Just for laughs BUT true story

Welcome for today's just for laughs section. The topic today would be :

'People falling on the bus' .

Going home from work... i took 65 ( I have a choice between that and 22) ... Since it was only a single deck, i sat at the front of the bus... the very first sit... as we all know... people like to chase for the bus and some people actually did... doing so... a malay auntie actually manage to get onto the bus after some malay boys manage to stop the bus... being the last to board, the driver was getting impatient as he wanted to leave long ago but people kept making last minute arrivals... So he step onto the gas as soon as the auntie tapped her card... due to the sudden motion.. the auntie fell head over heels... and me sitting infront had to help as everyone was actually looking...

But deep down inside me... i was laughing like nuts thinking " this is fucking hilarious" ... don't get me wrong people... i'm not being racist here... no matter who falls down... i'll still laugh and that's coz i'm fucking evil... the only reason why i help her was to create a psuedo image and let people think i'm nice and all so i can backstab them... Ain't this just awesome!?!?

FINALLY!!

I finally did what i wanted and should have done.... even if it was shorter than i wanted... it a good start afterall... My 1st Bedok Reservoir cross country... 03/27/09... First thing first... my bicycle tires were wored out... they seem to be out of air after sometime... so i had to fix them at the bicycle shop for $14... then off i go to the real deal... after i reached... i was regretting already about something... my camera... i leave it at home... wtf!? the view is so nice... so i had no choice but to use my camera phone..LG Renoir... and the quality?? for a camera phone... it's awesome...

Cycling is now the excuse... taking picts is now the priority... so i'm gonna post what i took...

China schemer

Recently, i feel nice and relax since things seems to be going on nicely for moi... the quest for a girlfriend is still on, i have been single for a year... now i'm getting kinda lonely... why do all the girls around me think I'm dangerous?? coz i got high level of FFA ( free fatty acid) ?? scare of cardiac arrest when you're around me?? *WINK*...(with the click sound)

Somehow i feel that my house is so much quieter with Stan in the army now... it gets lonely some nights...no one hogs the comp in the living room now... very uncomfortable to the lame shit jokes and fights i'm missing... he's coming back this weekend...if nothing goes wrong like kena confinement...

Few days back... recieve a fucking prank call... according to my skeptical analysis.. some china bastard trying to scheme some money out of innocent elderly like my dad called... since i didn't answer the phone but was pass on the phone by my dad, i wasn't aware of who actually called... i was juz sitting there using my comp then my dad started screaming and yelling at me to get the phone. So i did... what awaited me was so sobbing and murbling... i couldn't at all tell who was it... then i ask my dad who was it.. he say it was my bro... who should be in the army... i tried to continue the conversation with the person.. in a crying tone ( could and most probably acting it) said : 我是你儿子. What the fuck...so i keep probing asking who he was... then in the end he hung up... perphaps he gave up trying to scheme me...which couldn't be the case why??

1. If anything would have happened to my bro wouldn't the army have called instead.
2. My bro didn't bring a phone into the camp
3. The voice doesn't sound like my bro at all
4. My bro nv speaks chinese to my dad
5. he would never say '我是你儿子' to his brother,me.

Judging by all this points, i hereby conclude that it was a fucking schemer. However it got my dad into tears, coz stupid bro didn't bring a phone into the camp to save $18. what an ass... he also didn't call back home... noob...

Raining in the month of march

From left to right... Nicholas, Daniel, Eugene(me), jeremy and cecilia



I seriously do not need what the hell is wrong with the weather nowadays... raining almost everyday when its already so so close to summer... worse part... it rains when u're just about to prepare yourself to go out and due to the change of temperature. It makes me even lazier to do what i'm suppose to... but that didn;t stop me from going out still...

Met the team bout 2 at somerset Mrt... wanna watch kung fu chef but in the end watch "watch Men"... The way it was film was something like in the 60-70... well it was based on that time anyway... however... it was very much confusing due to the twist and turns of events. None the less, the gore part was damn hilarous... couldn't stop laughing and cer keep laughing to... not coz she got the dark humour but coz i was laughing and beside her... daniel was too scare to watch and cecilia also laughed at him as well... nicholas was bring isolated at a corner as usual...

This show kind of reminded me of "Sin City" was a narrator leading you through the show but people tend to die alot... and this super heros makes a fool out of others... they're just kung fu experts if you ask me...Overall... the show was too damn long 2.40hrs... ouch...

Then we went to noodle house Ken... It was really good... unbelievable....

Cold NoodlesMiso RamenChar siew RamenMy artistic picts


Next was to esplanade a.k.a the durian... saw shiek haikel hosting an event there and heard that there was MC Hotdog coming around 10... but the time was 8.30 and having to wait for 1 and a half hrs is just too much.... back to home... was crossing the bridge at fullerton and decided to take a few picts... actually is cer decided de... gosh...
Today only manage to take this pict of cer... she always siam my camera...

Guitar HeroPercussion FreakMister Piano
Night view from the bridge out Fullerton hotel...

who killed the cat??

Everyone then went back to their home sweet/boring homes.... yawns life sucks when u're me...

viva la evil

Perhaps i woke up at the wrong side of bed...er mattress today,i was super cranky and evil in school. Words with thorns were flying everywhere in the lab shooting my teammates... but then i realize that there's this one person who trying to sort of comfort me and asking why i'm liddat??
Thanks Cer but this is the real me... the joking side of me is a lie... today u met the 'REAL' me...

Always kena scolded by TSO until scare liao... then 害到 Sin Nee also kena... did something dumb... started talking crap to a girl who barely knows me... now i suppose my image is somewhere along the earth of the most damned place. But nvm since i got my true self back the 'hack care self'...

So stupid event at TP initiated a topic of how to make me look less 'beng'... quite frankly... i dun think i look 'beng'... i like my rugged look... rugged rox...but then sin nee and cer obviously have something against it... shave off my sideburns and goatie... omg... might as well juz take my life... which reminds me that i got a white rp polo... its very nipple revealing... another reason why i hate white... there the others...

Why I Hate White...

1. I'm Evil.. evil loves black
2. It makes me look fatter... as if i'm not fat enough
3. I just dun like white
4. white is not as pure as it seems
5. It's translucent... i dun like nipple revealing shirt unless it on a girl

Totally knocked out on the bus today... sometimes i wonder if i snore on the bus... hope no one notices... if not damn pai seh... but i'm damn tired when i'm already on the bus... Cer also always complain that she's tired...but she can rest dun rest...wanna play basketball and meet friends... who's fault...?!?!?! SHIT!! why am i shooting her in my blog for nothing?? oppss... no worries though... no one ever read this crappy blog...

Give me some drugs to feel alive once again...

The Life on an Enterainer

The Life of an Entertainer...

if u think it's a glamorous one... well... think twice... behind close doors... the loneliness can consume you whole... The seriousness was never seen and even if shown, it will be taking as another joke.... thus is the path I've chosen... perhaps being my size helps to add up to the overall image... Even if i' a dependable person... people tend to think likewise cause i joke around most of the time.

However... there are 2 types of more of entertainers... "the entertained and forgotten" and "the entertained and remember"... luck was never on my side... thus i became the first type "the entertained and forgotten"... my task is simple... infiltrate... loiter and wait to be kicked out... thus explains the frequency of people changing around me...

once drained out of the humor within...
My task over and thus shall be discarded...
did i change?? no...
who did..?? u who decides that I'm no longer in need of my services
what can i do?? nothing...
what am i left with? nothing

Some people prefer to befriend dogs and cats instead of humans...why?? because this creatures never will left or betray you...
I found my 'friends' who never will left me... Music and photography
Music for it speaks my feelings... spot on most of the times
Photographs for it tells me what i had, the sweetest/saddest memories, how beautiful/sorrowful this world is... a book which no words yet alot more...

I found my third beloved...Science... I'm not a man of God... the very existence of it puzzles me...
The way i see it... Man decided to create it to hide their fears, to create a false Utopia when they die... who should i follow that foolishness... what's the point...?

In the End... this Entertainer is always alone... i always try too hard each time i have something i want to hold on to... but i end up killing it each time... thus explains myself... the one i loved.. loves me not... the things i want seems so far and unreachable... the way people view me is never quite the truth... but who bothers to uncover the mystery behind me...?