NO.1

Local production....crap...actors use are so common till the extend of boredom...storyline too predicatable...way too predictable...its basically a copy cat of older films or drama...(Script readers please have more creativity in you) ocassionaly so good production but still most of them sucks..( sorry had to tell the truth)

Wanna to blog about boreness but end up blogging about TV.. (-_-)"
Now i will talk about food...time to list food...
Food you usually find in a food court, hawker and you usually eat ( not including restaurants)

1. chicken rice / duck rice / char siew rice / roasted pork rice
2. fishball noodles/ bar chor mee /
3. Ban mee
4. economical rice
5. nasi lemak/nasi padang
6. Tzu Char ( dunno how to spell this)
7. char kway tiao
8. carrot cake
9. kway chap
10.fsih soup / rice / porridge
11.Pig organ soup
12. western food
13. japanese food
14. korean food
15. Fast food aka Crap food... KFC, MAC, BK, LJS,Yoshi, carl JR ( this is alot better than the rest) PIZZA...
16. beef noodles
17.Indian food

There! i list almost everything that we usually eat and can be found in hawker, and food courts...
look at that pathetic amount of food that we usually consume in our entire life...so pathetic...!! if u suan suan live till 75...then you got to divide that amount by 365 then by 3 again( coz u eat 3 mewals a day)...meaning 3*365 = 1095 * 75...that the amount of meals we have to consume.... divide by the number of dish...have you ever thot of how many times you have repeatingly eat the same food..i remember eating lots of bar cho mee...And i can eat it almost everyday...Come to think of it... so sianz rite?? So i'm in search for good food everything and school's food isn't even close to that catergory...DAMN!!!! So pls tell me if u can any recommendations...

Experience Retirement

Today...i rot at home all day...woke up at 12... or rather my sister woke me up around 12...asking me why i nv go to work...then i look at her and say...its a public holiday....geez...my sleep is ruined just liddat...then eat bar cho mee for lunch...for the next few hours i did nothing but played psp...didn't wanna watch TV bcoz... the more i watch Tv... the more i realise that the Tv is crap...maybe it will change if i got a 40" LCD... (= and also SCV...then can watch soccer and basketball... however...all that i've mention...i dun have...so its just me and my psp...

From dawn to dusk...sunrise to sundown...morning to night...accomplish nothing at all...retirement...if heng got money then can travel around the world..if suan then rot at home till death...so uninteresting...similiarily...my brother was also at home...and now's he's drumming...i feel like picking up my guitar but then again...i suck too badly at it...if only money falls from the skies...i'll be using all of it to buy gadgets and clothes... (=

1. i-phone
2. new camera...the 1 i juz bought kinda sux... coz it a old model...
3. i wanna change my wardrobe but the clothes i'm willing to wear are very limited plus...i like simplictiy...

And the reason why i rot at home today is because...
The w16l gang nv organise anything...or rather they got their own plans
Mr. Ang Dong Jian nv contact me and vice versa...
Team spiritz most of them in Army...haven seen them for a bloody long time...
The other poly and secondary schools frenz are not close...
I dun usually ask tekmedia colleagues out...besides most of them have to work anyway...and most of all...not close...
I'm a boring person....

WORK PLACE MONSTER(S)

Sunday = working day... so as usual went to work...

Then came lunch...i was thinking of KFC...then i ask my other two colleagues if they wanted to eat... then their order came...which was damn scary...

Malcolm : Buddy meal, we were suppose to share but he decided to eat alone...

Brenda : 4 pcs chicken meall...she's a gutton...and the best part...she skinny....and pregnant...

So i went to purchase then i realise i kena cheated... stupid KFC staff...cheat me!! grrr!!!
i was wanting to order a buddy meal...3 pcs meal + 1 chicken (they didn't have 4 pcs meal) and a two pcs meal for myself....then she suggest that i take the 8 pcs family feast and addition fish zinger...so i was like hmmm...OK....then i happily bought the food back to courts...only to realise that she still owe me something and i had to go all the way back...and also...its seems that me buying the family feast was more expensive...whoa i kena cheated!!! damn buay song lor!!!!
so everyone paid me 10 dollars and i pay the balance of 14....i ate the least but paid the most...grrrr...but nvm...i dun mind treating abit ( juz in case my colleague reads this^^)

So we ate the food and the 2 pcs made me really full...so was malcolm with his fish zinger ontop of what i ate...then the scary part is here...Brenda ate 4 pcs of chicken, a med mash potato, a med pop-corn chicken and a pepsi and the worst is when i ask her...'brenda, are you full?' she told me not really...and say its her baby's fault...MONSTER!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!

then another monster came...Desmond ( Acer promoter) sold a lappy and the customer was a girl...i was drinking my coke at my counter and then i saw something unsightly... the girl customer seeing desmond taking out her lappy came running over like little red riding hood...sounds sweet rite?? but here the part...

1. she not very young...looks at least 20 something

2. she damn fat

3 .she spoke in a disgustingly child-like voice

4. add the above information and visualise it in a very crowded shopping mall

I 1st time drink coke until so stun...i was sucking half-way then i stopped...i look at malcolm who unfortunately also withness it ( i must go and pray sometime tgt...so suay) and i mimic a puking gesture...which i mean it...seriously disgusting... i was stun for more than half a minute...then when she left the same thing happened..2 shocks in a day is too much to bear...no more appetite for coke...lucky i dun have a weak heart...if not sure heart attack...then i look at desmond face...1st time see him so sian...HAHA!!! SO SCARY....

Picnic at Sentosa

^3^

YEAH...was at sentosa on WED...had been planning for this for some time already...

Attended party: Xiu zhen Ci hui Jin Xuan Wen Jie Xun Fu Esmond ME!
7 of us, lots of fun at the beach with the endless pouring of rain?? sand throwing!? and food!!

WAIT!? what happen? why rain!? just so happened that the day was pouring heavily...Wah rotten luck...so much for sun tanning...BOO!!!

This outing is a very unique 1 but as usually the organiser was pretty screw up... ( Cihui and Xiu zhen) This two suggest to cook something for the outing but in the end...haiz...only wen jie, esmond and me cooked....@_@ This is what we made and contributed...

Esmond : Club sandwich...the healthiest ever i had taste from Mr health conscious, tomatoes, lettuce, egg and wholemeal bread...but this is actually quite tasty...

Wenjie : killer sandwich...This guy really trying hard to get us into this years NKF show, where u will see us holding a lamp and walking down the stairs... After eating his tuna and cheese sandwich...i feel some much closer to kidney failure...

Me : potato salad...Using the finest potato cooked to perfection (red potato, best for potato salad coz its waxy) mayonaisse and smoke bacon bits... i delivered my best dish ever to my friends...1st time i cook for any of my friends..u guys shld be honoured...

Xun fu : drinks...Mr Loaded was paying for the day's drink...cool!!

Xiu Zhen : two bag of chips...u're suppose to cook...but instead u bought chips?? nvm at least those chips which i choose was good!! (= until u tell me u can't taste the difference...@_@

Jin Xuan : grapes with seeds...ai yo...seriously?? who eat grapes with seeds?? so troublesome?? i was still looking forward to the bee hoon that u promises but it seems that it never came...shag!

Cihui : nothing.........?? Miss contribute-less bought only herself... not even extra clothes...respect!!

food

So that day i woke up at 8.20...late...i was suppose to meet esmond 8.30 at the busstop near our hse ( we're the east side gang) but we were both late esp esmond...pity him having to wake up so early to make sandwiches...he claim he woke up at 6.40 but looking at his sandwich i beg to differ...why took u so long?? frying scramble eggs for 1 hour plus?? SLOWPOKE...haha... anyway we only boarded the bus at 9.15 instead of 8.30...bound to be late...on the bus esmond show me his 300 plus dollars shades which i cam-whore with...

cam-whoring

The bus ride took 1.5 hr...which was welcome by lots of rain...good for emo-ing if its at night...we were suppose to meet at 10 but esmond and i only reach by 10.40 but we were not the latest...Xun fu got that award..clap clap...after buying drinks, time to head for Sentosa...YEAH...

We took the tram to Sentosa and 1st time was palawan beach...due to the rain... sun tanning was not allowed and i told the people who blog that this outing was to be known as picnic at sentosa...so the 1st thing we did was to find a spot and eat our branch ( breakfast cum lunch) then when we decided to play frizzbees...it start to drizzle...i was only 20secs away from the sands!!! OMG...so we play indoor...and we realise that cihui is really deadly...not that she good but the way she throws usually will catch u unaware and in all directions so everyone was scare to get the pass from her esp me...who was standing next to her...SCARY!!!!

CIHUI DUN KILL ME PLS!!!
but soon our luck came and the rain soon stopped then we all went out ot play, volley ball...which we all suck at and didn't succeed at all coz we sux too badly and cihui who suggested it was worse at the game...omg..(to cihui : next time suggest a game that u're good at) then after me and wenjie wanted to go to the gents ( which we had a hard time figuring where it was) esmond, jin xuan and xiu zhen tagged along...leaving only Xun fu and cihui there... and guess what they did?

they took picts tgt...Unbelievable...!!!! coz xun fu and cihui got bad blood in sem 1 and 2..

while walking back to the beach...xiu zhen started to make 'sand bombs' and throw at everyone except raccoon...and esmond and wenjie started running away...so me, xiu zhen and jin xuan starting building our arsenal of sand bombs...then we wanted to target wen jie but before we can reach wen jie...i thrown my bombs at the girls and later found myself to be a betrayer...then i kena a combo from esmond, jin xuan and xiu zhen...this was how the combo went...i was hit in the back then in the face and somewhere else i think...OUCH!!! soon the game expended to everyone...ouch for all....then it was time to drag people into the seas...victim no.1 was xiu zhen coz she's cute...1st victim must cute...( she has good figure as well)...and i made her hydrophobic...SORRY!!! (i promise i'll save u if u drown, don't worry) and soon it was playing with sand time and of course...cam-whoring for all... of course everyone was dragged into the water...except cihui who nv bring clothes...BOO!!

After the beach we went on to explore sentosa like some mountain tortorise, Merlion...wait u can't see it =x

sky ride

siloso beach...

Then we took lots of picture and that concludes the day...(=

Actually there's more but lazy to type...however...i must blog about this little bus incident...

We were leaving siloso for the main extrance and to do so...we took the bus out...but strangely...so many indian from india in sentosa...last i remember it was full of ANG MOHS....anyway...make a guess what happened....er...yes...

i think u get the whole idea...we were not in the queue yet for the bus but we were going to do so then the bus came...so we didn't queue up...and we decided to board the bus...THEN...ALOT OF INDIANS CAME STORMING IN FROM NO WHERE....WAH!!!! LIKE A RIOT....pushing and squeezing their way past us, trying to board the bus...i swear that's one of the most chaotic moment in my life...( the other will be fighting the queue with other aunties for free gift...they also damn fierce, i'll not be surprize if they trample other queuers to death) Then i saw the sentosa bus attendant...she was a nice malay girl...she covered up face saying 'oh my god...oh my god' and i was like...dude...even god can't save you...it was as bad as saying...'AH...the government giving 1 million dollars to the 1st person to report' ....that moment was that Chaotic...imagine what happens in Indian everyday... (>_<)"

HEADLINES: ONE HUNDRED DEAD WHILE FIGHTING TO GET ON THE BUS...